Fellow 28 year old knows who Billy Mays is... but has no idea what Oxi-clean is?

I dunno, even at my most cynical, do not think I could’ve predicted how stupid and cruel this country would become

Just made my @texastribune.org donation for the year after reading the excellent election coverage for Tuesday!

Happy Koe Wetzel day to all who celebrate.

I fear for the rest of my life, this will be how I learned.

So we're doing this

Help, my symbol. She is very unresolved external.

I wish men could read the room wrt when people want to discuss finance.

Who else up compiling

Tired: shower beer Wired: shower scotch

So down bad I need to be put down, bad.

Wait fuck I wallowed too long and now I'm not sleepy or productive. Fuck.

Dorian's talk was _very_ funny and very well-received. You should come along to Austin Systems too! Sign up at austinsystems.org

Very upset to be longing for a C23 feature.

Group chats in Spotify feels very "every program will eventually develop the ability to send email"

OH: "if I was afraid of fabuloso, we could talk"

and when i talk online in “private” spaces like discord, DMs, group chat, etc i just assume someone else is listening or will see screenshots of what i say, it’s the only truly safe way to live on the internet nowadays

Can all you Valentines fuckers stop waking 1mph holding hands, I have bars to get to.

So the Spotify prompted playlists slap.

They should make a bluesky that loads images again.

i am 100% gonna delete this post in a few minutes lmao

So the Philips HUE people cannot scan a QR code to save their lives.

computer, write discord 2. no mistakes pls

Any C/C++ ever build what I want on the first attempt challenge.

So tired of Windows. Makes me want to look for a new job instead of, you know, doing my job.

Having a very "if you want things done right, you have to do it yourself" Monday

Getting real tired of working on windows tbqh

Drills should still have bubble levels (side and back) in them. I want good ANC and a boom mic. I don't want to choose. Put the power brick in the monitor. This has been James's Sunday night grievances.

Why doesn't anyone make a drill with a bubble level anymore?

Sleeping in my office for a few days and the only thing that sucks is the stupid blue light on my Dell dock's power cord.

Days of my life ruined by SLES++

Gonna make everyone who didn't like my take on Cowboy Carter listen to me whine about Jelly Roll until their eyes glaze over.

There was a time when liberal was synonymous with someone who did not believe we needed significant institutional reform. Eventually the definition shifted to anyone who wasn't functionally a communist. Now every liberal I know thinks 99% of elected republicans should be hanged.

Lord help me, I think I want a cammo shirt.

I need to do a 6th Street night where I go to all the horrible looking places just to do it once.

I should make my terminal bell the hit marker noise.

They should make caffeinated chocolate milk.

Apparently I'm the bad guy for eating breakfast without giving notice.

I'm thinking about bathrooms again

'@' as your s-command separation character? Are you okay?

Not to be a disappointment to my father, but I think I want a wall-mount bathroom sink.

So did they just give the artists their vevo accounts?

So Terri Clark's earrings had to be scandalous in the 90s, right?

It's not The Mummy, but you could do worse than Heathers(1989) for a bisexual awakening movie.

> If you're going to send it, something shorter and more confident might actually land better and feel less like you're preemptively apologizing for your own existence. But that's a stylistic call. Well just read me to filth why don't you, Claude.

I think I'm headed for a full relapse in my relationship with dishwashers.

Currently running an unmanageable number of password managers.

Okay maybe all my friends who told me 1P was the way to go are right. Bitwarden kinda... sucks?

Creating a version of make that will only consider files older than half it's age + 7

50 thousand people, 10s of billions in revenue. You would think someone could configure the fucking printer.