Good morning, flower power from #RHSChelsea ☺️ Wishing you a wonderful Tuesday ahead ☺️

DENVER: the first 200 people to find me this weekend at FAN EXPO Denver can have one of these snazzy bookmarks for free, courtesy of my calendar publisher Andrews McMeel. I’ll be at table P58 in the comics pro aisle around the outside of artist alley.

#TheArchers www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

youtube.com/post/UgkxbYL... well deserved #fatfreddysdrop

Can anyone in the Chicago area who has no other pets take in an orange cat? She's between 6-12 months and we took her in over the winter. We had her vaccinated & dewormed, and she is spayed. She hates our other pets and is terrified of them, but she *adores* humans and would do great as an only cat.

Hull is experiencing a huge collective hangover. Everyone's being very quiet.

Friend's son just offered walk me home. She's raised an ally there. There really are some genuinely lovely people in this world 🤍

It's literally bonkers out there. There ARE people dancing in the street. #HullCity

It's like the Costa Del Hull out there.

A large portion of the population are down in Wembley. It's blissfully quiet here. Like a ghost town. I adore the quiet. Although, I've just thought, if Hull City win at Wembley there'll be dancing in the streets later. Terrible, sweaty bloke dancing.

I'm in the badlands. Normalise not getting out of the way for men. I've fucking had it. I think I'm just going to start using the pavement like the knuckle draggers 'round here and barge straight into people.

Day 3 of adhd meds. Day one and two, nothing. Day three on little breakfast; I am off my tits. You know like Apu when he turns into a humming bird?

Now, Brits, don't go losing your shit just because it's a bank holiday weekend and NOT raining. Stay hydrated. Stella doesn't count.

Morning friends. It's Friday.

Forgot to go back. Do chicken of the woods like hot weather? #mycology #fungi #foraging

open.spotify.com/episode/1qEi... or Robert Galbraith, the man's name she sometimes likes to go by...

Chonk.

Stewart Lee is the best thing.

If you don't like the current weather in England, don't worry; it'll change again in five minutes.

Yay! I saved a bee! 🐝

I've just had an ad on YouTube, which opened with a woman being approached in a library by another woman, saying "you're way too attractive to waste time reading"

For some reason I've taken up shopping Andy Burnham's face onto Debbie Harry and now you're involved too

#timelinecleanse (the bird was a little wren, if you spotted it)

For those who can't get bbc youtu.be/xq_Y3_fV8pQ?... #comedy #hignfy

How many of my VSG Tweethearts are here? I miss our safe ish space.

People rolled their eyes at me for boycotting Round Up & Miracle Gro. And yet.. #gardening #gardeners #agriculture #farming #Monsanto #Bayer

I watched that whole Ben Habib interview. Highlights: Him shitting on Farage. He says there are no far right parties but he'd happily be deported if it meant Rupert Lowe/Restore running UK. Cockney patriot host then casually mentions he lives in BenIdorm. Plays out on cringe AI slop song.

The coercive control storyline *a decade ago* that I practically lived, I just didn't have any sharp enough knives, and had to stop listening? My god, sorry but what an ill thought out response. Telling a survivor there's no need to be annoyed about such a subject is quite a take. #TheArchers

www.vinted.co.uk/items/889566... people legit use Vinted as Tinder. I've seen the boobs.

Honestly so annoyed at #TheArchers I need to say it across multiple platforms. That better not be the only time that violence against women and girls is mentioned because it was frankly piss poor. I speak as a survivor. Genuinely annoyed.

youtu.be/j9MubNsh3rs?... (not advocating for the title but yknow)

Yes Brad! If Den is anything like my father he'll now start acting like a total twat. Cheers to all my #nocontact people out there. #TheArchers #estrangement

I'm sorry, but if you use the word "slurry" near my food, I will be forced to use violence.

🗳️ SPECIAL: From Landslide to Mudslide 🥀 After Labour's Red Wedding @sturdyalex.bsky.social & QR fave @zoesqwilliams.bsky.social discuss the (still incomplete) election results and give their (also incomplete) reactions. 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/3M9M... 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...

Anyway. Never mind all that. Look at this delicacy I left in the forest, not realising it was bloody Chicken Of The Woods! This was about the size of my hand! No filter, it really was this bright yellow. 🍄🍄‍🟫🍄🍄‍🟫🍄 #fungi #foraging #nature #mycology

I've encouraged our kids to make plans to emigrate if we ever end up with a Reform government. Coz I won't fecking be here.

🧵There is no doubt that Labour’s losses to the left hurt them, but just doesn’t seem to be borne out that what we are seeing is fragmentation of the left vote alone and Reform eating ex Tories. The right bloc is actively growing, likely some defections from Reform Labour some differential turnout.

One of the most amazing apotropaic markings I've ever seen is carved into the font at St. George's Church, Clun. This intricate hexafoil pattern invoked protection wherever it was and protected against maleficent spirits and ill intent. #apotropaic #folklore #history #churchcrawling #churches

Good morning pop pickers

People rolled their eyes at me for boycotting Round Up & Miracle Gro. And yet.. #gardening #gardeners #agriculture #farming #Monsanto #Bayer

#witchsky #witchcraft #pagan this was am amazing episode. Play it to your daughters. youtu.be/bvF6U7m40Wc?...

If you listen to one new #politics podcast this week, make it youtu.be/OG36nzWMFAg?...

Please God no, not the bloody budgie. #TheArchers

youtube.com/watch?v=Uk5g... best boys

The Black Mill just after sunrise on Mayday Morning #Beltane