Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
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humanolith. stand-up tragedian. frenby. he/they.
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Trans people are valid and their rights are human rights. Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
10 months ago
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TechnicallyRon
2 days ago
How to make pancakes the british way: Step 1: remember it's pancake day Step 2: work all day because you are a cog in the capitalism nightmare machine Step 3: Too tired to make pancakes Step 4: no pancakes for you
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@watsoncomedian.bsky.social
Happy birthday, Watto! I hope you get a decent number of things you like, and very few of the things you don't
5 days ago
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Disco Elysium Quotes
6 days ago
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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Now we know how much it upsets fascists when people blow whistles at them, is there anything to be said for the idea of having dozens of people replying to bad posts with 'FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!'
6 days ago
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Elon noticed that Epstein couldn't write for shit and wants to be just like him
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8 days ago
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Preeti Chhibber
9 days ago
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
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gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
https://gradient.horse/
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Wow,
@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
if I'd know that just signing up for the Patreon made me a member of the group, I'd have signed up ages ago! When are we meeting to write some sketches, boys?!
10 days ago
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Kelly
13 days ago
The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley. Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo. Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles. Get them out!
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Giving a way too complicated and detailed answer when someone asks how the drive here was
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13 days ago
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Ricky Gervais is such a fuckin' loser
16 days ago
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I think if we start calling rich people 'money cucks' or something we can get them to crack
19 days ago
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NO MEANING
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20 days ago
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toonholechris
20 days ago
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Disco Elysium Quotes
21 days ago
That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
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Rollin' around at the speed of sound...
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21 days ago
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Neon Genesis Ewangelion
22 days ago
if they can offer free AI training they could offer free media literacy training too. i know which of those would do more for the public good
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WWE really should fire Logan Paul now rather than when he inevitably does something inexcusable
22 days ago
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Dan Marshall
23 days ago
TODAY'S THE DAY It's Earth Must Die Day. Unlocking at 6pm GMT, your purchase on the dot will HUGELY help us out with Steam ranking etc, so if you're around to grab it as soon as we press the button, please do Until then, pls contribute to wishlist and share
store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
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Earth Must Die on Steam
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/Earth_Must_Die/
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Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF
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27 days ago
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No Particular Dave
27 days ago
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An underpaid staffer at Wowcher decided to be cheeky today
27 days ago
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Margaret Killjoy
28 days ago
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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A terrifying amount of dialogue from The Simpsons and whole sections of stand-up comedy shows
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29 days ago
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Remember when that plane had to land because of someone's spectacular mid-flight poo? It just happened again with Air Force One
29 days ago
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@watsoncomedian.bsky.social
Google's stupid AI thing just told me you have a Netflix special called "Live in Amsterdam". Could this be used as justification to force them to pay you for one?
30 days ago
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Just defrosted the freezer compartment of the office fridge. Fuck ICE.
30 days ago
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Disco Elysium Quotes
30 days ago
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
about 1 year ago
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Pretty sure he shouldn't be doing this
about 1 month ago
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Don't use Spotify, people
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about 1 month ago
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How do you turn thoughts into posts?
about 1 month ago
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Dilb-dead
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about 1 month ago
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Dan Marshall
about 1 month ago
REMINDER: this game exists, is brilliant, and requires WISHLISTS in order to succeed. Pls wishlist and share, thank you!
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The Carlton in Cosham, Hampshire
cinematreasures.org/theaters/134...
#childhoodcinema
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about 1 month ago
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
3 months ago
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This is the clearest indicator yet that if any politician is suggesting we try US fascist-style tactics in the UK, they should be wholeheartedly rejected. Fuck ICE. Fuck Fascism.
about 1 month ago
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Eddie Bowley
about 1 month ago
So what was the point of this then?
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Oisín McGann
about 1 month ago
Eat them. Eat them all.
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Logging on
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about 1 month ago
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It's so cold that my postin' fingers are struggling
about 1 month ago
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Hades 2 is a very sneaky game. It feels like one you can just play for 20mins, but then hours melt away
about 1 month ago
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Apparently I went to Greggs every 2.58 days in 2025. I should probably work on that.
about 2 months ago
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Aunty Donna
about 2 months ago
Good year mates. we'll bloody see you in the next one Luv ya
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more mr. nice guy
about 2 months ago
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
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Oh shit. I'm Klaus Kinski
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about 2 months ago
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I told a lady at a breakfast buffet today that they were out of eggs, and she replied "out of eggs? Hilarious!"
about 2 months ago
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Rushed around a corner at the university I work at, and nearly sent Sandi Toxvig flying
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about 2 months ago
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DUNE NOT RESUSCITATE
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about 2 months ago
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Love this. Explains it perfectly.
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
https://anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/haterdom/2025/08/26/i-am-an-ai-hater.html
about 2 months ago
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