The high that I get from approaching the bench with case law in hand, my key points highlighted… “Your Honor, I have a copy for your review, and one for the Commonwealth if they’d like to follow along. I’ll direct your attention to page X, line X…. “ (get absolutely fucked)

the Louvre heist… such whimsy. dedication. delivery. and lowkey a decolonial practice if u think about it… a real serve

in my early 20s I used to think that wanting botox would be inevitable, but now going on 29… keep that shit away from me!!! aging is a gift. I’ve seen so much unexpected loss over the last few years — friends, friends’ parents, former classmates. genocide across the global south. aging is a GIFT

checking everything off my to-do list before 5pm 😎😎😎 rare w

I’m still not over “they want a fat ass and a baby face” from a woman with an obvious nose job, upper bleph, and a face puffed up w/ Juvederm LOL genuinely insane

let me be incomprehensible. let me be!!!

important!!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMufGJep/

me x my homemade brown sugar oat latte x my current fave album (moisturizer // wet leg) x stardew valley until I have to leave for class at 4 🥳

a hot take for you is that I think Hank Green is an annoying, self-important neoliberal who often speaks authoritatively on subjects he lacks the life experience (as a wealthy, middle-aged white dude) to grasp

just made the sexiest sandwich oh my GOD rotisserie chicken salad on dave’s killer bread with brie, raspberry preserves, toasted + a lil lettuce 😋🤤

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

excited to graduate law school not because I’m sick of it (this is actually my first enjoyable semester), but because I want 1. the clout of my fancy lil JD and 2. the presents I will be buying myself for having survived

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMmDmJVT/ channeling this whimsy today

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMmAMEQN/ period!!! the inability to hold nuance in this fandom — on ALL sides — is exhausting. your fave is normalizing conservatism, point blank period. and given the surrounding!!! context!!! it is v clear why marginalized people have had it with her

I wouldn’t survive any future days in this fandom without dr bryanlicious frankly

my prediction is that TS will go relatively quiet (other than promoting the docuseries) and we won’t hear much until her highly publicized wedding (which I unforch think she’ll go through with). and atp/by the end of 2026, people will say she abandoned the PA bc of “unwarranted” backlash to TLOASG 🫠

Yes your taxes should support disabled people. They should support homeless people. They should support those living in poverty, children and the elderly. This is literally the purpose of taxes, and I would far rather support those who need it than continue to enrich the elite.

VS fashion show live rn… oh how I miss late 2010s gaylorism what a brighter time

seeing Frankie Grande star in a live production of Rocky Horror in middle of nowhere Pennsylvania feels fake but this is in fact my reality

don’t forget to cross your arms over your chest before you lower yourself back down into the bog for the night

y’all need to read this (heinous) piece by Kash Patel’s gf published in the National Pulse, a conservative outlet. once again — this damage is already done, and TS is entirely responsible for the image she’s cultivated since ‘23, including her political silence: thenationalpulse.com/analysis-pos...

men are so funny bc how you gonna police my body when you can’t even keep your own hair on your head, focus on your own problems baldo and fix them whispies

I’m sorry, but acting like people’s concerns re: traditional values propaganda, microaggressions, and dogwhistles in TLOASG are unfounded makes you look like a fucking fool. She’s fully surrounded by MAGA folks and enmeshed with the NFL — a notably conservative organization. This is a hard pivot

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMyKkHND/ one of my favorite pop culture creators and a longtime swiftie

yesterday on twitter, some of the biggest far right doxxing users were suspended and then elon musk caught wind, and reinstated them. get everyone you can off twitter. it is firmly a pro-doxxing-if-you’re-far-right platform

I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.

Miss Major has passed away. We've lost an icon for the ages. Rest in power.

oh halloween…. will never beat my Sue Sylvester costume so why even try

now who the hell are dan and phil

the inability to acknowledge mistakes that are seen as “cancellable” offenses is reflective of our punitive culture. in a society where everyone views morality as good vs. bad, us vs. them… there’s no room for addressing harm in a meaningful way, leaving room for repair and growth

does using terminology with inappropriate racial undertones make Taylor an evil white supremacist?? no, it doesn’t. but that doesn’t negate the need for accountability nor are fans who feel hurt by this “overreacting.”“satire” does not explain it away.

when *countless* POC speak on something being a microaggression, I shut the fuck up and listen rather than getting defensive (over a white woman billionaire’s words, no less)

people watching at an amusement park in middle of nowhere america goes CRAZY

I’m soooo late but wow Jury Dury is hilarious

just watched The Watermelon Woman for the first time and 😭 such a gorgeous film

are things bad? yes. do I think it is wise to take in this true fact and conclude that you are the Main Character and are in specific personal danger of a worst-case scenario you just made up in your head or read from somebody online whose posts are always in the form of a panic attack? no. I do not

lmaooo my mf boys

just rewatched the episode of glee where the kids are all fantasizing about coach beast….. ryan murphy count your days omfg

I am a gaylor but at the end of the day my praxis is marxist feminism lol

I hope folks can wholly embody the values they’re dying to see in this woman. Unapologetically queer, radical, and revolutionary. As we escalate into authoritarian rule, I can promise you that TS isn’t going to be throwing bricks or bailing folks out of jail. We take care of us — the 1% will never

imo this belief that taylor swift will be a hero — flipping the industry on its head, staging a large scale performance art piece — is more reflective of queer fans grappling with their political disempowerment and fear. desperate for tides to turn

I feel like the only fashion girly entirely underwhelmed by the sandy liang x gap collab… sandy is a top 5 designer for me but I just think the execution fell flat :/ my wallet breathes a sigh of relief

that woman’s greed is truly biblical lmao the sweatshop merch remains hideous

kylie kelce is even gayer than taylor swift. sorry. no I’m not

I’m so embarrassed lolllllll

mentally I’m here

my hometown heroes who have children with loser ass men sharing this LMAO it’s so joever

"Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target, lest it be mistaken for, and contribute to, that which it intends to criticize."

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