Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Here's something for you: The ASCII numerical code for "X" is "88" which, as everyone knows by now, is a Nat-C dog whistle.

NEW STUDY FINDS A LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFF EPSTEIN ~ BURMA-GRAM

But, hey, Colbert and Kimmel.

All the more reason to only make phone calls through @signal.org techcrunch.com/2025/09/24/n...

Everyone thought that the career of this fucking bloviating buffoon would be over after he attacked the US Capitol nearly 5 years ago. But then Merrick fucking Garland refused to do his job.

No, the world did end in 2012 and we're all in the wrong timeline as a result.

Remember when Charlie Kirk called for the assassination of President Biden? Good times.

Oceana is at war with Eurasia. Oceana has always been at war with Eurasia.

Chilling echo of dictators past.

You mean we still have to put up with those stupid fucks? This is bullshit amd ev

"Where Nixon had to contend with a Supreme Court that rejected his claim of absolute immunity and a Congress that stood ready to impeach him, the other branches of govt these days have no interest in reining in Trump. He can do a Watergate every week safe in the knowledge that no one will stop him."

Alligator Auschwitz

Gee, I wonder which nation-state.

Why yes. This is how you learn Bash.

I loved talking to Signal's @meredithmeredith.bsky.social, who is such a consistent, clear voice of sanity (and always a great interview). We talked about (of course) SignalGate, what AI means for Signal, why tech bros continue to be such a disappointment, and much more. Read, listen, etc!

Just a reminder, Sinclair was that conglomerate that released that one video they forced all news programming networks on every channel they own to repeat the same bullshit about "fake news" in the same exact cadence.

This is the same grifter who wanted entities from Africa and South America to illegally enter the US and conduct gang warfare. And, yes, she really said that. It was in the same video as the "strike and strike and strike" bullshit.

After years of anti-encryption posturing...

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...I won't argue with him there...

Keep your subscriptions cancelled. Money talks.

Kimmel better not fucking apologize.

"Dumbfuck Republicans Spewing Stupid Shit" should be the name of his blog.

Apparently, it’s socially unacceptable to compare anyone or anything to Hitler. Mention Hitler, and you’ll be shouted down with a chorus of “Godwin’s Law”. Well sod that. Until we start comparing Trump to Hitler, we’re unprepared for what is barrelling towards us. 🧵1/4

CHARLIE KIRK MOURNED ALL THE WHILE TRUMP’S STILL IN THE EPSTEIN FILES ~ BURMA-GRAM

Not going away, Donald.

Kids, this is what we call projection. Remember when they announced Biden won in 2020 and people spent the rest of the day celebrating in the streets? His death will be that tenfold.

Black panthers saying the things that need to be said. Charlie Kirk 😭🤣

More importantly, the fucking taco would be in prison.

I'll stop calling Dingleberry Donnie a fucking nazi when he stops doing nazi shit.

Forget Dingleberry Donnie. I will never understand why Dumbya isn't rotting away in a prison for HIS crimes.

As far as I can tell the Trump Administration’s stance is that he took $50,000 in cash for totally innocent reasons and that thinking otherwise is deep state nonsense. No, it’s not plausible.

It’s the same “culture war” they’ve been waging since Reconstruction.

Picard management tip: Remember your mission, but be ready to change it.

Yet another idiot MAGA doesn't understand the concept of "humor."