this knocked me out

Hi everyone. Things have been happening in the fan-translation scene and I've been overdue in talking about them. For the first time ever I've made a long writeup. Please read it and feel free to reach out to me with comments.

"this is my oc franzbrötchen nippleplay"

"omsi der omnibus simulator!!!! leon!!!!!" - @kittywitch.space

Work dumber not harder

this video goes on a 5 minute tangent to look up zoning laws to figure out if having a family cemetery in your back yard is okay or not. it's great www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GRM...

"viele quellen besagen der alte holzmichel war in wahrheit db cooper" - @dahlamythal.bsky.social

"what does that even MEAN, 'a plump, attractive figure'? tiddied up on a tuesday?!" - @kittywitch.space

slightly questioning my sanity for starting a 1300 page book immediately after finishing a 1250 page book

einfacher moralischer kompass: immer das gegenteil von richard david prechts meinung zu dingen haben. dann hast du zu jedem erdenklichen thema irgendeine positionierung und du weißt zumindest dass es nicht die dümmstmögliche ist

my watch says i had over 11 hours of sleep tonight which makes me think that a day of work was needed and warranted and makes me feel less bad about it

the book i've been waiting for has arrived ....and dhl gave it to a neighbor without even ringing the doorbell here and an hour later the neighbor didn't open the door. i wamt my book

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

"fistest du den unsichtbaren anus des marktes?" - @dahlamythal.bsky.social

"die mehrzahl von elch ist elchlanten" - @kittywitch.space

jet lag the game season 8 the terror AU

It must be done.

brandon sanderson stop describing women as "plump" challenge

ich habe tagelang nach diesem tweet gesucht weil das so eine tolle kombination an wörtern ist

I guess it makes sense that people who have embraced "move fast and break things" as something to actually aspire to like ai, after all they can break things so much faster now

"people who don't know how to build software" oh shut the fuck up I'm a software engineer and think all this smug defense of vibe coding is a clear sign of willful incompetence

got my ears slorped out. didn't even let it get to the point of utter blockage this time and still the difference is incredible

How am I supposed to rest when I'm too tired to rest????

neighbourhood cat content for y'all. Romeo oh Romeo

fit check

"aldi hat die melkmaschine direkt an meinem penis angebracht" - @kittywitch.space über aldimania produkte

uns wurde gerade beim tedi ein schönes Wochenende gewünscht. god I wish

die Meuterei hat begonnen (Kollegin und ich haben beide gemeinsam angefragt auf andere Projekte gesetzt zu werden)

der schöne Spagat sich irgendwie für morgens -1 Grad und nachmittags 14 Grad anzuziehen

jemand schon mal ein so schlechtes Fußballspiel gesehen dass danach 2 Stunden Wohnung putzen wie Spaß wirken

anyway die nerven absoluter abriss. so sehr hab ich das nicht gefühlt seit ich in unmedicated undiagnostiziertem depressionsloch war

musste sehr lachen, dass verbrennung 3. grades ein lied anmoderiert hat mit "gibt es hier eine tram?" extrem heikles thema in erlangen grüße gehen raus an die csu

DB masterclass: person im Rollstuhl möchte in die S-Bahn einsteigen, gibt Höhenunterschied (und aber auch Rampe im Zug eigentlich), drückt den entsprechenden Knopf damit jemand kommt. Es kommt: zufällige DB Sicherheit streife, die versuchen über den zugnotruf den Lokführer zu kontaktieren.

stumbled upon an online forum where people are playing jet lag's hide and seek virtually. amazing stuff

It was not a pimple by the way but a sebaceous cyst and it got removed so now it's my gash #mygash

quasi sommer

sometimes I remember that my grandpa on my father's side was born 105 years before me and that that's a mildly unusual time gap for two generations

"wie können man die anderen Projektmitarbeiter besser kennen lernen?" - "oh Gott, bitte keine kennenlernspiele." - "ja, kennenlernspiele finde ich auch grausam, deswegen kann man mal darüber reden wie das am besten klappt." - "präsenztreffen und saufen."

on that day we would all bear witness to the might of France's nuclear arsenal

"inserting my flat dick into your card reader and it keeps declining" - @dahlamythal.bsky.social

clown room

ads on tumblr are now full of ai-generated ads for video games that likely have barely anything to do with what their shitty generated ads show

love how my anxiety brain flip flops between "they're gonna be mad at u tomorrow for scheduling a surgery for this" (it's a big-ass infected cyst on my back that definitely needs surgery) and "I'm developing sepsis at this very second" (I'm not shut up) no inbetween

"she b'scheiss on my herrgott til i maultasche" - @kittywitch.space

i have had some big issues even getting out of bed in the last weeks so I'm slowly piling on random sick days again :^)

Why do I use Grindr? Mostly for comedy. For example, I received an ad for the Toronto Catholic District schoolboard's kindergarten registration in between messages from guys asking me "how big is it?"

hab mich gerade an den mp3 player erinnert, den ich mir 2014 gekauft habe - obwohl ich da dann schon ein smartphone hatte - sandisk sansa clip zip. das war ein super teil tbh

ferdi fuchs antifa