I have to make this part of my vernacular.

blurb for THE LORD OF THE WOOD from @itsamia.bsky.social! if you like the looks of THE MEMORY HUNTERS (which I know you do, bc that cover is amazing), you can check it out here: bookshop.org/p/books/the-... and it's coming out in paperback SOON, be still my heart!!

Unexpected Hawke x Varric (fwb) drop: chapter 2 of "It's not him I want to make happy. It's me" is here: Explicit, 2.8k, dwarf and human first time fun archiveofourown.org/works/686115... #HawkeVarric #DragonAge #DA2

i am very serious when i say right one goes 10x harder

Here's something for #worldbookday It's the promo graphic I made for the release of THESE YOUNG WOLVES, an alt-history, Clockpunk, crime novel with a burly gay protagonist. You can find the book here: mybook.to/theseyoungwolves

You're trapped in the last fic you read. How well do you fare? My last fic was "To hold your hand" by @bluebeebalm.bsky.social, an intimate little #Bloodweave fic. I would be very content in the middle of that sandwich if my hands got held, too 🥪 archiveofourown.org/works/56198902 #LastFicRead

Growing up I had a friend called Dave and people always teased us like "Is that your boyfriend/girlfriend?", to which we'd reply "He/She is my friend who's a boy/girl so" - too "girly" to be one and too "boyish" to be the other. And jokes on you all because we're both NB and fabulous now 😂

The "casualties" in #ZendariaChronicles continue to mount 🤣 Annette used to have 2 sisters, Helena/Bairn and Maegret, in addition to her 2 brothers, Benjamin/Moose and Jacob/Jakus. Maximilian had 6 or 7 kids?? Now he has 1, lol. Basically they weren't adding anything to the story, so ✂️

[Heavy breathing]

I wish I could unknow the myriad ways people can read work in bad faith. I wish I could be wiped clean of the inexplicable takes people will have and the way they will hold you responsible for them. Let me write a truly nasty guy, unchained by dumbasses

I never thought I’d have to do this again, but my partner is back in hospital after their life threatening pulmonary embolism in 2024. We didn’t expect this and thought we were over it but here we are. I have opened April commissions early to help us deal with this. ko-fi.com/whirlinginro...

Reached the age where my first ever trip to Søstrene Grene is going to be the highlight of my day 🤣

new post on pillowfort: art/sketch roundup: 16.02 - 01.03 the one where not much got done but that's fine www.pillowfort.social/posts/7333073 #bitterblogs

Things are horrible but the art humans are making is getting me through it.

fun fact now ao3 is back online you can leave kudos and comments to the works you enjoy

There was literally an entire novel (two volumes!) written in the 1600s about a guy going crazy from reading too many novels.

The irony of Googling "What should I be doing during a rest week" is not lost on me

oops! some self-indulgent joy [ #jasperdraws #veilguard #rooklace #dragonageart ]

Just another good example to not listen to the straights out there. It’s the same people who call my art “homo erotic” You couldn’t handle if I actually drew erotica

Another starter pack for artists as promised! ☺️ Requirements: - Not be part of my first one (give space for people who didn't get the chance) - Be an artist under 1K Send your art in the comments and give a little introduction whilst I add you 👀💙 Reposts are appreciated! go.bsky.app/JxrskHb

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Found out today I need to have dental work done which I can’t afford. I’m in debt to my bank and I’m unable to pay for gas or food. I hate getting on my knees and begging like this but genuinely any small amount will help. I don’t know what else to do.

"You can't take away GenAI what about the people who use it?! 😭😭😭" Fuck 'em. Fuck every last one of them. The scrapers DDoS us every waking fucking hour, making it a nightmare to keep things running. I have ZERO sympathy for folks addicted to the plagiarism machine that lies to you.

Your reminder that this is coming up tomorrow. Promote your sapphic work that involves fishing or fish for the fish moon. And since it's also going to be blood moon, bonus points for murder. #sapphicmoon #sapphic #sapphicauthors #sapphicwriters #writintprompt #lesfic #authorpromo

[shares appreciated!] commissions are open for april! vgen.co/vampbyte #VGen #VGencomm #artsupport #commissions

Thinking of play testing the MC of a future original fiction WIP in the D&D Duet that my spouse and I will be setting up this evening... 🤔

Preorders for The Need for Dandelions are now available! If you would like to read a MM Fantasy Romance that involves fighting against a corrupt government, it may be for you! Uni Link: books2read.com/u/meYkPE Itch: applesncinnamon.itch.io/the-need-for... Ko-Fi will be available on release date!

