The fact I have an entire heart rate and ecg recording of my panic attack that I can give to my dr thanks to my Apple Watch is INCREDIBLE!

Jan 1st is also my gurl juice day. I'm going into 2026 tits first!

Ending 2025 by calling 911 only to learn I do in fact have a panic disorder. Yay........

My autism trait. Repeating patterns such as a video fading in and out over and over or repetitive sounds are PHYSICALLY PAINFUL to look at or hear.

I got a new iPhone and decided to see how much wider the new phones selfie camera was. It's a major upgrade!

*inhale sounds* * cough* relatable.

The Bambu labs Reddit pages today are INSUFFERABLE! So many people got new printers for Christmas and have ZERO IDEA how to operate them, basics of printing or even how to google.

It's a secret. Shhh don't tell anyone.

How do you spend your Saturday? I spent mine sanding and oiling all my wood cooking utensils and cutting boards.

Be like the Flexible River Otter and learn a new skill in 2026! :D

Thank you random trans girl on Grindr for giving me a new band obsession.

Note: don't drink an entire Stanley of water, several cups of herbal tea, and a fancy juice drink back to back....... I have to pee so much!!

please understand that whenever you talk to me, this is what you’re talking to

there's nothing in the rules says a dog can't be coooool

Can ya make that a double?

I'm insane. I don't do playlists. I just hit shuffle on my massive music library.

I know a lot of music snobs hate Apple Music Dolby Atmos. But I LOVE IT because it's gives artists another way to play with sound. And some do Incredible things with it.

i need some sunshine and also a coffee and also a sloppy makeout cuddle puddle with like twelve other beautiful lesbians and we're all being gay as hell and grabbing each other and locking eyes before our lips meet,, and also a snack and also a coffee uh

pushing the puppygirl propaganda<3

Me: omg I'm almost at 500 followers @pupdemyx.bsky.social: "That's cute"

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING!! STOP 👏 POSTING PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF YOUR KIDS IN JUST THEIR UNDERWEAR!!! IF YOUR KID DOES NOT HAVE CLOTHS ON DO NOT POST THE FUCKING PHOTO!! I DONT CARE HOW CUTE YOU THINK THEY ARE OR HOW ITS A MEMORY YOU WANT TO SHARE! FUCKING STOP! !!!!!!

The last Fat Cock Friday of 2025 #FCF

The realization that I have always found lesbians hot and want them so bad. And now I can!

🐺 johnny silverhand died for our sins so we would never fade away

Sorry to the victims of my random drive-by liking your posts and selfies it's just I think you're attractive and funny

Yo girl your bulge be poppin!.... respectfully.

Yet another amazing Chef frosty feast. All item from scratch. Roast chicken, deviled eggs, Christmas noodles, focaccia, brown sugar pineapple ham, roast garlic mashed potatoes, rice pudding, apple pie.

My mother is a sly woman. Got me a private chef to teach me to make pasta for my birthday. And for Christmas a few weeks later got me a pasta maker for my kitchen aid!

I unwrapped your present for you.

@pupdemyx.bsky.social enjoying their real Christmas gift even more. 😈

@pupdemyx.bsky.social enjoying their new sweater.

Puppy has been BUSY today!

Being in an open relationship is weird. Because wdym I got my dick blown by a stranger while my wife sat in the other room playing video games.

The bar near me apparently has a STRICT no Santa hat policy.

My toxic trait is that I press like on people's mental spiral posts.

Another reminder today that my disabilities make hooking up and sex really complicated and not worth it. I need to re-evaluate some life things and find a new approach to meeting people.

While scrolling though lists of Christmas movies I realized HOW MANY I can't watch anymore. So much racism, sexism, and canceled actors.

My new apron seems to be doing a poor job covering me.

Bus puppy 🐶

What's so wild about this transition timeline is the smiles.

Ugh.... Monday.... at least I have amazing tits. #mcm

This puppy chews on everything! Nothing is safe.

It's a Christmas miracle!

Fucking incredible!

Either I'm having a stroke or a neighbor is burning a Totino pizza.

Goals.

oh god,, has ur brother gotten fatter?? ur never gonna be able to push him off u now,,,

Not me sniffing my own pits again today.

Girl horny is so different. My dick don't get hard anymore. But it absolutely swells and sends a radiating feeling though my whole body.