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I have figured out how to tell people which university I did undergrad at now.

I think Sisyphus would have loved doing Gacha pulls.

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or they’ll call slaw enforcement

COLLECT MY 8 RED COINS

Can we take a second to appreciate how the Hollow Knight cake conspiracy turned out to be right on the money?

I made the mistake of knowing people who were getting back into Warframe a few weeks ago. Now I've added 120 hours to my account and beaten fashion frame with a trans pride Grendel.

I don't think I endorse its message despite countless hours trying to divine its meaning.

Dear trains, I love you. Sincerely, CANNIBAL SOUP.

I think I'm just a Hatsune Miku fanboy now, and I don't really know how I got here.

they're making me work instead of playing balatro so in retaliation i am playing balatro instead of working

Trying to gold stake Balatro's black deck makes me wonder who hurt Local Thunk.

One Piece Fan Letter good. Go watch One Piece Fan Letter.

I wanna hate pharma reps for reasons that I hope are obvious, but sometimes they bring me Noodles and Company... and it makes it hard.

i genuinely wanted to draw all of them but i ran outta time

Scott Pilgrim, but instead of fighting the evil exes to date Ramona Flowers, they just fight the evil exes because they're assholes and deserve to get jumped.

I'm glad tiktok is back, but I can't see the Donald Trump dick sucking as anything other than a bad sign of what's coming next.

“I’m not autistic but here’s this thing I do that’s the MOST AUTISTIC THING EVER” - ancient undiagnosed proverb

balatro cards are called shit like "The Quiet Stillness" and "Goofy Ahh Joker" and one of them will give you 10 chips for making a pair while the other multiplies your score by your social security number every time you make a Royal Flush House

balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders

I sat and thunk about it for a while, and I have decided my top 5 games I played in 2024 are: 1. Balatro 2. Into The Breach 3. Another Crab's Treasure 4. Windblown 5. Risk of Rain 2: Seekers of the Storm Reasoning for each is included below.

I've spent the last two hours watching my friend crash out over Balatro. I have never been more concerned and entertained.

If #SpiderVerse is a comic book, Venom would be ink spilled onto the page. This is the idea that inspired me to animate this shot of #Venom. I rotoscoped every frame of my 3D animation with India ink, then scanned it back into the computer. It took 2 months but I’m happy with it! #animation #b3d

Just explained to a friend of a friend that the model for the snakes added to Snakewater in TF2 have more polygons than any single mercenary, and it made him do a factory reset. It's been a good night.

The painful yin and yang of gaming As a kid: Have the time No money As an adult: Have the money No time

Saying a person has autism is rapidly becoming my biggest pet peeve. Like autistic people just find some autism in the street and say "Sure. Why not?"

One Piece brainrot is severe bro instead of "I'm locked in" I say "I'm getting Sanji pregnant" cause of this stupid post

This is absolutely wild! Balatro is in the top 5 of Steam Deck’s most played games. What an honour to be alongside these incredible titles! It's so good to see so many of Jimbo's Friends in the top five with us, talk about a stacked hand! 🃏

People keep calling me out today.

i do not fuck with any burrito without heft. If ur shit is convenient and portable, take it elsewhere, i want a burrito that is burdensome, unworthy....and when i raise it to my mouth, i should feel the weight of the mistake im about to make

Something about getting Chef's Eclipse 8 badge with a Remote Caffeinator build feels so right.

staring into the void with this chubby cat

Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.

I can't believe they didn't announce Concord 2. This is truly a loss for the industry.

Risk of Rain 2 patch notes look good. I'm sorry Balatro, but my ex is calling. And she's not interested in sharing.

Shoutout to Github. If nobody else has me, I know some random person there has me.

I guess we're describing ourselves with 4 games now.

Count your days Ken Garff Honda. I didn't want your emails the first two times I unsubscribed from them and I still have no interest in paying for your overpriced services now.

One Piece chapter 1133, I love you. You make me cry in the club, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

I'm so cooked when Balatro gets cross platform progression between Steam and Mobile.

If you see this, quote an anime you love.

Risk of Rain 2 lore might be peak. You mean to tell me that an alien god with the ability to control fundamental elements of the universe folds like a quesadilla when he fights a forklift certified certified baddie with some crowbars and the wedding rings she stole from a gay lizard couple? Alright.