// 11 notifs on childe?! you guys love him huh

“1000 mora on Master Diluc from Baroness Xalina! Anyone else?”

he’d bid on the wine but it feels like a dumb decision to step in now!

“My lawyers advised me to say I do not wish to see my harbinger companion hurt at all, but… In the inevitable fight that will break out… I’m accepting bets on your favorite competitor. Sponsored by the Northern Bank. ✨”

Somehow this feels like something that would make most people embarrassed. If Zhongli was a woman. Though he's kind of not necessarily a man either... "What work." he frowns, watching as he's guided. Then, he gets to it, slowly tightening each section. "No wonder you were taking so long."

He smirks knowing full well how mischievous his costume choice was. Thankfully, Zhongli doesn't look too angry about it. "Of course, let me lend you a hand." though he's never done this before, he takes the laces and pull them a little tighter. "How's this? Too tight?"

Imma tell you what's he's supposed to be.

He doesn't even think twice before skipping inside. His own attire is... heavy and very spacey, and yet he's slipping inside like it's nothing. Regardless. "How can I help? Whoa ... that is... such a big hat."

Knocking on the door and sighing sooooooooo loud.

Zhongliiiiiiiii..... Xiansheeeeeng .... come onnnn

MAN!! I'm so excited!! Zhongli could hurry up with his preparation y'know ....

😋 <-- donated the water

Day 1. Mustache #genshin #inktober #zhongchi #chili #tartaglia #childe #morax #zhongli #genshinimpact

#タルタリヤ #Tartaglia

h… hi!

YOU'RE A MONSTER!

I would never do that 💔 but Rex Lapis' exuvia was so gorgeous ... quite the costume to put on for a gala. 🥰

... do you think they'll kick me out if I dress up as Rex Lapis' (d̶e̶a̶d̶ b̶o̶d̶y̶) exuvia? 🤔

Don't worry, if we find some good antiques maybe I'll gift it to you. With some conditions...

... no forgetting your wallet this time, eh? Xiansheng. 😇 I also wish to participate in the auction.

( perhaps? 🥹) Yes, it is a formal invitation. It does say I can bring a companion ...

does that mean you'll accept going with me? 😇

A charity party in Fontaine .... I feel like this is just the perfect excuse to take Zhongli out ... 💭

ㅤ 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫 · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · duration: From October 24th to October 31st ↓ read info below ↓

a rush comes to my mind at the drops of blood you leave behind

// I’ll try writing replies tomorrow !! After therapy…. while I seethe and wait for Flins…

// WAIF SO DILUC GETS HIS SPAR THAT EASILY AND CHILDR DOESNT?!??$)? THE BETRAYAL…….. /lhj

Nodding. That’s pretty much how he got promoted to harbinger all those years ago. Although The Duke doesn’t seem to need it he can be a tool of control whenever. Of course as long as it doesn’t get in the way of his work! But having good connections is of dire importance. “Of course.+

° 「 Varka 」 ° 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦'𝘴 𝘝𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘢; 𝘒𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙂𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙆𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙁𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙪𝙨. ° ───────↬❦↫─────── ° ↠ Indie Canon/AU Portrayal ↠ Further Info in Thread ↠ One of the many #GhostsOfJohn

// since I'm crazy for halloween I was thinking about an EVENT, but I mean a Timeline-wide event. I don't know if you guys have done this here yet, but basically it's an event where everyone is welcomed to join, like a 'setting' or 'topic' for interactions Usually when I organize these ++

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Once again getting blamed for something he did not do… 💔 (/lhj)

“…” That is actually much easier for any fatui to work with, to be honest. Not that he plans on doing crimes anyways… Finally, he smirks. “Of course. But, Your Grace, but the spot you pointed is empty.” a giggle. “Don’t worry. I am pretty good at following rules. I shall not disappoint.”

Alas… too good to be true. For some reason they always make it unnecessarily difficult, the path to a simple half-hour-long sparring session… “Of course. When have I ever misbehaved (in fontaine)? Once my name is fully clear I’ll be nothing short of a model citizen(tourist, actually)!”

THAT easy? That fast? What did he do to get his luck turning to the better out of a sudden! “I would hate to impose but I also can’t just let an opportunity like this to slip out of my reach…” gleefully smiling. “Whatever can I do to repay you for your time, Your Grace?”

Neuron-activation. "I would very much like the opportunity to fight you as an equal! I wouldn't need to be down there for it, though, would I...? Even just as a visitor."

that sounds counterintuitive? 😅

Sigh. You know, despite being imprisoned unjustly, the Fortress was kinda nice. I kind of wish I had enjoyed my time down there a little more. . .

He's booped like a dog and pouts. "You speak as if you also don't 'go overboard' when you're excited, mister consultant. Thankfully, I happen to enjoy Liyue History." He walks behind the dummy, setting his chin on its 'shoulder'. "But I know you would just stop me if it comes to that."

// he be trying out new strategies to get that fucking SPAR SESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He pats his scarf and he keeps his tone down and for Zhongli's ears only. "While I am often very confident, overconfidence can be one's demise, specially if they're up against a seasoned warrior god..." Then, back to his normal tone, "Hardly! I am simply asking you to 𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘵."

He had more comments on that but the jab got him too flabbergasted to speak. His mouth agape, his eyes widened... How is he supposed to reply to that?! ". . . . It could be a secret..." is the best he can muster in a whisper, almost pouty. "... no one needs to know but us..."

…. …….. glare. Then smile: “I, for one, believe no ordinary citizen could behead a training dummy with such ease. Besides…. you can be sure I’d go easy on you, xiansheng.”

// I give up chat

// any genshin masterminds know how the FUCK do I solve this in narukami island. (i've been trying for four years and can't do it)

"I didn't know you had a girlfriend!"