I heard someone singing Christmas music and HELL THE FUCK NAW. 🎃🍂🐈‍⬛️🌙💀 open.spotify.com/track/7CTag7...

Of course I know them, it's me. And I don't even like ketchup like that either

Gods, I am so fucking tired of this god damn stupid timeline.

We're going to have a big televised memorial for the detainees killed, right‽ The sniper was aiming for the immigrants.

Okay so let’s say a few countries may have the Epstein files or the blackmail: France, UK, Russia & Israel. The last two likely hung it over Trump’s head plus bribes; now enter the Ukraine war; the UK invites Trump over, shows him what MI6 has, he changes position again.

Eric Adams is the Ric Flair of New York politics and he's got the Rosh Hashanah robe to prove it.

san.com/cc/app-for-o... Get doxxed to own the Libs

Trump borrows Paula White's grifty "seed of faith" fundraising rhetoric just after publicly disavowing a core Christian teaching. www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...

Aw man, I wasn't raptured. Is it because I'm a hippy, polytheist pagan‽

Got the invite from my GP to book my flu & covid shot because my lungs are absolute shit. Getting my flu & covid shot because I take medical advice from DOCTORS and not conspiracy bros with a microphone.

It's Tuesday, friends!! Can't wait to see what moldy hell this regime has for us today. Since everything they say and do has been done hundreds of times before. Just ask vaccines and Tylenol. Have a day, y'all! #SheShed

Autism was diagnosed in 1911, and Tylenol was invented in 1953. Now, let’s get back to the Epstein files.

For the first time in his life, Donald Trump tells the truth during his Tylenol press conference: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

What’s the difference between Trump and Tylenol? Tylenol isn’t in the Epstein Files.

Christians: The Rapture is this Wednesday. Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only. Do Christians even read their holy text because what the fuck‽

Looking over the citizenship application and the needing two referees in the day and age of biometrics is silly. Like, who the fuck do I even ask‽

I haven't applied for citizenship b/c its almost £2k+ in fees & who the fuck has money lying around in this economy‽ I don't fucking trust the Brits to not fuck things up, I'm bracing for a Reform win. Now I need 2 find the money from somewhere to get my citizenship. I fucking hate this timeline

Blessed Mabon Pagan peeps 🍁🎃🍂

Absolutely terrible president, not even under Bush's two terrible terms did this happen. Impeached this orange clown.

Reminder that Kirk is absolutely getting roasted in hell and all the attempts to canonize him by the Religious Right won't change that. Every time someone calls him the 13th disciple, his flames get a little hotter.

Great, now stop arming the IDF

Keir Starmer: I now recognise the country that is being destroyed by weapons from my country

The current state of America is only surprising to people who have never been a minority or opened a history book. The only thing shocking is the speed in which the fall is happening.

Checking in on those lower grocery prices Trump promised.

This is gonna be me next month when Legends Z-A comes out. I've been playing since Red came out when I was in HS, and every time I hear someone say they learned to read with Pokémon, 10 new gray hairs pop out.

The Dutch have no chill & I'm here for it. 👏🏾👏🏾

A corrupt Republican party installing a corrupt Supreme Court who gave immunity to a convicted rapist, pedophile and career criminal has destroyed our democracy and once-proud country. And they say the Left are the radicals! ===========================

While I can still post what I want here, Donald Trump is an incompetent tiny-handed mushroom-dicked racist sexist narcissistic violent potato-faced fragile imbecilic fraud of a man-child pedophile who would kill his own son for a chance to fuck his daughter. And he sucks at golf.

FBI Director Kash Patel sitting in a House hearing jotting down personal affirmations like Al Franken's Stuart Smalley character on SNL

Todas las cruces son de madera pero la mía me pesa más porque está sobre mis hombros

This part.

Checking in on this

Previous generations fought fascism in nearly every corner of the earth. Today it’s on our streets, silencing opposition and attempting to control the airwaves. The GOP has declared all out war on free speech. It’s up to us to fight for it.

Do I need to update my address with ANTIFA so I can get a new membership card? My old ANTIFA ID is from when I was a HS senior in 2000 May also need to update my rolodex, some of these fax numbers are out of service.

Live, even if only out of spite, so you may dance when the news hits that he has died.

I love being right, but god damn not like this. Not like this. Anyways, Trump is still a little bitch, Kirk is looking up at all us from the VIP section of hell and the Dems need to find their spine.

Listening to the hearing today makes you feel sick as you realize the statements Kennedy has made. Dr. Monarez stated: “He said that CDC employees were killing children and they don’t care. He said that CDC employees were bought by the pharmaceutical industry. He said CDC

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Is nothing fucking sacred? Why would you cheat at this? Throw this on the "Proof this is the Bad Place" pile.

Way to go, UK! 🇬🇧 Channel 4 is airing a one-hour marathon of Trump’s lies to mark his arrival.

Reddit chud: "ⁱ'ᵐ ᵍᴼⁱᴺᵍ ᵗᴼ ᴳᵉᵀ ʸᵒᵁ ᶠⁱᴿᵉᴰ" Me, an American talking shit about Kirk but who lives abroad in Europe: Okay sis, good luck. 💅 Imagine thinking that the rest of the world has the same shoddy lack of workers' rights as America. 🤭

Handsome? That all gums, no teeth weasel, 5 day shipping, jumbo jet landing forehead, great value potato head looking motherfucker‽ Him‽‽‽‽ People just be saying anything nowadays I guess 🤷🏿‍♀️

I'm not fan of Cory Booker, but when he cooks, he cooks.

Cory Booker ain’t perfect by a long shot, but when he smacks a bitch, it stings.

British people will deadass tell me "It won't happen here" and dismiss my concerns when I point out how much the of the right-wing playbook used in the US is being applied here. OUAT the GOP fringe was just that, the fringe, now it's the whole party. The same is happening with Tories/Reform 🧵