I had colon surgery and almost died from sepsis and now I have to deal with a damn colostomy bag smh

[Q] Which was the hardest day in your life? Mine is today - sept 21,2011, wednesday.... Will always remember it!!! [A] May 2010 Had my first leg amputated [2011]

i think about this constantly.

that's three songs. you did it!

saw this at a gamestop that had closed down near me

(oafish henchman) duhhh its in base64 boss we cant read it

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

affably adding "haha" to the end of my messages when talking to a new person to exude a kind of warm and welcoming presence

ill read the synopsis of a movie on wikipedia then rate it on letterboxd

If you disagree with me, you're an idiot. If you agree with me but agree with me in the wrong way, you're cringe. If you have my exact same view point expressed in the same verbiage, you're suspicious.

Asking for recommendations then not doing any of the recommendations

i thought this picture was of biden with long flowing grey locks that he had adopted as part of his PR campaign to get people to like him again

I love listening carefully to menu options as they have recently changed

the creation of adam (b&w)

random stuff

we;re bringing back mitt romney and making him WOKE

uits always an eye opening experience to learn about your world bimpy! 👐

we could have tengrix here, y'all. we could just get living woloshas from our Earth-Grannos but y'all aren't ready for that conversation nvm

On my world, we do t ha e "jobs". We have "Grannos". Instead of wages we have "woloshas". Instead of capitalism, we have "tengrix".

I love having a brain lesion that drastically alters my personality

One remarkable similarity between my planet and Earth: We both celebrate Christmas!

wishing all weebs an animerry christmanga

I'm composing a poem about motherhood. It starts off "In the summer of skinned knees...."

My planet likes to host friendly feasts for guests. For food, we have Iqflom, roasted Tiktik, shredded Garndola, and Brinqk burgers.

There's only Two Sports on my planet, and they both involve racing. We never thought to use balls in our sports, like earthlings do