Microdosing polio vaccines before rfk jr takes them off the menu

Rip Kurt Vonnegut you would’ve loved reading your own books while listening to Geordie Greep

The ladies love me because I tell them that I would also fly off the fucking handle if my friend called me and told me his chemo was no longer being covered by insurance

Oh you’re a Covid conscious autistic butch lesbian? Call that a masked masking masc

Seinfeld bit where guy goes to the capitol on January 6 2020 and 2024

Motherfucker is making cancer go gubernatorial mode

@queeneevee.bsky.social did I win at fantasy football I ain’t openin that shit

Watching dancing fruits and vegetable baby sensory videos set to rah tah tah

Making people in fantasy football fly off into gamer rage because they can’t handle my expert plays (three of my players are not playing for some reason (it says bye) (idc what that means)). (I still won)

Blue Iowa polling has left me with a sense of whimsy and magic I have not since felt

Watching Minecraft edits on Instagram hasn’t been the same ever since they started using awful phonk as their music backing

We are back to mustache moding.

The Yankees have collated with the spirits of the imps of hell and are being justly punished for their crimes. They will never win against the armies of light.

After extensive praying to higher beings the Dodgers attained enlightenment and saw that allowing their enemies to succeed would add more into the love world.

Disco Elysium offers a tremendous variety of roleplaying choices & alternate solutions I will never see because they'd disappoint Kim Kitsuragi

The Yankees are super problematic but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation yet.

I would like to spawn leftist discourse in a gamer’s replies. I will forward the revolution.

Tyler the Creator’s new album had nothing to do with the vaginal microbiota. It’s like he doesn’t even care.

The ladies love me because I’m always thinking about their microbiome.

Okay this goes hard. I’m actually anti-bike now

Fellas is it gay to have another man explain how to replace a bike tire tube

for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million

Cursed cats

Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out

All I follow are people who are woke and have blue hair and pronouns but all I retweet(?) reskeet(?) is dril saying all his followers are dumbfucks and should be put in prison

if my car blows up, arrest every all my dumb fuck followers, put their ass in handcuffs, they are all complicit, they are all so nasty to me

Everyone always told my getting my PhD would be easy and I would get everything right on my first try but this is so hard :(

My guts have more roseburia intestinalis than you could ever dream of. I’m on fiber shit you wouldn’t have ever known

If I was sent to parkour prison would you even care.

The ladies love me for my quiet reverence of the beauty of lichen.

Bill Maher is the only person brave enough to take everything bad about boomers and combine it with everything bad about gen x

The ladies no longer love me because I have brought shame into our lands. They have expelled me. 🥸

The ladies love me because we love the same ladies.

The ladies love me because I’m a sensitive young man that appreciates the wisps in the clouds. You don’t see that anymore, because of woke.

fighting is like a game of chess. each blow yiou land on your opponents head is like a chess piece (Knight, bishop, etc) and then he dies .

Sticky Keys alert got me believing in God again.

I found dril :)

Absorbing Vast Mental Health Through the content which Enriches Me

if you dont get one of these avatars in 2025 every woman you know will turn lesbain

Now my profile picture is this ethereal deer being offered a cigarette, will dubiously help evade the furry algorithm.

Hello, for my first post I found out that if you make your pfp this sad cat from night in the woods blue sky thinks you are a furry and only gives you genshin impact fanart and furries. I kept everything the same and made a different account with a nature pfp and I got nature. Its so over.