Sometimes Ifa wonders if ANYONE listens when he speaks. "Brother, what part'a `happy birthday` went over your head here? It's a BIRTHDAY present. You know, for your BIRTHDAY? That IS today last I recall. October fourteenth? How do you just put that outta your mind like that?"

Patting @dimidiumanimae.bsky.social on the back before handing him a little package with a smile. "Happy birthday, sleepyhead. Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya? Lemme know how you like em', I can grab some more." In the package are a few new vegetable seeds for Ororon to try out in his garden.

"That's what I'm TRYING to do!"

"He's gonna take my head off one'a these days an' it ain't gonna be pretty."

"It depends on who you ask, where you're puttin' your hands, how you're doin' it and WHY."

Rubbing his face before throwing his hands in the air. "I surrender. You hear that, archon? I surrender. Get me outta this conversation before I dig myself into a hole even Cacucu can't fly me out of."

"Why do I open my mouth around you people?"

"I said between his OWN legs, not mine. Get your head outta wherever that just put it."

"You hush up, the peanut gallery is not entitled to an opinion here."

"SO? Put em' between your legs or tuck em' into your underarms, that'd be WAY faster... and it wouldn't make ME cold."

"I come back from vacation to this? I should'a stayed gone, brother."

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// Temporary pinned until I can actually make a proper pinned when there's more content for Varka. -- One of the many #GhostsOfJohn

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"Why do I have to be the LAST person to find out about these things-- what is WRONG with you? Don't you think that'd be something IMPORTANT to tell me? Never mind the fact that I'm your best friend, I'm a DOCTOR, Ororon. You should'a told me so I could give you a once over when it happened!"

"That's not what I was-- wait, what do you mean half-possessed? The hell happened while you were out with that Fatui guy?"

"What? NO-- I gave those back already, hush up. What I MEANT was I think it's about time you took one for the team."

"You know what I think you need right about now?"

// I said stfUP MFER.

"Dude, seriously? You're STILL doing that? Come on bro—... ther. I've toned that down! It ain't ENTIRELY my fault that's one of Cacucu's only words. It's easy for his little brain to remember!"

"Can you stop with that for like five minutes or is it just ingrained in the very fibres of your being by now?" SIGH. "Humans by all scientific analysis are a part of the mammalian species so— yes, in a roundabout way. I said you could ask me to TREAT you, not debate your— whatever's goin' on."

"...Not all juxtaposed statements secretly make sense, I said this before."

"I— no, that's— that's not what I meant my dude, I was saying you could ask me to treat you if you really can't figure out who to see. Technically I'm not supposed to treat people but that doesn't mean I CAN'T."

"You know, you could just ASK. I may not practice human medicine but it's not like I can't apply any of it to people."

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There’s no such thing as 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙂𝙐𝙔𝙎 and 𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝙂𝙐𝙔𝙎 in war. There’s only 𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗦 and 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗦.

ꜱᴄᴀʀʏ ᴅᴏɢ ᴘʀɪᴠɪʟᴇɢᴇ.

『 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙉𝙀𝙀𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙊…   𝙄’𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙅𝙊𝘽! 』

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ᵀᴵᴹᴱ 𝘈𝘍𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴.

"𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒘𝒏."

· · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦... 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 — 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥! ↓↓ #girp #genshinrp

“ 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺. ” : ̗̀➛ Shrouded Bat of Mictlan — Ancient name bearer, Bidii — Student of Granny Itzli

₊⊹⁀➴ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘗𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯. 𝘈 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ ↓ ↓ #girp #genshinrp

i once had a thought but don't know where it went

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙪𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚 : ̗̀➛ ‎ ‧₊˚✧ Y͟O͟U͟R͟ ͟G͟R͟A͟C͟E͟ ✧˚₊‧ — Did you know, many similar models of handcuffs can all be unlocked using the same master key? Except mine, of course. They're different. 「 ✦ ꜰᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ✦ 」

As a general rule... the less a person sees of me, the happier their life is. •Administrator of the Fortress of Meropide. ♥ + ⟲ ?

“𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯 ; 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘨𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘯 —” ❧ ˊˎ- Wanderer / Hat Guy — 6̶t̶h̶ ̶H̶a̶r̶b̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ — Scholar of Vahumana

𝙏𝑯ℰ 𝐏ℜI𝒁𝙀𝓭︎ 𝑺𝐔𝘉𝔍𝓔︎ꉔƬ ¡! ❞ 𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟨 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 *ೃ༄ ― Я не человек и никогда им не буду. Я проклят этой судьбой .ᐟ 「 ✦ ꜰᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ✦ 」

// Anywaaaaaaaaaaays, that's my pinned done with the basics at the least. Once I actually make a carrd and start picking out a playlist for him I'll post more in depth stuff. For now, his account is set up at least

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