I take pride in my priorities. What y'all doin? 🪄💅🏽🤌🏽

Just saw a sign, the ones you have to put the letters up, that said: MEDICINE LOAN CLOSET What the fuck? 😂

I love Snorse

I'm not even close to being done (the "half face" thing was a cool thing I saw someone else do, and sure why not), but, why does this feel like the best I've probably literally ever done? I'm kinda surprised at the sudden acceptance of "hecc yeah, and I ain't even CLOSE to finished!"

I'm painting Dongfang Quincang. Again. NO ONE CAN STOP ME, EITHER!!!!!

OPPS BE WARNED, I HAVE A NEW DIALOGUE OPTIONS. Because I have a love for Tales from the Gas Station, next time some starts acting sideways, im just gonna tell them to cool it before I make sure they tune their lifesong.

"Time Moves Faster on Mars, and Scientists Just Proved It." ScienceDaily, I thought we all already knew this? Given it's rotation and orbit and all...? ...no? Ok.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN, AND BELOVED ALLIES, LEND ME THINE KIITTTIES! Okay. So yes, kitties please! I need some help with art block, so, show me your cats and tell me their names, and! How you see them! I will NOT use any cats for art without permission, and a copy is yours.

My brother fucking named his ship "Legislator of Family Values" on Helldivers and wtf did I expect? 😂😂😂

In my effort to heed the advice of my therapist in noticing and noting emotions, as I'm not great with naming emotions lol like, at all. I can't wait to te tell her "Carrless Whisper shuffled it's left into my playlist and I laughed the entire time." But will I tell her I'm stoned?

Aaannnddd, Merry Christmas from dad. 🤣🤣 (Mom and I are debating, loudly, if he meant to have his own stub in the pic, because I know dad so yes, she thi ks otherwise. Dad ain't saying shit, which means I'm right. 🤣) Merry Christmas, y'all! 🥳🫂

Merry Christmas, from my brothers. 🫠😂

Self awareness is important, kids.

I love when science tells me exactly how fucked I am.

Ngl, I nearly cried when my mom said she had come to accept that she can't listen to music anymore, even at church, so I got her the same ones I have, the TOZO Hybrid uh..3? Idk. But big ups to TOZO! Now she can listen to music and phone calls so much better. Thank you, TOZO! #TOZO #THEGOAT

Monday with mom is going...great. 🫠🙃

So, there's a show from 2022 called Yakamoz S-245, and from what I can tell by the description and little info box, it's basically S. D. Locke's Proposal (SCP-001 "When Day Breaks") but acted out, seemingly without the SCP. Wtf? 🤣

From my husband, with love. 😂 #music open.spotify.com/track/62fPmX...

My Saturday night is doodling while my husband shit talks about my brothers, to my brothers, during Helldivers. Husband: Yeah, dude, I already know about the Cock Rock. Me: [desperately trying not to spit out my drink, hubby notices] Husband: Oh yeah, babe! We got Cock Rocks! Me:

I've been awake for almost 24 hours now. Why? I don't know, but here we are!

Not counting YO MOMMA, presumably.

Smiling like a dumbass scrolling through Teen Wolf episode card titles just to see my name on TV. 😅 IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN, AND I REALLY LIKE THE CHARACTER WITH MY NAMESAKE OK JUST LET ME HAVE THIS

Me watching episode 8 of 3% in these trying times

If you can't gush about pen brands with your therapist, get a new therapist.

Hey, historians? We're people as shouty as shows and movies make them out to be? I know media can either over or under dramatize something, but God. I'd lose my marbles if people screamed names at me while I'm eating.

At my funeral I want the priest to read out a long bit about how much I loved darts. I don’t love darts but my family and friends will be like “wow we never really knew him”.

No one: CSP Assest store:

I told my husband what hapoened when I fell, and the very kind young-ish, maybe 20's(??), Asian man saw me crash and basically appeared from the darkness, while asking if I'm okay,am I hurt; again, he was truly kind. My husband's response? "So, you were in a kdrama intro scene?" 😐😂

Holy hell, I went to get my curly girl stuff from the mail, and my shoes that hate me rolled and I went down harder than the American government. I even got the scrapes. Thanks, Trump.

My husband and I were talking, and he was fired up and said "OH YEAH, WE NEED AN INDIGENOUS PRESIDENT, RIGHT NOW, FOR SO MANY REASONS!!" and I wheeze laughed until I remembered there's actually never been one, and that maybe that should really change. But will it happen; the forever question.

Okay. So, I invite all families I can fit into my tiny apartment if you're in my area and want a safe place to holiday at. Anyone else up for making holidays a lot more fun AND safe?✋🏽

Yeah, because women never do anything wrong and Christian women would especially NEVER do anything awful! It's only men. Men are always AWFUL! THEY RUIN EVERYTHING! It's always about one gender or the other, and you wonder why the playing field is off.

We got woken up and made it everyone else's problem, then went back to sleep. Jupiter Jazz, everyone.

THIS

"I promise you, God doesn't care if you're gyaru." That's something I actually said. Idk who I am anymore 😂

New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Dude is gonna learn so much about Skyrim and alternate tuning systems.

Well, whatever 3I/ATLAS was or was not just got vibe checked by the sun. It's in 3 peices now. Handle that information however you will.

happy epstein thermonuclear launch day to all who celebrate

So many Christians, so little Christ-like behavior. Words are meaningless anymore until action supports and continues to do so. Another war, Atlas bringing aliens - I don't care anymore. Whatever happens, happens. Nothing fucking matters anymore.

Oh my God, I think I really am gonna like this Pope, too. Vatican, you're on a good roll. This is a triumph.👏🏼👏🏼🤌🏽 Seriously, the real talk they're NOT AT ALL ASHAMED (not that they should be), to be be firing shots exactly where they need to go. Not bad, Holy Dads. ✊🏼🪶

"Pope Leo said Scripture emphasizes the question that will be posed at the end of the world: 'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..." chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...

WELL, so, clouds were wildin out, but the sun's gasses issues will never be outdone, and uh, something glitched in the corner? So, really, hitting all the high notes of watching auroras on a cloudy night and minor glitching. 🤷🏽‍♀️✨️

HAHAHAHA MY PHONE STYLUS WORKS ON MY WACOM TABLET AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY FOR REASON IDEK. HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

WHY ARE WE GIVING ANYONE, ESPECIALLY FUCKIN SAM ALTMAN WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM?! WHAT THE FUCK

You know you know too much about the dumbest shit when Archive81's 3rd opener for the episode was absolutely right from Local 58. "Pulic Access Channel 56" on a show based on found footage? Pffffftttttt....

What he said: 💯 🎯

My husband spilled the tea about how my brother makes literally everyone but my brother and one other guy DEEPLY UNSETTLED. Apparently, animatedly talking to oneself is creepy (he's always done it, it's just how he sorts things out), but Jasin made it worse by showing him the Dungeons and Daddies