If you’re reading this take a second to tense your shoulders and clench your jaw ❤️

How it feels to go to the mall to buy something

Our friends had a disco cowboy gay wedding!!

I speak a little German myself actually

something about that

Gonorrhea, 🎵 Here I go again 🎹

She was bald and owned it

he’s just a baby

Half moon Joe when I am in the Chat sending a highlighted B and getting others to

My most popular review on Google Maps is my college apartment complex

The property brothers endorsed Hilary Clinton in 2016. All lot people don’t remember this but I do

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

Me and my bf (gay) when we were in Dublin

XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.

Whole fucking time it’s been this woman ruining my life and causing my shoulder pain. What the fuck

Girl tbh I regret every moment I wasn’t kind when I had the opportunity to be

This doesn’t look like Hilary duffs signature at all

I want to know why I need a prescription to order dog medicine from Chewy. Are people out there snorting chewable heart worm prevention?

What’s a good thing to eat for someone just getting into food

These are some of my favorite pics I got during my European bus tour in London! I love traveling ❤️

I got to see the Real Miss Stone

I’m in London and they got the TOOT bus

I never said that. You’re putting turds in my mouth

Hey bud are you into discreet

I fucking hate fresh food! Why do people act like it’s so great?? That shit disintegrates into mold the fucking moment you expose it to air. I am going to eat frozen and processed food the rest of my life and it was be AMAZING FUCK you fresh food, you are WEAK

It’s gay guy Tuesday, here’s a gay guy post from me

Mold on food makes me so fucking angry. I was going to eat that and you had no fucking right to take it. Fuck you

How it feels when a twitch streamer reads the message I wrote in chat

It was a gay guy Christmas 🎄

I hope i get the latest gadget for christmas

what does he know

Why is Jonah Hill dressed like an Elusive Target from Hitman

When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay

New PC

It’s funny to think that the last Republican president who didn’t use cheat codes to win his election or start an insurrection was in 1988

Gay guys love to put our dogs in clothes

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

DoorDash should probably be illegal

Always blows my mind that people believe things like this