Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀

LOOK AT THIS GUY!

I know this isn't a radical statement any more, but honestly fuck Jimmy Carr. I used to be a fan and a defender, but he's spent the past few years being SUCH a prick.

A reminder for UK residents

Sat next to a guy on a flight who paid for the in-flight WiFi so he could spend the entire time on his ipad, talking to chatGPT, checking eth on the stock market, and looking at a £1.3million house on Rightmove. I hated him so much.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

More than one camera cut per second in this amazing sequence

Every year since at least 2016 I get this notification. Still no idea what possessed me to create the original calendar entry, but I admire my devices' tenacity in telling me every time. I'll never delete it. 🍔👑🧇📅

Upstairs on a train! Always a strange sensation.

If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)

Binning work off early to go and laugh my dick off at @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social and their show 'Drem'. See ya soon, boys!

sherman, for the love of god!

It's World Mental Health Day today. I've been suffering a bit recently with anxiety attacks & depression, although I'm doing better, I'm not 100% just yet. Please try to look after your mental health, it's so important for all my pals to be well but if you aren't, that's ok too. Love you all

Witnessed the most incredible interaction in the pharmacy: "I'm here to pick up a prescription for [name]." "OK, what's the date of birth?" "I dunno" "OK how do you spell the surname?" "I dunno" "O....K, what's your relationship to the patient?" "She's my wife" !

Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge. I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists. But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?

Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge. I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists. But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?

People called Zelda are wise. We know this.

Dear British media please imagine these are sycamore trees

Delicious treats for the birthday person!

WARNING : this post contains a VERY SPOOKY SKULL. Do NOT look at it! I repeat, DO NOT LOOK AT IT!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Holy moly, look at this beautiful thing

Ordered a 'lasagna sandwich' earlier today, foolishly expecting a lasagna-esque filling in an otherwise normal sanger. What I got was a full slab of lasagna (at least 5 pasta sheet layers) between 2 bits of bread.

'Being racist doesn't make you a racist'

🌎🌎🌎NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!💀💀💀 Introducing *Earth Must Die* from @danthat.bsky.social A dark comedy adventure game featuring the voices of Alex Horne, Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas and more store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/... RTs extremely appreciated!!!! <3 <3

I wonder if I'll go to my grave still able to recall all the lyrics to 'the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny'

@herring1967.bsky.social Alright Rich. I found out yesterday that Wordle will accept 'CWTCH' as a starting word. I'm fully behind your anti-vowel stance on this matter and wondered what you thought of an entirely consonant based first go. The repeated C is the only thing holding me back

Bitten by a radioactive willy, he became…

Art

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Really loved tonight's show in Totton! Hope you caught your train. Don't wish to be morbid, but a close friend died earlier this week, so I've been understandably a bit sad. I'm so glad I had tickets for tonight & still decided to go. It felt good to laugh so heartily ❤️

Homestar Runner isn't the cultural juggernaut it deserves to be

Haven't posted much lately. Largely because my internal thoughts recently have mostly consisted of screaming and death rattles!

A United Nations commission of inquiry has concluded that Israel has committed genocide against Palestinians in Gaza. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I scream, you scream, we all scream for we live in the UK

Apart from all the other stuff it’s wild that the prime minister of the UK has installed a row of England flags

There was a time where I'd have referred to this as mind-boggling, but my mind has been entirely boggled for a long time now. Still though; fucking hell

Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go

there are probably a handful of more evil politicians in the world but i know starmer tops the list of the most pathetic

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

This photo is amazing. www.latimes.com/california/s...

Haha, I sure hope no-one plays one of those hilarious pranks on me where you send an unexpected takeaway to someone's house! Oh boy I would hate that! I'd be all like... whaaaaaaat?!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Just had a phone appointment for an ADHD referral. Then found out that the current waiting time for next steps is... FOUR FUCKIN' YEARS

No cheating, last photo of your pet

I know that church can be a moving experience for some, but come on!