A fan messaged me about this passage from Sherry Thomas's book, "The Librarians," in which a librarian has an annoying older male patron ask her for some woman-on-woman sf😂

The event starts today! If you eant to spread some love and support in the community tag along and leave comments to fics that have received none or only have bot comments.

All I want is to be pummelled into oblivion by a shower that's borderline painful and perhaps reminiscent of the waterfalls of Hell. Is that too much to ask?

'you made me beautiful in your vision. but it's not for you anymore. nevermore.' --- Vanquish base model by @/doublenyl Cyberpunk Dressingroom by Chase81 --- #DesRenders #3Dart #Vanquish #DollParts #BG3D #Tiefling #BlenderRender

Some Karlach❤️‍🔥 #karlach #bg3 #baldursgate3

I’m always happy to see positive Gale interactions, no matter how unlikely they might be. ❤️ I check this post when I can and it always makes me smile!

I'll answer for #Eilidh today if anyone is curious! #TavQOTD #WovenInFaith

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

New pose references out now! Neri is back for blood. ❤️‍🔥🗡️

"there is always room for you in my armsl"

Hey homies sorry this isn't a fun update, but tldr my day job is collapsing and my boss hasn't paid us in weeks. Please consider tossing me a buck to help hold me over til this gets sorted 🥲 Or buy a plush/commission me. ko-fi.com/fernstitch #bsnm #plush #mutualaid

A QUEER QUEST FOR CRYPTIDS Sunnyside, Michigan. 2005. A probable location for otherworldly activity. The thing is, EVERYONE in Sunnyside seems a little...off. #WSPit #W #WSPitWIPs #YA #M #PN #LGBT

When a brutal breakup and a grief- and margarita-fueled spell leave Mac living with a magical boyfriend she built from scratch, she must unravel the enchantment before it destroys her newfound home—and any chance at real love. CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND IS EVIL #WSPit #Q #A #PN #R

ESTATE SALE: After magical WWI, Bel Pendennis (20F) returns to the family estate for the reading of her Father's living will. A MARVELLOUS LIGHT x A TREASON OF THORNS, featuring a slow-burn, high intensity romance with Lor (27M), the clerk administering the sale #WSPit #A #F #Hi #LGBT

and now for your regularly scheduled* Annoying Repeated Posts *I do not schedule these, I come to be annoying in real time as God intended

Lucanis Dellamorte the man that you are 😭 #dragonage

JS & MN x SIX OF CROWS In the snowbound, fog-shrouded city of Sacaan, an unexpected invitation to the Midwinter Ball drags student magician and unwitting sorcerer Jonathan Fest into a clandestine world of secret societies and shadow wars #WSPit #P #A #F #LGBT #Own #Dis #ND #In

CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END × JUMANJI 🧔 Middle-aged Dad Ensemble 🎲 TTRPG Nerds 😱 Co(s)mic Horror 🤔 But also Mystery 👻 Supernatural Folklore 🏰 Victorian Manor 🌙 Dark & Stormy Night Complete at 74k! Big 5 interest! #WSPit #A #H #M #Dis #Q #OS

Mission Brief 13/01/1972 TOP SECRET 🕑 Infiltrate time travel seminar 🕵‍♂️ Take out Soviet spies 🔫 Use a gun ❌️ Don't laugh at the agenda 📃 It’s all theoretical 😕 Apart from *that* demo ✅️ Full government endorsement 👍 Nothing can go wrong 🇷🇺 💣 💥 ⬛️ Redacted #WSPit #WSPitQuerying #Q #A #T #SF #Hi

Starting with my regular #WIPSnips: ZENDARIA CHRONICLES is a queer, blue-collar Adult space opera, exploring the histories that are written for us and the legacies we write for ourselves. An ode to community and reparation, and the power a single spark can have #WSPit #W #A #SF #LGBT #Own #Dis #ND

Before my fandom friends think I've gone more nuts than usual, I'm going to be slinging out a few original fiction pitches for an author hype event this afternoon ✌️