Mine doesn’t expire for a few more years, whew.

Alex Jones yesterday, April 22nd of 2026, is once again saying the Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag done by "professional shooters." It is imperative we take over that studio as soon as possible.

Trump is offended by the very existence of the first Black president because he’s racist. It’s why he’s spent so much time trying to destroy Obama’s achievements.

I'm fairly gobsmacked by the number of people who profess surprise that Orbán was funding CPAC. Did you know of his ties to Heritage and Project 2025? One of the most telling, tho, was he funded Rufo and the racist Trump tried to install at State, Jeremy Carl. www.splcenter.org/resources/ha...

There are two types of people in the world: Those who see this bullshit and think, "What a plucky grandma!" And those who want to hang their heads in shame for their country.

It’s fascinating to watch people learn to read off a teleprompter for the first time. You’re almost there sweetie. Keep at it.

This is Nazi bullshit and should be buried in a toxic waste landfill.

Because Vance is a living node in a Russia-funded propaganda machine; everyone should please notice that there is nothing American about having to fly to a foreign country to try to influence its election so that your own career can continue as planned.

My ex-congressman in Indiana ran on a promise to term-limit himself, then reneged when districts were redrawn. Since he was representing a different numbered district, backsies!

“The Constitution isn’t a suicide pact,” like “you can’t yell fire in a crowded theater,” is a vapid content-free bromide that translates to “my policy preferences override the constitution.” It doesn‘t mean a Goddamned thing and never has.

Contrary to the stenographic, credulous accounts from our major newsrooms, the U.S. Forest Service is not being moved. It is being destroyed. morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-t...

No caption. Only emojis will do.

The NYT says today’s #NoKings protests had “no shortage of skeptics,” and then quoted exactly one of those skeptics: The chairman of the Ole Miss College Republicans (as of 2025.) But of course, the Times doesn’t ID him as such. He’s just a Concerned Youth.

Good afternoon. This is your daily reminder that Trump just lifted sanctions on Iran to give them $14 BILLION to hep fund their war against us. In other words, your daily reminder that this is probably the dumbest war of all time.

This guy is so good at what he does. No wonder assholes are so afraid of him.

I've had nine-count-'em-nine Covid shots, still healthy, still haven't had Covid.

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

Shouting, the quiet part very loudly.

This is just astonishingly great reporting. All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them. And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

Watched 2/3 of “Everything Everywhere All at Once” last night. It’s good to know the Oscars are still getting things wrong. 😑

Send Barron.

When people show you who they are, etc. ⬇️

Five authors by whom I’ve read at least five books: Jim Harrison Joan Didion @lauralippman.bsky.social Elmore Leonard Martin Cruz Smith (There are many more. Books, and authors.)

Late to the game, but that measles story in @theatlantic.com was *clearly* written about a hypothetical-but-entirely-possible case, and I don’t care how many “media ethicists” insist otherwise.

Trump abolished DEI and replaced it with unqualified and unfit white people throughout every area of the govt.

I think this the version that pretty much every tech baron in this country read in the bathroom as a teen.

"I'll have meat and yogurt," said the Health Secretary, his voice box rattling like a decaying wooden roller coaster. "It's healthier," he added, as his forehead skin exploded into black and maroon flowers of biotic rot and his nose slid off his face into his plate of raw chicken pieces.

We live in hell.

When was the last time this woman walked down any American street without a phalanx of beef? When was the last time she had a conversation with any normal American. Who does this old ho' think she is?

I’d recommend the episode of Maintenance Phase where @yrfatfriend.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social break down the reasons why the health benefits are negligible, but it’s still a cause celebre of the RFK Jr/MAHA movement.

I cannot stress how completely bizarre & unheard of it is for the DNI to be personally present for a search warrant execution, never mind this one.

Legitimately a feat of carefully calculated writing to issue a Holocaust Remembrance Day statement of this length without mentioning either (1) the people who perpetrated the Holocaust or (2) the people against whom they perpetrated it

This is so beautiful. Read.

The headlines in this article in the Economist (UK) are great—better than almost any newspaper in the US

Democratic leadership is terrified of being seen on the side of the people of Minneapolis, least they lose the potential future support of pro-cop people whose support they do not and never will have.

Exactly what I wanted to read this morning.

Man, I've had some grim and challenging Dry Januarys, but this one takes the goddamn cake.

Shut up, you miserable c*nt.

hard not to notice that as trump's polls crater and gop gets crushed in election after election, news orgs are not racing around hiring progressive commenters and boasting about how they're reaching out to real americans by following the will of the volk.

I got a massage last fall, a day or two after the East Wing was demolished. I told the masseuse, and she kept saying, "But he can't do that!" Honey, HE DID IT. Pay attention to the news!

Out here at the protest in Detroit ahead of President Trump’s visit with the Detroit Economic Club

Must be a coincidence that they keep ripping off Nazi phrases

Slotkin back to blowing the assignment. www.instagram.com/reel/DTTzX6G...

This woman testified before the Michigan legislature. She is crazy.

As the great @edroso.bsky.social often says, conservative brains are so broken they can't see art, only propaganda. (He's speaking of Diego Rivera's "Detroit Industry" murals, which he describes as "not triumphant, and not American.")

Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.

This is also the outfit that gave a respectful audience to Rodney Lockwood’s scheme to take over Belle Isle, a state park in Michigan.

The US is now responsible for the governance of Venezuela. Toppling the regime of a smaller country is always the easy part. The hard part is what comes after. Neo-cons always expect a pro-US nirvana. It rarely works out. But I suppose the oil companies can seize some assets.

So fmr Honduran President Hernandez voluntarily surrendered, and was duly extradited, tried and convicted for drug trafficking, and Trump pardoned him 6w ago. And this morning, Trump illegally attacks Venezuela and abducts its president and his wife purportedly to try them for drug trafficking.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat