a girl with a nice ass told me I have a nice ass Enjoy your Thursdays y’all 🥰🥰🥰

Free hugs for all. Take as many as you need ❤️

BOOTS and GLUTES

I know stutters must be absolutely miserable to live with but I find them insanely adorable

Remembering VA before weed was legal makes always makes me giggle. I bought a $200 clip art photo of an acorn. It wasn’t even cropped. And it was signed.

If I’ve done it once, I can do it again

mindful Mondays ✨it’s a great week for a great week! I wonder what we’ll learn

call her Teri Thatcher cause they’re real and they’re spectacular 🤪

This little one might want to take us up on the offer to come in (I offer every year, they never do)

I LOVE BEING A STRONG GIRLUH! 🥰

Now you’re singin’ with a swing 💃🏼

Schemers

I do not want to be taught, I simply wish to know

Hearing Ariana say Adam Sandler characters made her cry is so dang validating I thought I was so crazy for sympathizing so much with his characters 😭

Got some acrylic stands to display my nintendo handhelds 👾

I could start a stand up routine just from my experiences with online dating “I’m 26 and not 35 like my profile says, I hope that doesn’t sour things” is literally the most 26 year old thing you could have said to me

Just learned my parents refer to making the bed as “making the bouncy bounce” which, now that I’m typing it, sounds like a sexual innuendo. perhaps if you say it with an English accent, the true effect will take hold

joyous as a mf

Wait-

stopped living life on hard mode ✅

Is this snowman on the nice list?

sundaze

This is what my brother asked for for Christmas. Not the set of 6, but just 1. He just wants a single red restaurant cup.

yo coffee

Watchin’ Wren wren watch

Keep choosing to move forward, no matter how many times it takes.

i made bibimbap using frozen meatballs everything I learned I’ve learned from cutthroat kitchen

not a crabby girl, and that’s okay

2025 was for self care, self reflection, and acceptance 2026 is for application, execution and growth

“Leave them alone for a few days. Let the sun shine on them, let the rain fall on them. Soon your seeds will start to grow.”

Gearing up for another wonderful Christmas of being my own husband! Ooo I wonder what I’ll get 🥰

King Kenji

definitely nap time

Vicki Sawyer

family subtly letting me know they’d like breakfast for dinner by repeatedly walking past my door and mentioning “bacon and EGGS?!”

spatial awareness has always been just a suggestion for me…I actually just love running into doorframes

You look great, serene and clear.

my niece says “shushi” 🥰🤭🍣

Concert was cancelled so here’s what I WOULD have worn 🥺

Good morning, I hope something incredible happens to you today.

Bought concert tickets for my older sister and I and I’m not even gonna ask her to pay me back 😎 sugasista

sausage tortellini soup bby