I heard The Raptor is supposed to be today?

it's so funny to me that cats could legally get stoned before people and everyone unanimously agreed it was really funny for them to do drugs

Local insect shaking and crying because I am gainfully employed outside the home

Mad they made me miss the African American festival to bring animals to the police event. There's literally already pigs here, how many more animals do they need.

I feel like I used to get asked to do art for activist causes a lot more in the past but since AI took off people have just been using that instead. Depresses me when I see slop on graphics and posters for causes I care about.

The lobelia was really popular this morning

Images of my growing baby A. nasatums for #bugsky

Bought a bootleg jellycat dragon at a shop in Madison and he was stuffed so densely with polyfill that he was like a brick. Unstuffed him and filled him with plastic beads and now he's floppy and sounds like a maraca.

Cheese T-poses whenever he ends up somewhere he didn't mean to be

Freaky and amazing!

I don't have any days to myself to rest until Yom Kippur. This sucks

Time for an Outfit

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

I'm used to it but I just realized that the night time lighting in the basement office might be a little alarming to guests

The unbearable sadness of flying over Ypsilanti

GORP is out. now everyone's eating GRASS: granola, raisins, applesauce, and sunflower seeds.

Trapped in an airport for a layover and it's been a couple of years since I went to a Starbucks but how long has a cup of coffee been NINE DOLLARS. I am about to start writing stand-up comedy over this. What the fuck

Sometimes I imagine myself in a Miyazaki movie when I'm doing chores because those films always romanticize everyday tasks. But right now I'm wearing a fish tie and six different perfumes and chicken print pants while I'm washing dishes. I'm not sure how that would read in a Miyazaki film.

And the big version! I kind of like the smaller #painting a bit better ...

I hope that when bugs go to bug heaven they attain knowledge of all things, including but especially that I'm sorry I squished them

I got some really funny photos of my coworker Regina (ball python, animal ambassador) eating a frozen rat in the most bizarre way possible. And then I drew her eating a hot dog instead.

Tiny bird #painting for work

What do you think audiences throw at strippers in the Star Trek cashless utopia

Burger is such a cultural touchstone in America that my five year old niece from Japan has チーズハンバーガー ("cheese hambaga") at the top of her list of things to do with me

I've been friendship braceleting all the walkie talkies at work

I think if you are a chronically ill commuter cyclist you should get double XP. And cars that honk at you should explode

Ayyyy it me

I’m sticking around so I can outlive a bunch of evil grandpas and I’m SLATED TO WIN BABY!!!!!

I'm officially beefing with this squirrel. I've been putting cayenne pepper in the bird feeder in an attempt to deter her, to no avail. As I was getting into my car this morning she kicked a ton of seed hulls and peanut shells out of the tray and onto my head.

Sand worms had a big moment in media a couple years ago

the humble sporkian

Can finally cross "make a zine" off my 2025 bingo card #salmon #zine

when you yell at me, this is who you're yelling at

#artfight attack on @linden-tea.bsky.social's kobold, Skrit!

#pony attack on _churchmouse_'s character, Sugarcube! #artfight

Dinosaur animatronic puppeteer for Walking With Dinosaurs Live

@faowoo.bsky.social's character Velvet Valentine for #artfight!

When's the last time humanity invented a new shape of pasta. It's the 21st century, shouldn't we have four dimensional spaghetti by now

is he a #bird or a bat

Artfight attack of Jhator!

buckled in for safety

Sorry I didn't answer I've been in the cave

It's funny to me that piercing aftercare instructions include "don't sleep on your new piercing." I can try going to sleep in a specific position but how I wake up is not up to me.

The battle continues! This character belongs to Wren ( @cyaneus.bsky.social ) I can't resist a bird with arms and there's nothing I admire more than 1920's aesthetic <3 this character is a delight! Art fight post: artfight.net/attack/10059... #dodo #anthroart #1920's #artdeco #flapperfashion

My first art fite for this year, of @cyaneus.bsky.social. artfight.net/attack/10028...

Managed to do my first Art Fight attack last night! I attacked @cyaneus.bsky.social! My goal is to try to really go outside my artistic process comfort zone this month, but wanted to start with a simple character illustration. I love the colors on this dragon!

i'm politically from baltimore

My topological genus has increased by one