remember when everyone was mad at beck for making a trap song

in my “scrub bottoms are pants” era

the medical term for a hamster with cancer is canster

good clouds this morning, nice job sky and atmosphere

“I love you like I love Fresca” is the one no one seems to pick up on

Jane Goodall has died of the US

today at work we are puzzling over why the hell chinchillas live so long and for what

(trying to shoehorn moby dick onto azure moon) In this one ahab and queequeg are in love

I regret to report that Uptown is Uptown-ing

Jake Parker came to my house and took all my art and supplies and chased me five blocks and stole my keys

i picture melville slowly building an interesting south pacific character, ultimate badass, greatest harpooner of all time, rippling muscled body covered in exotic tattoos, quiet, brooding, strong, virile, and then reading it all back and kind of whispering under his breath "fuck.. he's fuckin hot"

john how should I live

the salt shed is a baffling and intricate complex

ready to bask in john darnielle’s warm glowing warming glow

man the small time journalists covering this broadview shit should be paid 1000000 dollars

wurster call me

when does the john darnielle/carl newman collab happen. I have faith in this thing I made up on the basis of one Instagram post 3 years ago

is it safe to wear my new pornographers shirts yet 💀

mountain goats I would die for you but I wish I was seeing Godspeed in a cemetery tonight

there are more parry mechanics in heaven and earth, horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy

trying to get guinea pig meds filled. we are at ten plus minutes and 3 pharmacists just to register it in the computer

this is so cool but you know how people are gonna take this info and run with it

am I seeing this right. there’s a mobile fire emblem spinoff that’s among us and all the characters are were animals. sure. whatever. every day is a fire hose of bullshit

pffft ICE tryna come to Roger’s Park. we will spank your ass and send you whimpering

anyway been working what’s the horseshit so far today

for many years I resisted getting into the Mountain Goats because Reasons, but it gives me some bitter comfort that Reasons would haaaaaaate John Darnielle

If I Think You Should Leave came out when I was 14 I would have been terminally obsessed with tim robinson

oh my god the nazis used the pokemon theme song in an ad, please lord let TPC sue, please please become a stupid culture war battleground I am on my hands and knees begging

Jay (of Jay and Silent Bob): thats right cogito ergo sum. thats ancience latin for suck my dick [BOOP] Lt Commander Data: jason, i must thank you. your defense of my humanity was... unconventional

would

tossing back an empanada like a heron eating a bluegill

me: I am drowning in bullshit, NO MORE COLLECTING ANYTHING, PNSO:

it seems I probably do not have osteopenia. i found this out through 100 percent legal means

having a great day at work already (suspect avian flu case, had to work with a pig, accidentally had my hand in the xray beam and may have early onset osteoporosis)

silksong mods are really popping off

I’m trying to make my office into a place where I can put up all my stupid collections, and its rapidly becoming clear that I need help, mental and aesthetic

aight well I took the special interests over to @splat-or-die.bsky.social so I can go nuts without people I respect having to mute me

Realizing we could get young seteth or baby flayn. hm. don’t want that

ok like. if FW is a prequel wouldn’t it put the same sort of problems a far future sequel would in that it would canonize character routes/relationships? For that reason I think this is some sort of nabatean diaspora thing. One of Sothis’ children left fodlan and made himself ruler of whatever

probably time to dust off that gaming account I made lol

so far leda and theodora are my favs but im also here for lightskinned kid with dreads and I think alucard is gonna have some interesting shit going on. it’s only been 24 hours I am not going to make it the six months to a year before this releases

Cabbage

alucard fortune’s weave looks so much like alucard I wonder if he’s gonna have a Dimitri-esque vibe switch

(ignoring the real world chaos around me like a champ) Sothis says “how quickly you forget about me” which implies either a far future fodlan or maybe a different set of Nabateans in a different locale

dont do drugs kids

I DID IT

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choose your fighter: FE 4 Remake New FE Three Houses Switch 2 Edition Fucking Nothing

THAT HADES 2 ANIMATION GAVE ME LEGIT CHILLS IT WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOD

absolutely delighted that my coworker has a birthday today, for the Jokes