"we just have to go along with it or they'll get even more violent" welcome to the relationship you will be in until your partner kills you this post is about ice

remember, if you see someone shoot an ice agent, no you didn't. we are all very sorry that you had to witness that gestapo man shoot himself, and remaining on the scene to give a statement will only confuse matters. let people grieve or whatever.

"violence begets violence" sounds an awful lot like "just take it like a good bitch"

another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

tragically killed by his son with a military-style battle knife, designed to enable stabbing multiple people in a short span of time. a weapon of war, which has no place in the hands of civilians.

jowling kowling rowling is illiterate. cannot read or write at all. tried to teach her, she wouldn't even get past "smearing poo on the wall" to "writing obscenities on the wall (in poo)". her parents wasted a huge amount of money paying me to teach her and it just didn't work. this is fact.

denounce deter decapitate

happy anniversary of the assassination of noted stochastic terrorist brian thompson real change is possible your enemies are only made from meat and sinew, the kind your teeth are made to destroy

"DON'T TAG THIS" brother i'll do you one better, i won't share or even read it.

does "you will regret this, and may god have mercy upon your wretched soul" legally constitute a threat asking for a friend for are we not all our own friend

hi welcome to Job. in addition to whatever work we actually hired you to do, you must be Best Buds with everybody and go to their birthday parties or you're Not A Team Player. cursed first job had its downsides, but they understood "i am an employee, not your fucking friend"

tbh killing your partner is cringe. what a beta move. way to permanently lose the argument.

a very special holiday where we honor those citizens not smart enough to avoid military service

in my home life i'm trying to be slower to anger, less vindictive, more understanding. but you told me to leave home life at home, so

imminent political crisis at home, stir up an illegal war to distract. maybe he _does_ learn. maybe he _can_ listen. but only to netinyahu

you know that kid who'd call "time out", then say "time in" right as they punch you before immediately saying "time out" again? so, israel, right? get this...

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

favorite house rule? mine: if you pull the trigger more than once during your turn in russian roulette, your opponent must pull the trigger the same number of times but may spin the cylinders before doing so if you pull the trigger only once, no rotation of the cylinders is allowed between turns.

so if you work on the severed floor and just straight up do a murder, what's lumon's recourse? punish your innie? kill you back, leaving them with two disappearances to explain away? anyway, ain't no pen dull enough to keep me from trying.

hey, got your invite for the lunch meeting tomorrow. unfortunately i'm not social friends with any of you and would rather fucking die than join. thanks!

palestan pakistine hold on let me cook

respondents in favor of the proposal were disproportionately likely to select "agree" or "strongly agree" to the statement "human life is plentiful, readily produced by untrained laborers from easily sourced ingredients, and should be valued as such."

nextdoor, i'm not sure how to say this, but if frey wins the election i'm going to start shooting squirrels with my blowgun again. what are your priorities are you willing to discard their lives for his campaign

"falling out of an open overton window" - the experience of seeing an onion headline and having an immediate reaction of "yeah that scans and seems probably true"

defenestration through the overton window is this anything

fevers are the worst. what's up, body? do we want to be hotter? cooler? body: im not telling u but guess wrong and i stg we're both dying here

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

if the FBI wants information on their Person of Interest, they can pay for it. shameful to Kirk's legacy, asking for handouts like that. he would have wanted you to work for it. lol kirk dead rip in piss fucko

Political violence is the kidnapping of Mahmoud Khalil and hundreds of thousands of other immigrants. Political violence is the murder of at least tens of thousands of Palestinians and the displacement and intentional starvation of millions. Political violence is what the police do every day.

and OF COURSE the Frey people are packing up their stuff into a dang CYBRTRUKK

chipocalypse, using the department of WAR bernie sanders meme, "i am once again asking if now is the the time to be discussing disarming the civilian populace"

"welcome to wal-mart, 47" "this is sad, diana. this job is beneath you." "this _job_ is not _stressful_ and i _like_ it here"

if you live in minnesota you should really consider this kitten as an addition to your life, with or without her brother Winsor. Juice will make best friends with your cats, and you. Winsor will buzz at you until he falls asleep and loves human attention so much. you need them. you adopt them.

i've been a good little boy and i deserve a dead president as a treat. i asked for dc to be obliterated by a meteor impact while congress was in session but this would be fine trump dead trump dead trump dead trump dead

i only regret looking. they said not to look. they said you won't like it. i was like nah this is gonna be cool, when will i get another chance to see that? and brother i know logically that my body is made of meat. but it doesn't usually *look* like meat.

if ten times this many kids were killed when israel bombed a school, we would never. even. hear. about it.

So when people say the entire problem is guns, I regret to inform you that there is actually something deeply wrong with America and it is not only because of guns. BTW when I was searching for information about this topic, the most recent time a school was attacked in Yemen was also us.

perhaps you would enjoy a small Juice girl instead? she is very independent but still enjoys a cuddle. www.facebook.com/rescuedpetsa...

hey do you need your own personal mousepad inspector? you should adopt Winsor! he is a purrmaster. www.facebook.com/share/p/1Ljx...

"somebody DO something!!!!!!" with no further input is the philosophy of the grand mal seizure.

it's topical and brings needed attention to the issue, but the gazan architecture israel is putting up is in terrible taste

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

"two wrongs don't make a right" is increasingly slang for "shut up and take it forever"

our newsroom has just received word that some real bad stuff is happening in occupied palestine. in the interest of parity, this will be the first of one hundred thousand consecutive days of coverage. assuming the idf doesn't shoot anybody else in that time, anyway.

hamas has the absolute right to defend itself