It's been a thousand years

ich wünschte alle elektronischen geräte würden so lange durchhalten wie meine kabellose maus. die meckert seit über 3 monaten, dass die batterie fast leer ist und läuft aber immer noch

www.maptap.gg March 23 85😁 99🎯 94🏅 87🎓 86🎓 Final score: 891

"get ready for my Hubert und Staller fic called Harndrang ohne Stuhldruck"

I'm really bad with South America it seems www.maptap.gg March 22 77👏 65🙃 83😁 81🌟 89👑 Final score: 818

transferred these to my phone to post them due to bsky being fucky

vibe coding really helped the product of bluesky to become better as evidenced by every image i upload on firefox being replaced by a black square. good stuff no notes

Dr Mohan: I'm shitting and throwing up helllppp Dr Robby: ummm. I'm going to RUN YOU OVER with my MOTORBIKE 6 year old patient: it's important to wear helmets on motorbikes ;-)

lrt I was not prepared. what the fuck is this

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

trying to build a house in sims and I think I need to start doing research to be able to create realistic and pleasing floor plans

spent over 2 hours in the sims 4 character creator to create 3 cats and one me

bought a flashcart for leon's old ds and now we can run any ds game on it yippeee

gonna spend the entire work day sitting in an office with a guy with a very bad sounding cold. why are you not at home..........

endlich mal das arschloch gewesen das sich bei vollem Konzert wieder von hinten nach vorn in die Mitte gedrängelt hat nach über einem Jahrzehnt solche Leute ertragen darf ich das auch mal

Leute ohne spatial awareness bei Konzerten sollten vogelfrei sein tbh

The router is not functioning.

nvidia is out here yassifying 3d models that already look extremely high-detailed as it is thinking it needs to be even closer to some weird uncanny non-reality, meanwhile I've been having a blast for days playing a game where all characters are slightly blurry 2d sprites on low-res 3d backgrounds

Esse é o futuro dos videogames com o DLSS 5

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this knocked me out

Hi everyone. Things have been happening in the fan-translation scene and I've been overdue in talking about them. For the first time ever I've made a long writeup. Please read it and feel free to reach out to me with comments.

"this is my oc franzbrötchen nippleplay"

"omsi der omnibus simulator!!!! leon!!!!!" - @kittywitch.space

Work dumber not harder

this video goes on a 5 minute tangent to look up zoning laws to figure out if having a family cemetery in your back yard is okay or not. it's great www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GRM...

"viele quellen besagen der alte holzmichel war in wahrheit db cooper" - @dahlamythal.bsky.social

"what does that even MEAN, 'a plump, attractive figure'? tiddied up on a tuesday?!" - @kittywitch.space

slightly questioning my sanity for starting a 1300 page book immediately after finishing a 1250 page book

einfacher moralischer kompass: immer das gegenteil von richard david prechts meinung zu dingen haben. dann hast du zu jedem erdenklichen thema irgendeine positionierung und du weißt zumindest dass es nicht die dümmstmögliche ist

my watch says i had over 11 hours of sleep tonight which makes me think that a day of work was needed and warranted and makes me feel less bad about it

the book i've been waiting for has arrived ....and dhl gave it to a neighbor without even ringing the doorbell here and an hour later the neighbor didn't open the door. i wamt my book

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

"fistest du den unsichtbaren anus des marktes?" - @dahlamythal.bsky.social

"die mehrzahl von elch ist elchlanten" - @kittywitch.space

jet lag the game season 8 the terror AU

It must be done.

brandon sanderson stop describing women as "plump" challenge

ich habe tagelang nach diesem tweet gesucht weil das so eine tolle kombination an wörtern ist

I guess it makes sense that people who have embraced "move fast and break things" as something to actually aspire to like ai, after all they can break things so much faster now

"people who don't know how to build software" oh shut the fuck up I'm a software engineer and think all this smug defense of vibe coding is a clear sign of willful incompetence

got my ears slorped out. didn't even let it get to the point of utter blockage this time and still the difference is incredible

How am I supposed to rest when I'm too tired to rest????

neighbourhood cat content for y'all. Romeo oh Romeo

fit check

"aldi hat die melkmaschine direkt an meinem penis angebracht" - @kittywitch.space über aldimania produkte

uns wurde gerade beim tedi ein schönes Wochenende gewünscht. god I wish

die Meuterei hat begonnen (Kollegin und ich haben beide gemeinsam angefragt auf andere Projekte gesetzt zu werden)

der schöne Spagat sich irgendwie für morgens -1 Grad und nachmittags 14 Grad anzuziehen

jemand schon mal ein so schlechtes Fußballspiel gesehen dass danach 2 Stunden Wohnung putzen wie Spaß wirken