I hope the people at the Knicks game at Madison Square Garden give him hell by booing him www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Mike Johnson is a Constitutional lawyer! I think everybody knows instinctively that he should be forced to repeat Rules of Evidence coursework.

RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.

There's some guys in this office taking the piss out of their colleague for "being a housewife" because he spent the weekend looking after his kids and cooking. Heterosexuality sounds exhausting.

“Too emotional for leadership” is funny. It’s usually applied to women who stay composed, and mysteriously never transferred to men who are visibly not.

Anyone who watched that man throw a hissy fit and walk out of the interview and still thinks women are too emotional to lead needs their head checked.

An insult to decent, hardworking cockroaches everywhere.

You are not alone. It is unimaginable to be celebrating this milestone with a corrupt authoritarian regime in place.

We have officially wrapped shooting on MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments. We can't wait to show you all what we've cooked up in the not-too-distant future.

LET US 👇 NEVER FORGET.......

THIS IS ALL LIES

It’s worth mentioning that President Obama never ran away in the middle of an interview, his mental fitness was never questioned and most importantly he isn’t a felon.

This is the President of the United States who can’t handle the truth without throwing a fit and storming off. He reeks of weakness.

No op-eds in major newspapers that he has major cognitive health issues. No cable news panels exploring whether he has major cognitive health issues. No political reporters in legacy media talking about his cognitive health. They're all too scared to question the naked emperor.

Apparently, Ivanka and Jared thought they were Christopher Columbus when they discovered an island in Albania, which was protected lands. Albanians are saying we don't want your dirty money! #albaniaisnotforsale

These MFers don't know New Yorkers very well www.rawstory.com/trump-admini...

48(!!!!) today but still 28 in my head 😂🤣🎉🥂 #CheersAll

#Facts #Jokesters

Did you guys see that FIFA banned fans from bringing reusable water bottles into all stadiums for the World Cup? In the SUMMER. I swear to fucking god I don't know why anyone would pay to see those games live.

That part...

none of this matters because the owner doesnt give a shit about the brand or even audience numbers or advertisers. he wants a propaganda arm for oligarchy

Boom! 7,000 letters sent on this campaign we just launched to rally members of Congress behind the effort to impeach John Roberts. This has real potential. Have you sent yours yet? Help us get to 7,500 before midnight!

USA...stop doing stupid shit, like voting for reality tv stars to run our govt. LA voters...Spencer Pratt, a former MTV reality tv star, is backed by MTV network, which is owned by the Ellison family. You know, CBS, Paramount. If you vote for him, you're voting for fascism.

LOCK THEM UP!!

You just know his internet history would be interesting 😉 It always is with GOP candidates 🧐 #DickHead⤵️

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Mullin trying to outdo his predecessor in ignorance & lawlessness; he informed Congress that he's basically going to pick which court orders to obey, bc [spews 🤡 talking pt]. He's got the corruption part down too: ✅hiring unqualified family ✅abusing govt resources open.substack.com/pub/wonkette....

Where are Kid Rock & Lee Greenwood when you really need them?

I remember when the internet was a place for watching cat videos instead of observing the real-time collapse of western civilization.

Not to mention the fact that we unilaterally withdrew from a painstakingly negotiated international agreement that Iran actually was in compliance with, despite all the other awful things its government has done, which were not actually part of that agreement.

I’m calling bullshit on the artists canceling the concert. I don’t believe they were duped, I just think they didn’t expect the concert to be the end of their careers, so now they’re bailing out due to all the hatred expressed online the last couple of days. You’re not fooling anyone, we see you.

Mike Judge made Idiocracy as a warning. We treated it as a tutorial. A pro wrestler president, a gilded White House, a birthday party nobody wants to perform at — and a star burning bright right before it implodes. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

So it looks like we’re having a “Marshall plan” for Iran, in the amount of 300 billion to pay for the damage we did. Winning?

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

Let's prioritize installing solar panels on structures like car parks and building rooftops instead of agricultural land, as this approach embodies sustainable development.

I'm not seeing enough rage that Rapist Trump is using the justice department to investigate his rape victim to punish her from coming forward.

I’ve never been so vain that I thought the song was about me.

Great question and concept

I'm ready for the west coast to secede. Fuck this shit man.

I hate it when I try to order a salad and my mouth says: "I'll have sixteen crispy tacos with extra cheese." 🌮😎🌮

I never sat like this in a car with my dad when I was a teen. 🤔

Armed Nazi thugs in tactical gear

Because of course

Never underestimate the stupidity of Texas. They’ve been voting in the same dumbass governor for how long? And let’s not forget Ted Cruz

Agree