Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
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humanolith. stand-up tragedian. frenby. he/they.
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Trans people are valid and their rights are human rights. Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
9 months ago
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Apparently I went to Greggs every 2.58 days in 2025. I should probably work on that.
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Aunty Donna
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Good year mates. we'll bloody see you in the next one Luv ya
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more mr. nice guy
2 days ago
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
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Oh shit. I'm Klaus Kinski
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2 days ago
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I told a lady at a breakfast buffet today that they were out of eggs, and she replied "out of eggs? Hilarious!"
2 days ago
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Rushed around a corner at the university I work at, and nearly sent Sandi Toxvig flying
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3 days ago
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DUNE NOT RESUSCITATE
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3 days ago
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Love this. Explains it perfectly.
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
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I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
https://anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/haterdom/2025/08/26/i-am-an-ai-hater.html
3 days ago
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I should post more
4 days ago
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains
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4 days ago
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I love The 1% Club, but for entirely selfish reasons. It makes me feel smart, and I secretly think I'd be brilliant at it.
4 days ago
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I know you've seen it already, but gaze upon its majesty once more
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5 days ago
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Merry Christmas, Bluesky. Ho, ho *checks notes* ...ho!
7 days ago
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Pleasant Content Enjoyer
9 days ago
One of my few real opinions is that you shouldn't be having kids if you aren't ok with the possibility of them being one of the types of person that exist
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini
11 days ago
this made me so happy
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I wish I had more sparkly clothes. I have loads of colourful clobber, but nothing sparkly.
11 days ago
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Joel Morris
14 days ago
Astonished at the number of creative intelligent discerning people who casually use “I asked Chat GPT” when talking about their daily lives. AI is bad, the work of bad people, who hate you, normalised with bad intent. You wouldn’t say “I wrote to the Daily Mail” I wish people had more shame.
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Gave myself a fun Christmas name and profile pic, but haven't been using it as I have nothing festive to say. It's all just horrors. Should have kept my halloween name, I guess.
15 days ago
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So sorry that Robin had to do this, but I have such a huge amount of respect for his decision. It's a shame that compassion and kindness have no home in the mainstream media.
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19 days ago
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Little Alex Horne
21 days ago
Getting nice and limber for my 24-hour challenge, which starts TONIGHT! You can watch it all live from 10pm on Channel 4’s YouTube channel -
www.youtube.com/live/Xnz6os7...
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You will be visited by three spirits
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23 days ago
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io
23 days ago
"Ooh, Copilot is down, does anyone have any advice?" Yes! Think! With your brain! If you don't know something, research it and learn! Grow as a human! Communicate with people using *your* words!!!
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Two, hour-long phone appointments with my bank just to be told 'nah we can't help. Sort some shit out and try again in april, idk'. How quick do you think it's possible to sell a kidney?
28 days ago
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Smooth Dunk
about 1 month ago
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Not bad, the sky
about 1 month ago
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Man alive. Germany is the place to be at this time of year.
about 1 month ago
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It's time...
youtu.be/Z8mt9Ogzi_Y?...
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Always Room for Christmas Pud
YouTube video by Aunty Donna
https://youtu.be/Z8mt9Ogzi_Y?si=YtZOt1JqOyuQqcLH
about 1 month ago
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Moose Allain
about 1 month ago
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share! Download it for free here…
www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
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A kid sat near me in the audience at a wrestling show said I looked like Shawn Michaels (based on nothing more than me having long hair)
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about 1 month ago
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The Turbo Times
about 1 month ago
I sued the city because I was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade
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about 1 month ago
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libus
about 1 month ago
in mario luigi he eat a musroom
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No! The shareholders dividends were ringfenced against pirate zombie infestation, Charlie Brown!
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about 1 month ago
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Easily
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about 1 month ago
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Not buying it. Doesn't look anything like this guy
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about 1 month ago
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I am once again at the mercy of the UK public transport gods. My train has been disrupted by a level crossing failure and now a trespasser on the line. Good job I haven't got a flight to catch! Ha! Ha ha! Ahahahahaha!!
about 1 month ago
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Ok, sure. Although it being in French doesn't matter too much as it's almost entirely visual jokes.
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about 1 month ago
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Sarah O’Connell
about 1 month ago
Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Since 31st October 2024, at least 340 trans people have lost their lives to anti-trans violence, or suicide. Transphobia kills. Please be an ally every day.
tdor.translivesmatter.info/reports?from...
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Remembering Our Dead - Reports
1 Nov 2024 to 20 Nov 2025
https://tdor.translivesmatter.info/reports?from=2024-11-01&to=2025-11-20&country=all&category=all&view=list&filter=
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Big Green Books
about 1 month ago
The Festive Big Green Book Swap is happening again. A book! Choc! Tea! & if you want a new book buddy!
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
If you want to join, but need to save up for pressies etc, then
@sarahalba.bsky.social
is offering to buy one for someone. DM me if you prefer. UK only
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Gross
about 1 month ago
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Sooz is someone who uses her voice to do good things. Support her if you can!
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about 2 months ago
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Small Robots
about 2 months ago
I've brought this up before but I think it bears repeating because it's a total non-factor in all the rhetoric: "Britain" hasn't been an island (or archipelago) at any time in its history. The last decade of drawing back behind our borders is a bizarre aberration.
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Holly
about 2 months ago
Started playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years and spent weeks straight on trying to get the materials to make a golden head
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Matt Round
about 2 months ago
Amazing
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about 2 months ago
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Trevor Henderson 🍉
about 2 months ago
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We have fun
about 2 months ago
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Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀
2 months ago
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Moose Allain
over 1 year ago
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LOOK AT THIS GUY!
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2 months ago
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