Scientists say that at least 23% of mist that we see in everyday life is vampires.

They sell Kinder Eggs at Quark's. The place is actually well known for its hollow sweets.

There should be a website that tells you which movies have the phrase "sweet helicopter" so we can know which movies might have a sweet helicopter or people talking about a sweet helicopter.

Even if things improve, we are in the Pancakes Divorce Pancakes universe

Looks like Itch.io is down and I have to assume it's because of the overwhelming demand for The Demon of South Gloria. bsky.app/profile/book...

I am now the proud owner of a pile of skulls.

Nobody talks about it, but the problem with using maple-coated almonds as an ingredient when baking is that any time you are not actively putting them in the thing, you are tempted to put them in yourself.

Never forget that becoming a fascist is volunteering to end up in a bunker with a gun in your mouth.

The first caveman who turned into a werewolf musta been pretty confused.

If you're one of those people who loves wordsearch puzzles but wished they were way more complicated and somehow told a Halloween-appropriate story about a demonic cult, The Demon of South Gloria exists for exactly you and nobody else. thepdr.itch.io/the-demon-of...

Anyone who reads this: I give you permission to not know something today. You can just not know a thing and not feel bad about it.

If you're one of those people who loves wordsearch puzzles but wished they were way more complicated and somehow told a Halloween-appropriate story about a demonic cult, The Demon of South Gloria exists for exactly you and nobody else. thepdr.itch.io/the-demon-of...

Learning some new techniques!

It's weird to me, outside of Superman comics from the last 9 years, how wrong comics often portray the idea of a pacifist superhero. Pacifism doesn't mean you're afraid to fight. It means you prefer to focus on helping and protecting, but when you have to fight you do so as humanely as possible

Plantagenet shmantagenet, Jantagenet

Join the debate: open.spotify.com/episode/7JyY...

I'm not overly familiar with the rules of poker, so I just need to know, if you only use three cards to make a three-of-a-kind, do the other cards give you mana burn?

"It's a nice day here at the No Racists Club." "Why won't you let us in the club? You're discriminating against us!" "Actually, we'd love to have you! You're gonna give up being racist and join the club? That's great news!" "I never said that!"

The hosts of @leasthaunted.bsky.social have not reported in for nearly a day, so it is only reasonable to assume they have been murdered by at least four ghosts. RIP. bsky.app/profile/leas...

Just in case I get Raptured today, I want this to be my last post on here: If you're in a mob holding a pitchfork but don't want the monster to be sure what is going on yet, shouting "Hey" or "Hay" should keep things suitably vague.

Would Toad from Mario taste good on a pizza?

@ryannorth.ca So can I blame Reed Richards for the times I accidentally saved right as Roger Wilco was about to do something that totally killed him?

this would theoretically provide power long enough to play the monorail episode of The Simpsons, which is all we really need electricity to do these days anyway

Pick up a big leaf off the ground and stab it to the wall with a knife.

One things for certain: the spiders that wind up in my car every day clearly had somewhere they were able to grow big and healthy and they left that spot for my car. My car is a desirable place to be.

Higher fydrant.

After a three week appeals process YouTube let me post my latest Cracked video, SIMPSONS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING: THE MOVIE. It's all about Groundskeeper Willie, Scotland, and many many many many many other things. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLMc...

New shirt courtesy of @wordburglar.bsky.social! #madnessmeansthemindworm

Look, I know you're all having fun speculating, but clearly he's just practising his tuba really hard. When he comes back with a big tuba solo, you'll all see how right I am.

Asking me which piece of art by Michelangelo is my favourite is like asking me which of my sons I love most. The answer is David.

I bet you can't name a single band that doesn't have the letter T in their name. Can't be done.

I was at #fanexpo and forgot to take a lot of pictures, but here's me as Jane Doe ❤️ I felt super cute

I have nothing against long division personally, I just don't want it on television. I mean, how am I supposed to explain it to my children?

Fuck Ronald Reagan

10 games to get to know me, PDR: Quest for Glory Return of the Obra Dinn Super Mario World Darkest Dungeon Space Quest The Crimson Diamond Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Sam and Max Hit the Road Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers Tetris (on Game Boy) bsky.app/profile/merv...

It is very irresponsible of Ghost Rider to not wear a helmet.

I can't say if there's an audience for this, but over the last months I've been compelled to create a series of word search/word jumble puzzles that put the player in the role of a paranormal investigator. If that sounds appealing to anyone, they are now available: thepdr.itch.io/the-demon-of...

Happy The Crimson Diamond Anniversary!🎉Lots of fun today: It's a DAILY DEAL on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/1098770/... The soundtrack's now available on Steam! Cookie charms now available on my new eshop! Special stream tonight, 8pm Eastern www.twitch.tv/a_maplemystery. Giveaways, cake, more!

Moon Boy & Devil Dinosaur for the late night crowd. Why are you still up? Go to bed.

The Crimson Diamond turns 1-year old this week!🎉 To celebrate, the soundtrack will launch on Steam on the anniversary day, Aug 15! Wishlist it and get notified when I push the big green button! store.steampowered.com/app/3784490/... Thank you to everyone who's bought and played the game so far.😊

I'm getting my entry to the 2025 One-Page RPG Jam #1pRPGjam in pretty late, but here it is. Skeffix! A solo RPG that puts you in the role of a skeffix, a little creature that protects forests from strange threats, such as the rise of an invasive species of harmflowers. itch.io/jam/one-page...

I can't say if there's an audience for this, but over the last months I've been compelled to create a series of word search/word jumble puzzles that put the player in the role of a paranormal investigator. If that sounds appealing to anyone, they are now available: thepdr.itch.io/the-demon-of...

At some point they're gonna have to admit that most of those missions were possible.

I've had a website going since like 2006, so if I died and someone wanted to make an AI of me, it would probably work but it would also probably use a bunch of words I don't use anymore.

The best whole number is 0 because it looks just like a hole.

Our latest episode about "Rods" is now available wherever you get podcasts and on Youtube Tube! Episode 137: Rod Fishing.

These hedge mazes are hedgemazing!

People say "You can't judge stories written a hundred years ago by the standards of today" but I absolutely can! I do it all the time! I must seem superhuman since I can do that so easily and you thought I couldn't.

Even after all these years, Sloop John B is probably still my favourite song in which a cook eats all of someone's corn. I don't know that it will ever be bested.

I just put my sets of Random Tables for generating settings for Paranormal Investigation RPGs on sale at Itchy. Mostly I did this because I amused myself by titling it "Summer Means Preparing For Halloween", which I consider true. itch.io/s/156978/sum...