The monks prepared him for this

You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.

In case you went to bed early and missed the greatest single performance in the history of sports:

Let's check back in on this guy

Fuck Carson Beck and his shitty Lambo. My mom said he looks like Napoleon Dynamite in the face. Have fun living in Miami, dip shit.

Jeff Brohm is out of control lol, three QBs out there, all split out wide with WR taking the snap.

I'm convinced that people who support this are aware that they are the bad guys and approve of that

Settlers use a baby as a human shield to block aid trucks from entering Gaza

Just found out that Darren Sproles never made a pro bowl which is a sign that the pro bowl should be abolished

There it is

There's a ratio developing but we can do better than this

Earlier today I was listening to one of the hosts from Here and Now repeatedly ask a resident from Southeast Chicago whether throwing rocks at ICE was justified. And finally she just said, "They invaded our community. They have machine guns."

Thinking about the person who said other countries are also morally compromised because they haven't totally cut us adrift

This is what weird twitter was attempting to be imo. Time to fully commit, though.

🚨The war on Antifa has begun, with the FBI canvassing informants for insights on the group, scrutinizing financial records and gathering intelligence on left-wing affinity groups, sources tell me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/inside-the...

Tactful, "regretful" murder instead of celebratory murder

KY Dems are useless to a comical degree but there is something uniquely damning about KY Republicans, too. They should be able to do whatever they want but even their internal front runners are deeply unliked.

Looking forward to the congressional hearings in which Republicans demand that the president of an Ivy League school resign over this.

Seeing a lot of people talking about keeping the neighborhoods safe from fed freaks in places like Chicago and soon to be a lot of places. "Optics" is overused and misunderstood. Where it is super meaningful is to have a bunch of normies milling about during stand offs. Hell, even the goofy frogs.

It's a great thing that we've permitted (inculcated, really) an ethos among local law enforcement that they can also be like this so long as they keep a slush fund of tax dollars to pay out settlements and occasionally fire a patsy.

this damn team has existed since 1920

May God forgive those who believe history began on 10/7 and may God punish those who tricked them

It would be so funny to see a kicker slip trying to make a walk off in the rain. This might be the guy to do it.

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.

Jake Moody about to apply to be a substitute teacher back at his old high school

Normally a sucker for a black alternate uniform but the Commandos really look like an arena team. They need to just wear the throwbacks with the spear on the helmet. Daniels deserves better.

Josh Allen is very pissed. This is the power of the Atlanta throwbacks.

Joe Brady dialing up a real screamer

sometimes satire hits too close to home and then it’s just traumatic

He really is a cartoon character

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once: — Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — Against raising the minimum wage — Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

Went to the Colts game today. They knew I would be there and wanted it to be dramatic. That's why it was close.

Defund the Police was pragmatism. Abolish Ice was pragmatism. Unpack the Courts was pragmatism. Oppose Netanyahu’s Genocide was pragmatism.

the thing that controls all culture and politics should maybe have some rules around it. we’re spitballing folks.

This really makes it sound like a Border Patrol agent tried to kill an anti-ICE activist in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him

I went ahead and did the starting work for someone who wants to chase this angle. Most right-wing influencers who participated in the "Antifa" roundtable at the White House yesterday have easily provable ties to TPUSA (8 of 12). The other four need a closer look I don't have time for right now.

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands? chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨ Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

It's boring to say it at this point but I simply must reiterate that I fucking hate living in a world where people who are known best for the many, easily refuted lies they tell are getting everything they wanted and are still lying to people who know they are lying but don't care.

“Everyone who is rich enough or close enough to reactionary politics is effectively in a cult with beliefs loonier than the median Heaven’s Gate member” is a relatively straightforward description of the current moment. I don’t know how we live like this

News footage from Portland shows a calm, tranquil city. But an AI video that Stephen Miller texted to Donald Trump shows the city as a burning hellhole. The truth may lie somewhere in between.

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The more I read about the ceasefire the more saddened I get. People cannot and will not read. Add that to their staggering lack of empathy. Man.

Worth noting that Mark Bray's book is really good and you should read it

He was losing opportunities to hug and kiss his blood boy

In my experience, treating fascists like a joke is very effective at frustrating them. Not a substitute for actually beating them, but morale is extremely important for both sides. Just saying.

Bringing back shame would be great