How to make pancakes the british way: Step 1: remember it's pancake day Step 2: work all day because you are a cog in the capitalism nightmare machine Step 3: Too tired to make pancakes Step 4: no pancakes for you

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Happy birthday, Watto! I hope you get a decent number of things you like, and very few of the things you don't

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Now we know how much it upsets fascists when people blow whistles at them, is there anything to be said for the idea of having dozens of people replying to bad posts with 'FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!'

Elon noticed that Epstein couldn't write for shit and wants to be just like him

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Wow, @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social if I'd know that just signing up for the Patreon made me a member of the group, I'd have signed up ages ago! When are we meeting to write some sketches, boys?!

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!

Giving a way too complicated and detailed answer when someone asks how the drive here was

Ricky Gervais is such a fuckin' loser

I think if we start calling rich people 'money cucks' or something we can get them to crack

NO MEANING

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

Rollin' around at the speed of sound...

if they can offer free AI training they could offer free media literacy training too. i know which of those would do more for the public good

WWE really should fire Logan Paul now rather than when he inevitably does something inexcusable

TODAY'S THE DAY It's Earth Must Die Day. Unlocking at 6pm GMT, your purchase on the dot will HUGELY help us out with Steam ranking etc, so if you're around to grab it as soon as we press the button, please do Until then, pls contribute to wishlist and share store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF

An underpaid staffer at Wowcher decided to be cheeky today

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

A terrifying amount of dialogue from The Simpsons and whole sections of stand-up comedy shows

Remember when that plane had to land because of someone's spectacular mid-flight poo? It just happened again with Air Force One

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social Google's stupid AI thing just told me you have a Netflix special called "Live in Amsterdam". Could this be used as justification to force them to pay you for one?

Just defrosted the freezer compartment of the office fridge. Fuck ICE.

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

Pretty sure he shouldn't be doing this

Don't use Spotify, people

How do you turn thoughts into posts?

Dilb-dead

REMINDER: this game exists, is brilliant, and requires WISHLISTS in order to succeed. Pls wishlist and share, thank you!

The Carlton in Cosham, Hampshire cinematreasures.org/theaters/134... #childhoodcinema

This is the clearest indicator yet that if any politician is suggesting we try US fascist-style tactics in the UK, they should be wholeheartedly rejected. Fuck ICE. Fuck Fascism.

So what was the point of this then?

Eat them. Eat them all.

Logging on

It's so cold that my postin' fingers are struggling

Hades 2 is a very sneaky game. It feels like one you can just play for 20mins, but then hours melt away

Apparently I went to Greggs every 2.58 days in 2025. I should probably work on that.

Good year mates. we'll bloody see you in the next one Luv ya

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??

Oh shit. I'm Klaus Kinski

I told a lady at a breakfast buffet today that they were out of eggs, and she replied "out of eggs? Hilarious!"

Rushed around a corner at the university I work at, and nearly sent Sandi Toxvig flying

DUNE NOT RESUSCITATE

Love this. Explains it perfectly. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...