the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers

Watching Heated Rivalry and I've decided to learn what a "bruin" is

Waco don't constantly fuck up the highway worse than cities 10 times your size challenge.

It's cool how we do Pop-Tarts Midsommar during football games now

Life's too short to live in Dallas.

i made caffeine mistakes again, while trying to power through the return of the king, the film with 1000 endings

Hey HP, it'd be really great if having the serial number I'd a product could tell me all the info about that product.

There are more rounding behaviors in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Just learned there's a gay hockey show

Cancelling plans requiring a 1.5 hour drive through traffic across town really does feel as good as they say. I'm worried this friendship has run its course but these sweatpants feel great.

Going to start assigning my family members semvers so I can sort by "family order" easily

Getting tired of standing in my parents' laundry room. I should buy a wireless serial adapter.

Gas stations with ads I can't mute make me petty. This place has a 2-star review now.

Put the 2FA code in the damn subject line.

Disappointed to learn NHL players no longer have to wear a suit to work.

Any chance I can be visited by the ghost of Christmas productivity?

Would it be Christmas if I wasn't debugging the Linux USB stack?

Alright we're trying fancy zones again, wish me luck.

We're just doing a "James sets up Windows" grievance thread now.

Under no load the copilot button hammers perf like nothing I've ever seen. Mouse stutters wildly, won't take any input, and then it disappears. So anyway I lost Print Screen for this. I have the !on-device copilot that works pinned to my taskbar. I'll hack the registry to get print screen back.

Did windows change the copilot logo after putting it on a laptop button? Lol.

I'd pay real money for an uncut version of the John Green Dr.Pepper video.

Currently plotting a needlessly homosexual ruse.

I've been up for 14 minutes and seen 2 instances of "let's immiserate drivers" instead of 1) alternative solutions people want 2) making the cars less lethal again

Searching my soul to pick a default emoji react.

"Shut down" is not a question. "Shut down" means I am flipping the switch on the PSU in 15 seconds, hide your write buffers.

Starting a 3 month Kagi trial today. This is your chance to bias me towards/against it.

Having a "Bad Day by Daniel Powter" bad day.

Who up converting markdown to typst?

Discovering that the LA bowl is host by "Gronk". I'm only 28. I shouldn't be wondering if Gronk is a "who" or a "what".

Uber: lies damned lies.

How do I tell image search I want the gay version of the meme and not the anime version?

Me pulling an ascot out tonight

I'll admit I'm not thrilled with the person that decided on enforcing password rotation on ticketmaster. The last 2 digits are "03" now so I hope you're happy.

35 diamond ore before my first redstone ore. Look man I just want a comparator.

Imagining if Mary Shelley was around to Post

Spotify has a bug where if you are on the desktop client or in-browser on desktop, you can add all songs on the album to any playlist *except* "Liked Songs" (the special playlist). I assume this is downstream of mobile features for LS. Thanks guys, now my dad has to do all this on his phone.

Rules++ "No more grad students"

Life's too short to live in Dallas

Just had one of the worst 24 hour periods of my 3.5 years at $dayjob. Like the other top contenders for worst day, this was very largely due to the Microsoft Windows operating system. Deeply unserious collection of software. The hate I feel right now is immense.

Who else up doing git bisect?

Never check with a build what can be checked with raw clang

Git's bullshit makes me irrationally angry.

The college era "stressed about this exam before thanksgiving" is now the adult era "stressed about open enrollment before thanksgiving"

Why can't we have a standard for power buttons on USB-C/Thunderbolt docks?

Time to have a beer and read more of the Rust Book

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I hate buying stuff I'm just so bad at it.

I will never understand the amount of vacuuming that occurs in my parents' house. It's 8pm. What needs to be vacuumed at 8pm?

The more I think about this the madder I get! Do a DNS query for MX records! If they’re there it’s probably being used for email!