Sure, you can laugh at those poor people in the situation comedies, but don't act like we couldn't take twenty minutes out of your week and edit them together with a laugh track to make you look like you're bad at dating or bad at your job or bad at keeping your genie secret.

We beat the Taskmaster Escape Room, getting a score of 3. This is probably about how I'd score on the show, so I am calling it scientifically accurate.

What's the most famous landmark you've seen in person? For me, it's probably the moon. The famous one from like songs and One Small Step and all that. Pretty big deal and I've seen it.

Bees are so cool. They dance, they can play soccer, and they have intelligence only seen in vertebrates. That's right, these little ladies are as smart as things with spines, but they don't even need spines.

Anyone know who makes these sort of space pirates? I was given them by a friend and don't know the manufacturer.

My good friend is offering a custom tapestry crochet chart service, meaning she'll take any image and turn it into a big-ass pixel pattern for crocheting (or whatever). No AI, just an insane person clicking at thousands of pixels. www.etsy.com/listing/4474... #crochetsky #pixelart #monetizedautism

I am in this episode of the Graymalkin Lane podcast. Not in the main bit, but a little bonus at the end from a series about the Red Skull. www.instagram.com/graymalkin_l...

Thank you so much!! 🎉🎉 The Crimson Diamond has hit 600 reviews, Overwhelmingly Positive! Making this game was my dream project, seeing people play and enjoy it gives me so much joy. ☺️ And it's still 25% off (until tomorrow) for the #CuriousOdyssey Steam event! store.steampowered.com/app/1098770/...

Want to feel old? If they did a remake of the Raquel Welch film One Million Years BC today with the same time difference, it would be Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine Thousand, Nine Hundred and Forty BC.

It's weird how sometimes people aren't talking about Return of the Living Dead.

The Halifax Regional Municipality has received Bee City status, as designated by Bee City Canada. Bee City status recognizes the municipality’s commitment to protecting and promoting pollinators by establishing and maintaining pollinator habitats. Details: www.halifax.ca/home/news/mu...

Power Pack #51

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

If you really trust someone and you say “I’d follow them to Hell and back” it’s actually less impressive than just saying “I’d follow them to Hell.”

My hot sports take: Basketball should have dugouts.

Lots of rampant speculation in comics lately, new 1st issues selling out & going for wild money online due to weird market manipulation & mass FOMO. Did we learn nothing from the industry crash of the 90s? My comic THE MAKERS lays out my feelings on this stuff (it’s also a cosmic adventure story).

This is my latest pixel thing.

Another 1-bit piece featuring the inimitable @wuckajuice.bsky.social. After the amount of time I spent on that hair I will be doing a robot or something next time.

I'm enjoying doing 1-bit art lately. May start tinkering with more colours soon, but for now this is nice. (this image featuring @wuckajuice.bsky.social )

I'm enjoying doing 1-bit art lately. May start tinkering with more colours soon, but for now this is nice. (this image featuring @wuckajuice.bsky.social )

I feel the need to point out that the Graymalkin Lane podcast has released a Patreon episode about the Hypno-Hustler, a character who falls into the most important category: Characters PDR Loves. www.patreon.com/cw/graymalki...

Unfortunate. Imagine reading about a guy who got murdered trying to defend someone from Nazis, but then you find out a week earlier he'd spit at the Nazis and broke a taillight on the Nazis' SUV. You'd be like "oh no, he was too rude at the Nazis, I can't admire this cool and heroic guy anymore."

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

can't think of a single reason why Michael Dorn couldn't be President

The projects I'm supposed to be working on are languishing in the background while I put all my energy into shoving my new projects out of the way so I can get to even newer projects.

New bootleg comic coming in 2026, THE SOLDIER AND THE SCOURGE.

It's funny that when I was younger the joke about this site was how inaccurate it was and now it's, like, the only functioning part of the internet.

Love bees and there are some great photos here.

"yup, we should have that....let me check..."

(I notice Bruce Banner is wearing a pair of purple pants today): Hey, I should probably be going. Have a good one, though!

In Duke Nukem's universe, when he quotes all those action movie lines is he referencing those movies or do they not exist there and he is originating those quips in that world?

Me trying to read an article about the collapse of democracy between sixteen flash ads.

If you mail me your 2025 calendars I am willing to go through them and change that 5 on there to a 6 and mail them back to you. This is a free service I provide. Don't let the New Years Industrial Complex make you spend money you don't need to spend! #NewYearNewFreedomfromcalendaroppression

RIP Mr. Whitlock, who apparently namesearched the name of his character on The Wire and liked this tweet within minutes of me posting it back in the day. King.

When Luke Skywalker's green dog said not to try I think that was bad advice.

Hey pal, why don't you make like a tree and be bensfitial for the planet.

Squad(ron) goals. #squadronsupreme

Hooray! A chance to win a copy of my cozy mystery adventure! Check it out and good luck! 🍀

In 1998 they gave us a reimagining of Action Comics #1 so that it includes more Nazis for Superman to fight. the-avocado.org/2025/12/20/s...

Blood is thicker than water in matters of taste.

Okay listen, I know this is *weird* and have no real explanation for why I decided to embroider a dissection, but you have to admit she looks cool right? 🙈 She's a mix of thread and goldwork supplies on layers of felt!

It's frustrating that when my mother sends me a picture of my niece over Messenger and when I click on it Messenger encourages me to edit that picture with AI. What do they think I want from that picture that is beyond an actual picture of my niece?

logging on

A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back

One thing scientists have missed is that "Periodic Table of the Elements" is an anagram for "Crime Hen left Edible Potatoes" which proves that Crime Hen is ultimately a noble, generous figure and we should let her commit her crimes.

Do all Marvel's Spider-People think that is what spider eyes actually look like?

Six trailblazing 1990s comic book creators reunite 30 years later, only to be abducted by a mysterious force and thrust into a final battle for the fate of all creation. All 6 issues of my comic THE MAKERS are available now at the link in my bio, but also from @strangeadventures.bsky.social!