// me when a character is considered ‘annoying’ or ‘hated’ and my socially inept ass latches onto them bc That’s My Me

Sniff. Mornin’. (Half asleep. Has been dragged into the waking world against his will.) M’supposed’a… Uh… Mmmm… What was I doin’? Mmph… Wanna go back t’bed…

Can’t sleep so I’m gonna climb trees. If you hear loud noises it’s fine! It’s part of the process!

// gonna need yall to use smaller words my brain ain’t fit for this kind of exertion

GOOOOOD MORNINGGGGG ALL THE NATIONS EVERYWHERE!!!!! I’m practicing yelling REALLY LOUD so everyone can hear me even in, like… Mondstadt. HEYYYY KNIGHTS GUYS!!!! GOOOOOD MORNINGGGGG!!!!!!

Okay, limbo is a STUPID game and it’s totally rigged.

To catch the beetle, you must become the beetle. Yes.

Oh, yeah, and good morning other nations too! ‘Cept Fontaine. That place SUCKS.

GOOOOOD MORNING INAZUMA!!!

// FUCKS SAKE

“Uh, who /cares/?” Idiot. IDIOT. “Some lame old stuffy judge person is DEFINITELY not gonna tell me what to do either! The slammer ain’t new to me, y’know! I’m hardcore! Back in Inazuma, I used to get myself cuffed just for the free food! Ha!”

HANDS ON HIPS. INDIGNANT. “Uh, ‘SCUSE me, this VIEW is a GIFT to the people, from me!” Gesturing to… All of himself, in general. “You’re really gonna tell me to cover up FINE ART?” HUFF. “Raiden Shogun can’t tell me what to do, how come you think YOU can, huh? HUH?”

Puh-lease, that’s like… Waaaaaay low on the list of things the Shogunate’s mad at me about. Us oni run hot, my dude! Ventilation is key! And it’s not a bad view either, eh? Ehhh???

Everyone keeps sayin’ it’s hot and stuff… Why don’t you guys just go shirtless? It works for me! Gotta let it all breathe, man!

‘Magical girl’..? … But all girls are magical. I don’t get it.

// oh jeez exposing my cringe food: steak ‘n fries 😎 season: fall obviously my bday is in octobr!!! drink: sugar free monster bc i’m responsibly insane color: RED!!! also bright orange!! and neon blue!! and sakura pink specifically!!!! anime: bsd LOL. shugo chara too….

// going thru my screenshots and having a giggle

SAME HAIR!!!! :D

Oh she’s speakin’ in that one language NOPE WE’RE LEAVING BEFORE THINGS GET SET ON FIRE

… Am I supposed to break this up or..?

I CAUGHT A FROG!!! …. What now.

I TOUCHED IT

Okay setting a large flat rock on fire doesn’t cook the same as an actual pan, BUT. It DID cook. I think I got somethin’ here.

// scouring the crevices of my little brain to figure out decent reasons 2 @ people but my thoughts aint thoughting ??? head empty BUT IM TRYING

GOOOOOOD MORNING! I wanna make the world’s BIGGEST pancake today so I’m gonna need a really, really big pan. Like… REALLY big.

HANDS UP IN SURRENDER but most definitely not going away. “Woahhhkay! Gotcha. Sensitive topic. I get it. I get it! Iunno what an Akademiya is, but… If you hate it THAT much, just don’t… Be around it, or do it, or whatever.“

Staaaaaaare. “… Y’know, you don’t gotta be embarrassed or nothin’… I have allergies too. Bad ones. You ain’t alone in this, little man.”

“…. Did somethin’ happen to do with Macadamias? Why’re you so mad about nuts? You need help? Wait— Are you allergic?”

// hav i ever mentioned my hc that itto formed the gang bc his oni instincts from when they were a clan living race made him want a tight knit group all in one place 2 call his family or

even when nobody else believes, i'm not goin' down that easily — so don't give up on me.

if you are not doing what you love , you are wasting your time .

A really big fly just landed on me and I got startled ‘n threw a hammer really hard and I don’t know where it went but JUST IN CASE anyone was wondering what that noise was…. It’s all good. 👍

“ 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺. ” : ̗̀➛ Shrouded Bat of Mictlan — Ancient name bearer, Bidii — Student of Granny Itzli

“PFFFT— UH, YEAH, DUH… This is THE Arataki Itto you’re talkin’ to!” He waves a hand dismissively, but ends up just kinda… Shrinking. Slightly, but noticeably. A little deflated. “Plus, uh… I don’t like not bein’ able to protect my people.+

… Huh? HUH? Wait, you mean you CAN? TEACH ME. PLEASE. PRETTY PLEASE!!!

This ghost stuff is HARD. You can punch bad guys, but you can’t punch GHOSTS.

° 「 Dainsleif 」 ° 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝑮𝒐𝒅? ° ───────↬❦↫─────── ° ↠ Indie Canon/AU Portrayal ↠ Further Info in Thread ↠ One of the many #GhostsOfJohn

“Hmm? Nawh. I had a good thorough mostly accidental river bath yesterday, and I ain’t had any meat since then. Or sour stuff.” A pause. “And mine always tastes like that, even when I tried it before.”

“Really?” He’s not going through the claw-induced struggle of unhooking the thing from his choker again so for some ungodly reason, he swipes a finger over it and then licks his finger. “… That didn’t work. But I swear, it tastes like sour candy and… Uh. Meat, maybe… Hard to pin down.”

Well, it don’t taste like dirt. I would know!! It tastes like, uh… Energy. Kinda tingly.

Guys. I need a favor. Lick your Vision. Tell me if it tastes like… Like sweet ‘n sour, but electric. I gotta know if it’s just mine.

° 「 Wriothesley 」 ° 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵. ° ───────↬❦↫─────── ° ↠ Indie Canon/AU Portrayal ↠ Further Info in Thread ↠ One of the many #GhostsOfJohn

Soooooooo…… I maaaaaay or may not have forgot about the fireworks I got for my birthday and there’s a sparkler going off in the cooking pot. Festive! I’m gonna leave it there.

Happy Birthday, Arataki Itto! #GenshinImpact #AratakiItto Shhh! Keep your voice down! I'm playin' hide-and-seek with the little kiddos. Whoever wins gets a whole year's supply of lollipops! You want in on the fun? Want more of Arataki Itto? See Genshin Impact's TikTok! tiktok.com/@genshinimpact

GUESS WHAT??? IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! IT’S ITTO DAY!!!! EVERYONE GATHER ‘ROUND ‘N BOW DOWN TO THE ONI KING ON HIS SPECIAL DAY!!!!!!!!!