this dog ass website

downstairs at a hotel breakfast listening to a fellow goofy-class dad explain to his kid what animals he’s more powerful than. they think he’s more powerful than the dog, but a deer would destroy him, which I feel is a very fair ranking and about where I would class myself

I made this purely to amuse myself and maybe dozens of other Canadians

🚨 NASA has BANNED astronaut Martin Waulf from bringing his three-screen gooning rig aboard the Artemis II. “Gooning is not conducive to a productive lunar mission,” said NASA Commander Ed Branch. LIKE and SHARE if you think astronauts should be allowed to #GoonOnTheMoon!

Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo

it has come to my attention that many people here do not know which sentai characters smoke weed! thank goodness I’m here to help, just like my friends the kikai sentai zenkaigers GOSHIKEDA KAITO kaito is a good boy who DOES NOT smoke weed. what if he needs to drive someone to the hospital

one of the trials of mighty canadian hercules is getting a bottle of bailey’s open for the second time

i just heard the milan rink play prerecorded organ music during the break. this, to me, is stolen valour! unless they barely finished that rink on time because the organ shipment was late, a temporary barn like this should be limited to jock jams only

in light of recent news youtu.be/l5obLmJ4O9E?...

a good tip to anyone watching the news right now is to watch columbo instead

it’s the leafs’ fault, of course

I would like to buy a membership to mary brown’s chicken

@japan you think you’re special

it is nice to see the americans out and about today

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

i reviewed NBA 2K26 for @endlessmode.bsky.social because someone had to while you're all playing silksong: www.endlessmode.com/article/comm...

halo anniversary collection’s multiplayer servers enter the Age of Fear as adam cole exits his chrystalis and spreads his hideous wings as a Full Timer Gamer

you feel me?

Gary has at least a three quarter chub right now

sink florida sink

I am filled with mirth and cheer

good boy Riley

dive

McCabe boarding a flight to Istanbul to fix that dinner plate on his dome the moment this series is over

toronto maga leafs

mauro if you step on the push-up bit tonight i'm going to start taking bradshaw's side

it was nice of noah to send kaito to this maple leaf show, although they'll probably give d'amore a hard time for not making him look like a fuckface idiot loser

man the third tamagami is such a good dude. i wish he could come on the journey through the demon realm

I think the crisis of young men could be solved if dads and uncles could put aside their differences and agree to let them all have a beer, but only if they’re working on something, and if only if they stay in the garage where their mothers can’t see

it’s nice to see them dig up majima’s old dumbass minions but this is all I think when I see them

we survived the timeline set by speculative fiction by an extra five years, so that’s not so bad

the stupid fucking laser pucks were just the start

the grinch is like goku -built for evil but chooses to be good -gains unbelievable strength when pushed to the brink of defeat (heart growing three sizes = super saiyan) -would annihilate a roast beast

hmm 🤔 @aceattorney.capcomusa.com

i don’t know much about monkey family dynamics but from what I’ve seen at the zoo, many young monkeys experience behavioural issues that would be helped by having a strong uncle presence in their lives

“i’ll be a monkey’s uncle” being an antievolution bit from the stupid ages is ridiculous. I would be proud to be a monkey’s uncle

wrestling companies, if you want to actually make generational fans, run a family show at 10am where most of the matches are dance competitions. Preschoolers want to see safe friendly violence

my kid asked to watch princess wrestling (tjpw) this morning and was annoyed that the audience is all old men instead of kids like her, so if anyone asks, those are all the dads of the wrestlers who are there to watch their recital

if I have one criticism of this place is that I see this picture too often attached to enough information to steal someone’s entire life

garfield is wwe and heathcliff is aew

the t in tournament stands for tien shinhan

people ask me: aren't tien shinhan and tien the same guy? the answer is no. tien shinhan is cool and powerful and confident and has a volleyball attack. tien only went to the tournament of power because earth has exactly eleven fighters and one of them was having a nap at the time

here are some things tien shinhan knows how to do that goku doesn’t -solar flare (100% effective version from extra eye) -evil containment wave (would have worked on king piccolo without fuck finish) -become four dudes -NEO TRI BEAM

tien shinhan vs trunks in mr. satan's intergalactic tournament is the best opening match of all time competitive, clean finish, builds trunks up to get squashed by bojack so gohan beating him means something. absolutely selfless toriyama would have been booker of the year in another dimension

this is TIEN SHINHAN -clean W over goku -flies without dumbass cloud -grows extra arms for battle -lunchpail blueliner who puts in the work and eats up minutes against elite fighters -pulled bad launch -certified beauty. absolute stud

Zoë Sager vs Willow Nightingale youtu.be/dNzGs4T4QM8?...