I’m so sad I can’t make it to Black Americana Fest this weekend!!! Everyone should go! Jenn of Dusky Waters is crazy talented!!!!

Steroid pill 🤮 steroid shot 🥰

just got the fun butt steroid shot and zpac combo 💪🏼

just got the fun butt steroid shot and zpac combo 💪🏼

A person protesting the Jimmy Kimmel show suspension outside the Disney lot today holds a sign that says: “Did you even watch ANDOR?” (Picture credit: westernwilder on Twitter)

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

My dorm neighbor and I my freshman year were very into Robert Redford. Had movie nights, had a big poster. Back when Netflix sent dvds! We decorated our stairwell with pictures of him for a dorm contest that we did not win (robbed). His episode of twilight zone remains 1 of my favorites to this day

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

can they just give me the degree already 😭 I know this playlist is as sick of me as I am of IT damn

Finished my diva shoe!!! And she lights up 👀 adding that video next

A new program the libraries are running for a limited time here in New Orleans! Free food, books, and bilingual discussion 💜🥳

When your brother feels a need to lowkey rep your home team but knows not to wear that shit too openly around me 😂 WHO DAT

WIP muses shoe She’s a such a divaaaaaaaa

We’re coming up to the New Orleans Primary & General Elections. As always make sure all your information is correct & active voterportal.sos.la.gov Primary Early Voting: 9/27-10/4 (closed 9/28) Primary Election Day: 10/11 General Early Voting: 11/1-11/8 (closed 11/2) General Election Day: 11/15

I know *you* know I sell prints, but someone else might not know and this post is letting *them* know… 🌁 - scottcolesbyjr.darkroom.com

it's a little fucked up that occasionally has two c's and two L's but only one s!!!!

In June, Latricia Green pleaded for a protection order from her ex-husband. It was denied. She asked again in July. It wasn’t served. She was shot and killed by her ex-husband this morning inside a Detroit hospital

watching dbacks home runs and man it’s gotta be so cool to be able to hit ANYTHING that hard and that far!

"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" not true have u ever had a donut

I had a nightmare two nights ago that I grew two extra tits overnight in weird spots and it was so alarming that I still feel nervous to this moment!!!!

Interesting that ICE is offering student loan repayment as an enticement for its recruits. I thought student debt was the province of whiny elites.

Got lots of compliments on my shirt today! A gift during coach appreciation week from my team last year 😭

Saw this on insta and thought I’d share here!

everyone on this season of big brother looks like they were ripped from a guess who game

brb crying finally seeing a woman call balls and strikes behind the plate 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#Saints Sunday Begins!!

divaaaaas

First day of year 14 in the books! A kindergartner said to me, “hello, old friend!” We’ve never met, but I love that energy. It was chaos all day but so much more fun to see kids giggling, chatting, and LEARNING on day 1 of school. Thanks for y’all’s support!

went to a clay pigeon thing yesterday for a friend’s birthday. It was a nice, quiet spot. The clothing theme was hunting, but this was the best I could do lol I would say I have stormtrooper accuracy

i finished it yay hopefully they like it

people time and time again in this country show they do not love children as much as they love money anyway happy first day of school eve <3 if you see me on here yell at me to finish my unit plan it's due at midnight

i'm in charge of parent drop off AND parent pick up this year which means i get to be fussed at by parents twice a day in all sorts of weather :)

custodians broke my intervention cart over the summer 💔💔💔 Michael’s here I come I guess rip

had the time of my LIFE in the new Jurassic park movie omg

After floods killed more than 130 people and initially left over 100 missing in Kerr County, first responders and volunteers have worked to return cherished belongings swept away in the disaster. NBC News spoke with locals about the items recovered and their powerful meaning. nbcnews.to/4lDecwx

FYI they have a fundraising page below. They are hoping to rehire some staff if they can scrape together some budget www.saveblackhistory.org

If Hulk Hogan had wanted me to be sad about his death, he wouldn't have spent his life being an enormous piece of shit.

let me know if yall see the four horsemen cuz this nonstop rolling thunder and orange sky is unsettling

Currently #booksky

do I look silly in this hat be honest plz I can take it!!!!!! I’ve had it for a few weeks but wore it outside the house for the first time today 😂

even at the time, Mark Twain was roasting this kind of airless romanticization of aristocracy in the South as "the sillinesses and emptinesses, sham grandeurs, sham gauds, and sham chivalries of a brainless and worthless long-vanished society"

TYSM to everyone who has donated or shared my classroom wishlist! Budget cuts are v real this year. Lots of basics listed & some fun books. No photos of kids cuz privacy but here’s some of us teachers having fun and being silly at school! bit.ly/3IjdsOw

It hits different when the therapist says it’s abuse. Even if you already knew it in your heart.

until everyone got hooked on chat gpt and the like i don’t think i understood what my teachers meant when they said ‘when you cheat, you’re only cheating yourself’

TYSM to everyone who has donated or shared my classroom wishlist! Budget cuts are v real this year. Lots of basics listed & some fun books. No photos of kids cuz privacy but here’s some of us teachers having fun and being silly at school! bit.ly/3IjdsOw

NOVA is the best. I have learned so much science from NOVA and the many incredible NSF and NASA funded research projects it features

shout out to word counter . net fr fr because I have a professor who takes a point off for every word over the limit so now I just type all my shit in there first

started my run about an hour late (never again omg) and now am working on my grad school final and keep spelling things the Spanish way but it's English so prayers up for me please