This with Ave Maria playing:

(With regret) go cards

The Steelers offense trying to move the ball is like watching a 9 year old play Elden Ring on lethal difficulty and the Texans offense is CJ Stroud punching himself in the nuts

Someone get @aaronschatz.com on this

My experience in Washington DC this year has been held together by plant based restaurants. Everyone is either a cop, a west wing cosplayer, or a POC with a real job who is the nicest person I’ve met in a major metro. Just the vilest evil looking over some really cool people and places. So, America.

The most incredibly AFC thing to happen would be for one of these teams to win in what is definitely the most hideous fashion possible and go on to do the same in foxboro

What a split by partisanship

Fundraiser for Minneapolis ICE shooter that’s already raised $178,000 casually points out that the mayor is Jewish 😬

new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up

We have cleaned up the crime scene and blocked a local investigation and hidden the perpetrator and invaded the state and that is how you know that we are acting in good faith and that everything was the victim’s fault. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

We have a critical mass of credulous people in power

Buddy’s dad is a doctor who immigrated from South Asia. Said one of the most consistent issues he sees in American patients is the lack of fiber in their diet. It’s remarkable.

Ah yes just suggesting that there’s a “dual loyalty” of sorts. The omen is ill.

Very real chance that the Patriots make it to the Super Bowl by beating three straight teams that don’t have a functional offense

Was it @qbklass.bsky.social who said the response to people asking if Justin Herbert is still going to get excuses is “yes, as long as there are actual excuses?” Feel like watching him get folded in half behind a truly horrific offensive line all year should be an excuse to not win a playoff game.

Entire offense is Justin Herbert looking like this and that still might be enough for an upset lol

it's the american century of humiliation baby roll the clip

What’s interesting about this media blitz to characterize the “wine moms” as a terror network is that there isn’t a discernible base for it. Middle class white women were a swing bloc for the last few cycles.

I’m hearing the Jacksonville Jaguars lost to a team with a good quarterback

Many such cases

Getting big “high school baseball coach making their MLB prospect throw 197 pitches to win state” vibes from the Bills and Josh Allen

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

Give me a Griselda alt cast through the playoffs so I can hear Westside go DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO every time Allen shakes off three sacks

As of this morning, we have donated 225 meals to food pantries in Minnesota. Level up your NFL coverage for the playoffs, and let’s do some good. Together.

This is a cartoon about housing.

It is a happy accident that Chicagoans already do this over every feed. Could incorporate it into the fandom quite comfortably.

Hey the defense stinks and they still need a couple players on offense but the Bears are looking like the real deal Holyfield.

Didn’t understand Packers fans feeling fed up with LaFleur until I saw these 4th quarter play calls.

the way this game was going, letting the Bears score that quickly was probably best chance the Packers have.

Caleb's accuracy ranges from "I could have thrown a better ball than that" to the greatest thing you'll ever see on a throw by throw basis

Caleb Williams: good football player

I am in DC, the most evil city in America. Is there anything to do outside of business hours that does not cost $4000

The people who mock gender studies are perversely the most compelling case for studying it

I sometimes miss X because it really is a place to see the most bugfuck insane people just let their shit hang out.

if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement

God bless, the Patriots are shut out

Mendoza and Cignetti

My “Hey don’t kill people” brand is really breaking people’s brains it seems

Indiana blocks a punt.

Now streaming on Shudder, cuties!

Just gonna keep this in rotation because oh my god

Indiana is playing #HonorableBall right now. If you try to run it from the gun on 3rd & short, you must be punished.

Curt Cignetti has a sharingan but I can’t prove it yet

Trying to head off the stuff we’re seeing in New York, he says. Demons!

Entire offense is Justin Herbert looking like this and that still might be enough for an upset lol