As is tradition by now every year

Canada really went off with the London fog tbh. A+ souvenir drink recipe.

my therapist has three-week-old rescue kittens. do u know how hard it is to engage with a single complicated emotion when there’s a teeny tiny kitten on screen.

Don't do any of this.

Today I’m sharing a few cat works that have been especially popular. Each one shows a different movement and personality, brought to life through simple lines. Some of these works are planned to become art prints and will be released in 3 days. Shop link in bio😊. #shouxinsketch #animalart

It's that time of year when we have to tell people to not hold lit fireworks.

Or whatever it’s called, I don’t play video games.

I ran three (3) errands this morning, one of which was the dmv, and I *don’t* need to go into a sensory deprivation tank. is this what bupropion can do because holy shit.

I’m going to drive my stupid car to a cliff and push it into the sea if it doesn’t stop playing the fucking Hokey Pokey with its gas cap light. PLEASE STOP BEING BROKEN AND LET ME RENEW YOUR DAMN LICENSE PLATES.

how’s this for hashtag aging userbase: punched the air about how good my lipid panel results are now that I’ve been on a statin for a while

games that don’t let you save except at specific points on the map: why. why do this.

do not, under any circumstances, let me rewatch Inside. the YouTube algorithm is making it sound like a good idea, but my mental is not health enough to withstand it.

so mass effect 3 makes Choices in the last 15 minutes, but counterpoint: lalalalala I can’t hear you

I have had my car inspected and must cars have “brakes” is it not enough to simply go

saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that

hairs cut and emailed the library to thank them for all the Pride stuff they’re doing this month queer agenda: ✅

I have learned that a Daiso (inexpensive Japanese home goods store) exists within easy driving distance and I may go on an adventure this evening god help me

I’m sharing a new set of kitten expressions. The expressions may be small, but every little change carries so much feeling. Even with simple lines, they are so much fun to draw. #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #sketch

the DARKSIDE PUMPKIN TOADLET

Risonya the cat is the mascot for Resona Bank. He appears calm and intelligent, but he can be clumsy and surprisingly prone to tears. He tends to get absorbed in his own world and often finds himself alone. Thus, he is single and inexperienced in romance.

I would simply throw a silver-threaded blanket over the haunted mirror that Tony Blair comes from and ring it with salt so that he can no longer communicate with our realm

Minneapolis plane tickets: ✅

I have achieved *groceries* like a real-life person, not a homunculus made of germs at all everyone side-eying my mask: you are fucking WELCOME

human sinuses are among nature’s greatest mistakes

mostly a Canadian tv show from the 90s about a Mountie in Chicago shoutouts also to Covid lockdown, the worst gender reveal party of all time; and to ✨anxiety medication✨

the last place we stayed in Canada had a full washer (!) and dryer (!) in the unit (!!!), and internet, I’m not gonna lie: I am not so much unpacking my suitcase as living out of it until the clean clothes are gone

I brought home a souvenir cold, and my brain has been singing eye of the tiger for two days send help

Lunes. Buenos días

his name is Emmett

I’m giving myself the gift of not doing this. happy Sunday, me.

for a game that *starts* with alien invasion and child death, ME3 has made me laugh out loud so many times

vacations are v good, but the one thing CANADA won’t have is my Xbox, where the mass effect lives. I am preemptively distraught.

I need to hem a few t-shirts, and my god do I not want to. why could we not just Be Taller, body.

I was so busy today I *forgot the additional coffees I could have had* 😔

would u like 32 seconds of my cat doing tiny snores

like 90% sure I took evening meds in the morning and vice versa yesterday. this, combined with little a resident evil 2 before bedtime, explains a lot about what my subconscious did to me last night.

last workday before two weeks of ✨vacation✨ + an unfortunate amount of stuff to do = I’m going to commit caffeine felonies today

what if, instead of all the stress dreams: no

my family is full of heavy smokers. I have to take a shower when I get home after every visit, and I can’t imagine what a childhood of secondhand smoke has done to my lungs. you only get nostalgic for that shit because it *isn’t* everyday life anymore.

HOW! can people see entire conversations about how genAI cannot be trusted to provide accurate info and STILL reply to questions with “ChatGPT says…” cool cool cool, please always lead with that so I know not to even bother reading further

I was supposed to be able to phone it in the week before vacation. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO PHONE IT IN.

CAPYBABIES

sometimes you gotta pay someone to bring you a number of breakfast foods I don’t make the rules, I just follow them

a kind and loving god would not allow there to be seven (7) business days between me and vacation

finished the pitt, taking an emotional support nap about it

controls on the mako had all the finesse of a rocket-propelled brick, but the hammerhead. the fucking hammerhead. whoever decided to make me pilot this thing across lava? come here, I just want to talk (hashtag mass effect problems)

it's my sister's bday and I have sent her a 5 kilo bag of rice that will be delivered at some point today because I'm not a good brother