#LittleRedRidingHood with her #BigBadWolf #doodle #nsfw #nsfwart #eroticart #lrrh

There's a GoodReads giveaway for Willing Prey! (Idk why I can't keep up with this platform. I keep forgetting I have it. 😭) www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

Just stopping by to drop off THIS stunning piece by LegendsofAukera. 😍 You can see the unclothed version on my Patreon. patreon.com/AllieOleander (There are also spicy snippets from Willing Prey: Extra Girthy & chapters of my current WIP on there. 🤗)

Primal play, enthusiastic consent, & praise kinks for everybodyyyyyyyy🥳

I would be much more motivated to schedule a dentist appointment if I knew someone would feed me sedatives wrapped in cheese, put me in a crate, carry me there carefully, and then let me snooze through the whole ordeal.

We don’t do tangible gifts for Vday. When asked what I wanted I may have taken inspo from a friends novella I didn’t have to worry about ticks but running through snow with only moonlight is no f*cking joke. I have bruises & sticks in my hair but worth it😏 looking at you @allieoleander.bsky.social

If you've ever looked at me & thought, "I bet she knows how to use a comma," 👀 I regret to inform you that I've received my copyedits for Willing Prey (Extra Girthy) & discovered I do not. 🤣

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Without public knowledge, Elon Musk is serving as a “special government employee” under President Donald Trump, with access to sensitive information (including your SSN) and broad authority granted by Trump.

If YOU are an author of ANY KIND OF BOOK--ANY KIND!, even unpublished!--or an illustrator, if you are in comics, cookbooks, nonfiction, tentacle romance, WHATEVER, JOIN AUTHORS AGAINST BOOK BANS RIGHT NOW. CLICK THIS LINK! www.authorsagainstbookbans.com

FIRST: Keep up the pressure on your senators to vote no on Russell Vought - especially if you're in a key state (Alaska, Maine, Kentucky, Utah, Louisiana, North Carolina, Pennsylvania)

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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Every time someone complains about smut in books, another one of my characters gets railed in the woods. 🖤

Love this so much 🫶

If you’re coming over from Threads and are looking for your #WriterThreads community, here we are. I have a starter pack of writers from Threads to help you out. go.bsky.app/PMi76NK

I am excited to announce that I will be doing a signing on Sunday, January 19th! If you’re in the LA area, I’d love the opportunity to meet you 😻 🩺 An Appreciation of Cats🩺 is a 🏳️‍🌈 age gap, small town romance novella about a retiring veterinarian and the secrets he keeps from his assistant.

Does this app like it when we post about our books? Because if it will show my book promos to people then I’ll come on board. IG is currently on my 💩 list.

"I watched Babygirl and now I want to read a twisted and smutty reverse age-gap romance" Hi hello how are you, can I introduce you to the "I banged my stepson/younger stepbrother because he kidnapped me/blackmailed me/has the rippling abs of a Greek god" starter pack?

Men whimpering 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

This interface reminds me of tw/ttr, which reminds me of a guy from college who told me I wasn't smart or funny enough to make a tw/ttr. 😒 So, every time I get on here I'm like "fuck you Walt *" 🤬 Then I just leave w/out posting b/c what if Walt is actually right though. 😅 *his name wasn't Walt

☃️ 🎶 I'M TALKIN' BIG SNOWBALLS 🎶 ☃️

□ single □ taken ☑ being hunted by my ex-husband's boss

My enclosure needs more enrichment activities.

“Romance novels are unrealistic!” Ok, guy who comments “gorgeous😍” under pörn bot pics.

Well this is fantastic news😍😍

The fearful—but still curious—look on my husband's face when I asked if he wanted to see something super sexy means there's still an appropriate level of mystery in our relationship. *the super sexy thing was character art btw

I am unprepared for anything that involves leaving my blanket fort.

You make me rabid, but like, emotionally. #rejectedhallmarkcards

Sooooo I heard we can post NSFW character art here. 👀 Sounds too good to be true, but I'm going to give it a go. 🤭 If you like chasing and big, burly men who eat it for their pleasure, you might like Willing Prey. 🖤 Art by the wonderful @Kayuugai

Okay, the first email went out. 👀 Check your spam folders and don't scroll all the way to the bottom if you're at work lol.

I need to write blog posts for work, but I want to write smut for funsies. 😭 That's it, that's the air molecule or whatever we call these things since they aren't Tweets or Threads.

I write many, many emails for the day job. But my 1st author newsletter goes out next week, & I've got butterflies (jk, they're bats) at the thought of being perceived. 👀 🦇 That said, sign up at the bottom of this page if you want my nonsense in your inbox 1x a month. allieoleander.me/links

When you swallow, but they’re on semaglutide so it’s low-fat 🙂‍↕️

Introduce yourself as a TV character

I just signed up to Author Against Book Bans. Have you? www.authorsagainstbookbans.com

Any spicy romance readers who like primal play over here? 👀 www.amazon.com/dp/B0CRJ5PFYH

I need a bat signal for smut readers and authors. But instead of a bat, it's shaped like a 🍆 or 🍑 or something.

Happening now (Nov 12-16th) grab your free ebooks during BRAE 2024! Hundreds of books available written by Black authors in all genres! #brae #romancelandia #💙📚 #blackreadersappreciationevent #booksky I’ll share about other upcoming free ebook events!

Shia LeBeouf asked me to make him a coffee to go.

I remember when Threads was a cozy little bb platform. 🥹Wondering if @bsky.app will recreate that vibe because I miss it. 😭