I feel like we're overdue for another jordan peele movie

Streets are saying she has no license because she got kicked out her program for plagiarism in her dissertation

Theres too many mothers in my family now. That's why im breaking the cycle by not having kids!

Male shopper.....

I always try to be in and out of public bathrooms as quickly as possible - I stayed too long one time and someone started taking the loudest, nastiest, grimiest shit

Hot cookies in ya butt is a no go.

People mix everything with a poodle for some reason ex: labradoodles, bernadoodles, shmoodles, yorkipoos, etc. Lets bring back regular degular poodles

This is what CEO is those Chinese dramas be driving and you're telling me its only 55k?!?!?!

OH my Gawd for viewers like you.

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Crunch fitness is a money laundering front

Do tx next

Perry's is expensive though idk what she expected

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

In college: perch, frog, cat (we also studied several reptile skeletons) In high school: fetal pig, frog

I would pay $2 for somebody to come peel this garlic for me

I see that post about kosher and halal meat not having poo in it like everything else and im begging you guys to just look at the process of slaughtering cows. They do not literally shit on the steaks omg

I never feel like my ankles are fully dry when I towel off after a shower

Ive never been asked to swap seats on a flight but then again my seat is always terrible so maybe that's why

I love artists I love painters, illustrators, doodlers, drawers, sketchers all of that. Show me the lines you put on that page baby!

Break my soul came out at such a relatable time in my life. I was at work before 9, off after 5. And they WERE working my nerves - thats why I couldnt sleep at night!!

Someone just cut me in the taco bell drive thru ://// I hope the next time he looks up, a bird shits in his eye

Calling people "Low IQ" and its just her being a liar

The ostrich has so much space to leave and he chose to stay and get smacked

I need some ribs. Seasoned DOWN. Hold the bbq sauce

My cat really starts an argument with me everyday omgggggg

My mom has become so spoiled. Like how am I paying all your tolls now???

A platter of crispy, golden, fried catfish would fix everything for me right now

I still dont even know who this man is or why yall decided that the boycott was his idea

Nickels Minigga...

Not at my house - it wasn't taboo but nobody sat me down and had a conversation with me about it

Remember that staffer that got exposed for filming an OF video in a white house conference room? I wonder how he's doing

Taylor swift is about to drop the 98th version of whatever that last album was called

Ive been singing this all morning

Community colleges in particular often offer services that are open to everyone in the community, not just students.

This such a stupid way for everyone to die

You can view average gas prices for your state (and some cities) on gasprices.aaa.com and it looks like this statement is very correct

I need someone with strong fingers who is also beautiful and hilarious to teleport to me rn and bless me with a thorough foot rub

Why did he scrunch up his eyelids like this

Ykw? Let me swing by dunkin right neow

Im buying up the refreshers and the sausage egg and cheese croissants

The vampire after biting me because I’m filled to the brim with chamoy and tajin:

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Abuses a black woman and suddenly black people love him?

Buffalo wild wings also won a lawsuit over their "boneless wings" containing bones....

She wanted rosa to give her that seat?!

This is move that got Chris Brown KILLED in Stomp The Yard