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gay and stupid (in that order)
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Paul F. Tompkins
5 months ago
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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DoorDash should probably be illegal
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Always blows my mind that people believe things like this
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I think the show Lizzy McGuire should’ve been about me it would’ve been more interesting
3 months ago
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I just need to fundamentally change every aspect of myself and then I’ll be fine
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It’s so weird when someone is British AND gay. That’s too many things! Pick one
4 months ago
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Need this!
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They should let you get an abortion at Claire’s
4 months ago
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Dee Dee Mega Doo doo
4 months ago
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If you can’t fuck yourself, how the fuck are you gonna fuck anyone else
5 months ago
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Alexa release my inhibitions
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helL
5 months ago
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Some acronyms they use where I work that I think they should consider changing: - STI - SUCC - CP - AARP - DOM
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This picture emits psychic damage
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Did Chappell Roan’s mom really say “you’re a pink pony girl, and you dance at the club” I feel like she wouldn’t have said it that way
5 months ago
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There are men on the Internet calling me “daddy”
5 months ago
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Yay my new yeti arrived
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The Onion
5 months ago
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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I wonder if some day we’ll have the technology to sell clothes that are the same size after you wash them as when you bought them
5 months ago
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When I first downloaded Scruff, I did not know very much about how HIV/PrEP etc. worked. So when a profile said someone was “undetectable” I thought it was implying they were good at Stealth missions or something
5 months ago
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No more movies or TV shows where it doesn’t all work out in the end. It needs to start working out in the end.
5 months ago
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POLE
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5 months ago
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I might lose followers for this but I’m Not sure the President is doing a very good job
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jamelle
5 months ago
in addition to being brazenly unprincipled, this is evidence that the conservatives KNOW trump is a mad king, but still want to imbue him with royal authority — against the well-documented history and tradition of the united states — out of their blinkered devotion to a narrow ideological project
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Thinking about changing my name and getting plastic surgery and moving to a city on the other side of the world. Does anyone have any experience with this
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mgayultra 👻 🎃
5 months ago
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What is the point of kitchen utensil that are not dish washer safe Who the fuck has time or energy for that
5 months ago
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Foreskin so big call that a fiveskin
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Sometimes I’ll be grocery shopping at Kroger or Albertsons and think “I wish I could buy all these products but 50% more expensive,” and that’s when I head to Tom Thumb
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I’m really slow to understand new gay slang so the first year all the young gays started calling me “bestie” I remember thinking “I don’t feel like I know him well enough to be called that”
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Do yall remember Sanjaya
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I think most people are bad
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Does anyone know if it gets better
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They replied….i feel so star struck
6 months ago
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This is a living document
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Editing the Blue-Gray Lady
6 months ago
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Coming Out of the Closet Was a Liberation. Why Are Some Peeking Back In?
Long a place of hiding and shame, it’s now being reconsidered in queer culture — and beyond.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/12/t-magazine/gay-closet-pee-wee-herman.html
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This guy used to have a phone number for tips in his bio and in college I would sometimes text him nonsense and waste his time
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6 months ago
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I asked chatgpt to draw my aura and she gave me this
6 months ago
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@halfmoonjoe.com
6 months ago
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Sexting bottoms but continually getting blocked bc I say “damn, you shit with that?” every time they send a pic
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I’ll probably die alone, but the sky is so blue today
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
6 months ago
I have but three moods these days: 1) depressed 2) enraged 3) panel discussion moderator
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How it feels to try and force yourself into good posture
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Hey! We’re all meeting up in the most crowded part of town in the middle of rush hour, and there’s no parking and we don’t live in NYC so you can’t take a bus or train. Hope to see you there!!!
6 months ago
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I want to have fun with my friends
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