Mama John Fetterman attacked my bar last night

Sleep paralysis demon been looking like an adolescent sheldon cooper recently

Need more tracks that sound like they’re coming out of a blown speaker on Spotify

Staring at Big Chud's yearly Spotify chart like some ill-fortuned brits examining a cursed tome

Praying to Kawhi Leonard. I need you to ball out my king

Google, how many hours awake before hallucinations

2 hours and 7 minutes left

Been awake so long I’m about to start fushigi-ing the dead rat in the basement

had a group project where a group member compared northgate to new jerusalem (don’t ask) and all i could think about was this album open.spotify.com/track/7M7lWO...

Tried to hop in the whip. Completely dead battery. Don’t feel like fixing it right now

My apartment complex has a building wide USPS postal hold so no mail is being delivered. Wtf did my building do to deserve this

I have been awoken from my nap

Really surreal experience seeing someone on the bus commute home that you saw on the morning commute

I didn't get closure on my Capital Improvement Program simulation dog 😔

Strep test (negative) and DayQuil for breakfast today

Proud of your letter of acceptance from urbanism @chedaccount.bsky.social

Hangover + sick + deep requirement to feel perfectly fine tomorrow + another work shift tonight + another likely hangover tomorrow = misery

told myself i wouldn’t be an annoying yimby in my program but recent circumstances call upon me

Generic brand DayQuil for breakfast today

It’s so on sight against these middle schoolers

Pittsburgh I hate you more every single year. Fuck the bridges

The Zuck to Jack Harlow-lite transition needs studying

Everyday I fear for my job as a teacher, I fear for my high population of immigrant students who are worried about deportation

No AirPods, going to ride the bus during middle school release, wish me some fuckin luck

I know an 8oz latte hates to see me coming

Me, sigma bus-stander You, virgin bus-sitter We just aren’t the same. Never were

Been waiting for a latte for 20 minutes

Counted about 12 horses total tonight. Stay tuned

Got home from work at 4am a lil tipsy, ate entire pint of B&Js, fell asleep in chair, woke up, put away laundry, fell asleep on top of bed, woke up, got in bed at 6:30am

This is the darkest timeline

i feel like every year i become more and more inarticulate and its really concerning me

Everyday I consider revealing @chedaccount.bsky.social's identity

Friends feed is looking lonely. Needing @chedaccount.bsky.social @slamduncan9.bsky.social @waltsalt27.bsky.social activity to sustain

Talking on AirPods on the bus makes me feel like a lunatic

@ithompson712.bsky.social hello

wort wort wort

Looking at the 2008 electoral map to feel better

Welp. Time to nut up and do some local work

Hey Donald Trump,

Has the game of football considered napoleonic formations

Listening to albums I used to love to feel better :) god I love how music can time stamp your life

Afternoon commutes home have been getting considerably more annoying recently

Why did teach just yell at a leaf blower

Trying to decipher the skeets of my friends like an archeologist deciphering Action Bronson lyrics

Blue Iowa polling has left me with a sense of whimsy and magic I have not since felt

On Tuesday the democrats are going to ban jorking. We literally have to stop them. That’s why I’m voting Jill Stein

Currently trying to figure out when I started saying fuck to the extent I do. Thank you middle schoolers

The sheer misery of middle school letting out into the public transport system is devilish work

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