I don't read & write billionaire romance because I support billionaires. I read & write them because I'm a millennial who came of age when politicians yeeted our economy into the toilet & I like the fantasy of a stern commanding Daddy who can fix all my problems with a tappy tap of his Black Amex.

"I'm going to write a romance novel with no HEA" I'm going to fill a fruit pie with pickled herring and then try to tell people that a fish is a kind of fruit

OKAY. Guess the cat's out of the bag. Raise the Bløød will be getting a special edition AND IT'S GONNA BE A CLINCH COVER. I'm going to be adding some bonus material for it (possibly an Odessa short story) and I am SO EXCITED.

Little Deaths by @neniacampbell.bsky.social brings all the spooky atmosphere of the season. Curl up on the couch while you get someone else to hand out candy, and soak it all up! Tell them that the Bossy Pumpkin made you do it. #DarkRomance #HalloweenRomance #SpookyRomance #Horromance #HorrorRomance

Before we hit the end of spooky season it is imperative that I remind people that @neniacampbell.bsky.social has a dark romance that invokes 90s slasher movies and is an absolute masterpiece in both horror and romance. Also she’s recently revamped the cover and it’s gorgeous.

Finished #fanart for #RaiseTheBlood by @neniacampbell.bsky.social ! #GothicHorror #DarkRomance #ARavenNeedsASparrow #RunToMe #FavoriteBook #FavoriteAuthor

Look at the last few steps of my current #wip #fanart for #RaiseTheBlood by @neniacampbell.bsky.social #GothicRomance #DarkRomance #ARavenNeedsASparrow !

Convincing you to read my Scarface-inspired mafia romance set in the early 2000s with this art of the tattooed morally black hero 🥵

You know what dark romance REALLY needs more of? Men on their knees: • begging • weeping • worshipping • coming • crawling

Y'all! My favorite book is currently free! Go support my fav author, @neniacampbell.bsky.social ! #RaiseTheBlood #GothicHorror #GothicRomance #DarkRomance #ARavenNeedsASparrow a.co/d/i4EDUhz

#fanart #WIP for #RaiseTheBlood by @neniacampbell.bsky.social (aka my favorite book!). #gothicromance #darkromance #gothichorror #ARavenNeedsASparrow

I write books with wangxiety, AKA books where he's so big that she's not sure he's gonna fit.

Updated #WIP for #RaiseTheBlood by @neniacampbell.bsky.social ! #fanart #nsfw #nsfwart #eroticart #ARavenNeedsASparrow

Algorithm, I'm bad at marketing so please show me readers who want deranged little fuckbooks that will make them feel like this

Updated #WIP for #RaisetheBlood by @neniacampbell.bsky.social ! #fanart #nsfw #nsfwart #ARavenNeedsASparrow

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain." Me realizing I've become one of those authors who changed their cover mid-series

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WIP of some fanart for "Raise the Blood" by @neniacampbell.bsky.social ! I've got another version of this as well, but felt inspired while watching a movie! #raisetheblood #gothicnovel #darkromance #ARavenNeedsASparrow

Eating vegan chocolate ice cream with vegan sprinkles out of a tea cup like a lady

Charlie Kirk built his platform off the deliberate antagonization of some of the country's most marginalized people and it's callous to expect them to mourn his passing when he regularly made light of queer and BIPOC lives.

When the psychotic himbo tries to be gentle and she says, "I like it when you're rough with me"

Girls will be like, "I needed that," and it's the Epstein files being released

Cleaning out the garage and found these 90s Lisa Frank Halloween party favors from my childhood

Do you ever think about the fact that the gay man credited with coining the phrase "gay pride" also threw a pie in a homophobe's face on live TV??

If you buy my books, THIS COULD BE YOU

Gonna start calling Double Stuf Oreos "DP Oreos"

I hope this email finds you returning to a reclusive gothic mansion where the broodingly obsessive 6'5" lawyer is waiting to jump you in the shadows

If you're having a bad morning, you should know that I grabbed the salad dressing instead of my protein shake & had the worst "first sip" of my life

WHAT HAVE I DONE 💀

Yes! Read this book!! It’s perfect for summerween!

"AI is actually smarter than humans, so" The auto fill function on my phone keeps trying to make me write Sine Qua Uncle instead of Sine Qua Non when I type out my book title but sure

I'm just a dark romance author watching people yap about summerween and hoping that they find my Scream-inspired slasher romance about a 40-year-old Morticia-coded scream queen and the serial unaliver replicating the deaths in her films who might also be her hot street goth stepson

Beautiful Broken Girls is currently 50¢ on Kindle! @kimsavagelit.bsky.social is one of my favorite YA authors, so don't miss out on this amazing deal 😍

Convincing you to read my book with this NSFW art of the hero since I have no artistic skills but also don't believe in using generative AI

I hate marketing so where are the readers who want SMUT SMUTTY SMUT SMUT SMUT UNLIKABLE FMCs TRAUMA MORALLY GREY MEN HORROR ROMANCE GOTHIC ROMANCE AND SMUT!!! DID I MENTION THE SMUT???? OK, whew, that's enough work for today, gang

RIP the followers I lose on Goodreads every time I post a glowing review of a queer book. I'm just gonna read + review queer books even harder now.

"You'd block someone over politics??? 🙄" Hell, I blocked someone for telling me that the hero of my dark folk horror romance would look "better" without his villainous little beard and mustache

Writing a book where the heroine learns to stand up for herself by sitting on her stepbrother's face ✅✅✅

Trope: He sees her across the room & falls in love Plot twist: it's the family room and she's his older stepsister 📖 Quid Pro Quo by Nenia Campbell

📣 Supporting other authors doesn't cut into your sales. 📣 Before I became an author, I was a reader first, and some of the greatest joys I've had as an author had nothing to do with my own creative milestones, but becoming friends with the people whose books I genuinely admired and seeing them grow.

❌ hot villains the heroine must resist and defeat ✅ hot villains who let the heroine ride them like a slutty pony while also still getting to be super evil (Book in comments)

Colonoscopies are just house tours for your butthole, prove me wrong

Girls will be like, "I needed that," and it's getting railed by a playfully stern 6'5" lawyer in the middle of a big gothic library during a thunderstorm 📖 Raise the Bløød by Nenia Campbell

Finished #nsfwillustration of That Scene™ from "Little Deaths" by @neniacampbell.bsky.social ! #nsfw #nsfwart #fanart #eroticart #reverseagegap #stepmilf #goreadit!

Finally reading a book about a girl gamer that actually nails the vibe of dissociating from your peers but feeling a niche confidence when you're online and actually respected for something that's pure skill and not hinged to how you look. Throw in a creepy skin stealing mimic and unnnnffff

He's a 10 but he's in a primal sex cult and he demands free use in exchange for protecting her from the people who want to slay her like a goat

"Why do you write reverse age-gap MF? I could never take a younger man seriously" Ok but listen, younger guys are way better at getting down on their knees

"Girls will be girls," I whisper, as the FMC agrees to a free use contract with her wicked stepbrother to pay off her mother's legal debts

Hot take but the REAL reason we like dark romance is because they've got hot villains that destroy the world like they destroy that p*ssy

Updated (and flipped!) #WIP of That Scene™ from "Little Deaths l" by @neniacampbell.bsky.social ! Go read it! #nsfw #nsfwart #eroticart #fanart #reverseagegap #stepmilf #littledeaths