Almost three years after leaving a comms role, I have finally had my access to a corporate Telegraph account ended.

Something about largest surviving mechanical signal box in the world

“Welshface” is a ridiculous word and concept and frankly borderline offensive. Secondly this reminds me that many many Welsh nationalists are just as pathetic as flag waving Reform voters. They will find something and complain about it. No matter how minor or trivial it is.

I don’t even know what to say anymore. It’s going to take decades and successive presidents to get this shit show back on course

In bed and have my first Teams call of the year in 14 mins. (WFH day)

100 Trophies 1 Platinum #TombRaider is 29 years old this year and it’s still an amazing game. #gaming #Playstation #PSTrophies #Paltinum

It’s a lot isn’t it? A lot.

As a gay man. I have yet another enemy I will hate for the rest of my life. His name is Nathen. He’s not an ex, not a shag, he’s just someone who’s crossed me. And he’ll never cross back. It’s just the way it is.

Amazon coming through to help us gays fund Christmas x

Good news for the govt. I’ve paid my tax bill. They’re now free to spend spend spend. I’m expecting tangible increases in public spending in the new year.

I need to be in a pub in three hours

Just handed my notice in. 🧘 Boss was very understanding and happy for me (I’ve basically got a promotion) but equally a bit pissed off about starting a recruitment process. Merry Christmas to one and all 😛

BBC News going on about 9% inflation in the price of sprouts. Just don't buy those devil vegetables: then you won't have to worry about the price or the fact they're horrible.

A reminder that Nigel Farage has pocketed more than £400,000 this year from GB News. No wonder Farage is cheering Trump on in his attacks on the BBC.

😉

Wait what? I thought the thing was rigged to constantly pay out 8.

good morning

My current online irritation food/recipie sites that insist on telling me a story, I’m not interested. Tell me what I need to buy then what do do with it. I don’t care if you once tasted amazing tomatoes with your grandmother in Sardinia, cut to the chase and get on with it.

Muscular Christianity. “Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”

Back in the day this would have been called what it is. Treason. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Truly we have reached peak ‘give us your reckon’. Call in with your reckon as to whether maintenance works on the railway network are necessary.

I need to know what happened

Inflation is out of control.

Well thank fuck for that. #WalesJapan

👏👏👏👏👏 Useless roles should never have existed to start with

🧑‍🍳 💋

Hope we’re all looking forward to Liz Truss’ annual outing as a former PM

Spam telegram messages are becoming incredibly tiresome. Why do I have to pay for a premium account to stop non contacts from messaging me?

Oh joy. Another work meeting I don’t need to be in.

If you don’t laugh you’ll cry.

If you are/were friends with Sarah Ferguson. Don’t pick up your phone. She wants to crash in your spare room for a few night. She’ll still be there in 20 years.

Given that Tesco know all the food I’ve bought, I find these suggestions slightly worrying. Do they know something?

womp womp

This x 10

Say what you want about T*tt*r and I only use it for p*rn these days. The auto playlist of videos it played to me was 5 Star.

Populist nationalist v Populist nationalist 🤮

I bet she’s cheddar tear over this 🧀 www.politico.eu/article/liz-...

Amazing that Trump is doing more damage to the White House than the British when we set fire to it in 1814.

If you fancy living next to a very secretive neighbour who would rather never talk to anyone, then the house next to the North Korean embassy is up for sale. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/eal...

Lib Dem deputy leader @libdemdaisy.bsky.social asked Keir Starmer whether he would commission the security services to "assess the threat that Elon Musk poses to our democracy" Her question at #PMQs comes after Tommy Robinson claimed Elon Musk was paying his legal costs

Oh good, in order to register I need a password (which I enter in full) and a memorable password (from which I only enter certain characters)

I think train drivers should be encouraged to randomly go on the tannoy and tell the passenger using the speaker phone to plug in their headphones. Because there will be one somewhere on the train, and maybe it can slowly nudge more considerate behaviour.

Oh good. I get to join the queue of shame.

Can’t wait for the eulogy www.bbc.com/news/article...