an old fave for #humpday :)

USMNT further proof that everything Tr*mp touches turns to shit

#FCF on July 3…

mood

Someone come over I wanna open a ludicrously expensive bottle of wine

We do love a hotel mirror

Started a replay of Metaphor ReFantazio today just to feel like democracy might still be real

deleted scenes from Top Gun, according to my brain when I saw it at 14

If this isn’t me…

I want to recreate this with friends 😌

Quote with your favorite dick pic

we made it to hump day, gays and theys

lotta c*m splattered across the skyline today 😅

need the Alaska-Katya “party” edit but for Charlie hearing Rizzo say he “played a loyal game” in 49.

also one of my 2026 goals

Vacation, one glorious day of false spring #2, and now I’ve gotta put on the warm layers again to walk the dog 😢 March is such a cruel mistress

long time no post. ciao from Firenze.

German Bobsleigh Team

a little hump day can go a long way

Another drive to MKE, another trip lamenting that this would be so much better via train. 🤬 you, Sc*tt W*lker!

call me a rice krispie the way I snap crackle pop

It would be really nice to have more leaders that reflected the anger that my peers and I (and most constituents I know) feel deeply on a daily basis. I don't think that's asking too much. I really wish someone could convince Democrats that we need to see the fight.

towel tuesday

Post your favorite nude of 2025. You can only pick one!

A&M taking out Nebraska was not on my tournament bingo card, and certainly wasn’t my bracket competition pick, but I live for an exciting volleyball postseason.

both sides now

my bf and i should spit roast so many of you

Netflix Warner brothers hbo max discovery tnt cnn new line cinema dc studios hgtv food network

I’m a simple man: I see someone post Cher saying Wagon Wheel Watusi to their Instagram story and I repost the same clip to my own Instagram story. And now I post it here, I guess

People need to be cooking French classics more often because very few grocery stores are stocking frozen pearl onions and I am not happy about that.

The reason for the season on.soundcloud.com/0bXY6CBNK25G...

Vintage Gay Porn #gayporn #gayerotica #vintagegay

please excuse the bedhead, I just woke up

“I’m gonna win the marriage” is a normal thing for your husband to say while playing Mario Kart, right??

Had to take a jocktober 31 pic.

I am just a machine that processes fizzy water

The hottest look this fall is socks and nothing else