Apparently I went to Greggs every 2.58 days in 2025. I should probably work on that.

Good year mates. we'll bloody see you in the next one Luv ya

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??

Oh shit. I'm Klaus Kinski

I told a lady at a breakfast buffet today that they were out of eggs, and she replied "out of eggs? Hilarious!"

Rushed around a corner at the university I work at, and nearly sent Sandi Toxvig flying

DUNE NOT RESUSCITATE

Love this. Explains it perfectly. anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

I should post more

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains

I love The 1% Club, but for entirely selfish reasons. It makes me feel smart, and I secretly think I'd be brilliant at it.

I know you've seen it already, but gaze upon its majesty once more

Merry Christmas, Bluesky. Ho, ho *checks notes* ...ho!

One of my few real opinions is that you shouldn't be having kids if you aren't ok with the possibility of them being one of the types of person that exist

this made me so happy

I wish I had more sparkly clothes. I have loads of colourful clobber, but nothing sparkly.

Astonished at the number of creative intelligent discerning people who casually use “I asked Chat GPT” when talking about their daily lives. AI is bad, the work of bad people, who hate you, normalised with bad intent. You wouldn’t say “I wrote to the Daily Mail” I wish people had more shame.

Gave myself a fun Christmas name and profile pic, but haven't been using it as I have nothing festive to say. It's all just horrors. Should have kept my halloween name, I guess.

So sorry that Robin had to do this, but I have such a huge amount of respect for his decision. It's a shame that compassion and kindness have no home in the mainstream media.

Getting nice and limber for my 24-hour challenge, which starts TONIGHT! You can watch it all live from 10pm on Channel 4’s YouTube channel - www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...

You will be visited by three spirits

"Ooh, Copilot is down, does anyone have any advice?" Yes! Think! With your brain! If you don't know something, research it and learn! Grow as a human! Communicate with people using *your* words!!!

Two, hour-long phone appointments with my bank just to be told 'nah we can't help. Sort some shit out and try again in april, idk'. How quick do you think it's possible to sell a kidney?

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Not bad, the sky

Man alive. Germany is the place to be at this time of year.

It's time... youtu.be/Z8mt9Ogzi_Y?...

Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share! Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...

A kid sat near me in the audience at a wrestling show said I looked like Shawn Michaels (based on nothing more than me having long hair)

I sued the city because I was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade

in mario luigi he eat a musroom

No! The shareholders dividends were ringfenced against pirate zombie infestation, Charlie Brown!

Easily

Not buying it. Doesn't look anything like this guy

I am once again at the mercy of the UK public transport gods. My train has been disrupted by a level crossing failure and now a trespasser on the line. Good job I haven't got a flight to catch! Ha! Ha ha! Ahahahahaha!!

Ok, sure. Although it being in French doesn't matter too much as it's almost entirely visual jokes.

Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Since 31st October 2024, at least 340 trans people have lost their lives to anti-trans violence, or suicide. Transphobia kills. Please be an ally every day. tdor.translivesmatter.info/reports?from...

The Festive Big Green Book Swap is happening again. A book! Choc! Tea! & if you want a new book buddy! www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php If you want to join, but need to save up for pressies etc, then @sarahalba.bsky.social is offering to buy one for someone. DM me if you prefer. UK only

Gross

Sooz is someone who uses her voice to do good things. Support her if you can!

I've brought this up before but I think it bears repeating because it's a total non-factor in all the rhetoric: "Britain" hasn't been an island (or archipelago) at any time in its history. The last decade of drawing back behind our borders is a bizarre aberration.

Started playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years and spent weeks straight on trying to get the materials to make a golden head

Amazing

We have fun

Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀

LOOK AT THIS GUY!