Not that I like to be in the habit of glazing or defending the NYT, but have liberals genuinely forgotten that politics is about something more than "the other guy is bad"? I mean the article makes the case for me, have y'all read it?

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

I think these brain rotten protestant to catholic converts are so funny man. Like they literally just think catholicism is the same as their psycho, americanized, bombastic version of christianity, but just more trad. Like no catholic-raised European would be surprised at that statement.

the perfect liberal statement when you vote us back in, we'll give the gestapo nametags

All time tweet man, incredibly funny. I wonder why voters didn't connect with this candidate!

G3 my beloved

😂😂😂

Man I remember Vance doing a much more admirable job during the presidential race, like isn't he supposed to be the lib whisperer? What is this "nobody watches your show and what about low income women" line? Absolutely pathetic effort

These class assignments are gonna kill me man

lol

Is he the first grifter US president? Genuine question. Basically all of them have been bad in one way or another, but I don't know if any of them were openly just snake oil salesmen

Literally on my way to watch this now, I’m getting even more excited!

goku giving a senzu to cell as gohan watches

THE MEME IS REAL

EZRA KLEIN: this is a thing I have been struggling with. I don't want to live in a country where people making under $30,000 per year are harvested for their protein, but we do live in a country where 40% of the people want exactly that. And I must admit, the long pork is indeed so tender and juicy

Most Spurs game of all time but at least my beautiful Portuguese king saved it a bit

Opened bluesky and got flashbanged by fat bald Hitler

mass psychosis

They just panned to the Villarreal supporters and there’s a guy in there with a Cádiz shirt LMAO

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

LMAO we take those

As a software developer I have to say this is so awesome

Everytime I listen to Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 1 or 2 and he starts just saying the name of instruments and they start playing I laugh my ass off, it's so goofy

My 2 goats scoring today, tears in my eyes man

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Oh boy

Bro there's gotta be a gas leak in that studio, there's no shot

Bit chilly today

I feel like we're at a point where we have actual soldiers doing LARP, not the type of LARP where you pretend to be a real soldier, but the type where you pretend to be Soap McTavish from Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Anti-camper technology

Last episode of season 2 of House MD might actually be peak television, holy shit I forgot how good this one was, I even half remembered what the twist was and it was still amazing

They are doing forms of misogyny in Japan you couldn't even dream of

We are back in indescribable ways

Tottenham Hotspur are set to complete the signing of Xavi Simons from RB Leipzig. The clubs have agreed a deal worth €60million (£51.8m; $70m) for the 22-year-old Netherlands international attacker. More from @david-ornstein.bsky.social ⬇️ 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...

Complaining about people saying "microaggression", we are permanently living in 2016 dawg

I started House MD again and it's so funny that they do this thing at the start of every episode where they show you one person you think is gonna get sick but then it's somebody else, like why do they play around with it lmao

Rico Lewis just got turned into a pretzel bro 😭

Kudus tracking back like a demon

Just got jump scared by the camera cutting to noodle hair Phil Foden

If Pape Sarr has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Pape Sarr has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Pape Sarr has only one fan then that is me. If Pape Sarr has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Pape Sarr, then I am against the world.

JOHNSON AGAIN OLE OLE (x10)

Not bad for a beta

Absolute cinema

I love Richy so much man

Pigeon supremacy

This is how that Gray-Bergvall-Sarr midfield is gonna look

This type of post is so funny to me. Look out world! The purchaser is here