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Saw Friendship last night starring Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd. Pretty amazing actually

We live in the dumbest timeline. It's like a story from the Old Testament. www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

Threads is cooked - Twitter-Lite at this point Should have expected as much from Zuckerberg

@nicoleamaines.bsky.social loving Secret Six - is there any hope for us Jon/Nia shippers?

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

“I had a very stern conversation with the Tate brothers, and I believe they’ve learned their lesson.” - Susan Collins

MAGA are mad at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit for an official White House meeting. Meanwhile:

Are Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren friends again? I hope so. I didn’t like when they fought on the debate stage

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away theonion.com/trump-u...

Real talk? Baby boomers have been the real MVPs in all the protest and townhall footage I’ve seen. For context, I am a millennial

Their goal is to make life worse for you and privatize everything so robber barons can make an extra buck.

Oh, look what normal countries do when a former president leads a far right coup attempt.

I respect Cheryl Hines about as much as she respects wood #curbyourenthusiasm

If only the brain-worm had finished the job

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made u severance valentines instagram.com/p/DF5v2fNyZMO/

Mr. Big pharma hater RFK jr doesn’t even want to nationalize it and eliminate the profit motive because he’s a complete hack fraud.

Remember when boot-licking Mayor Eric Adams proudly joined the perp walk with folk hero Luigi Mangione and said it was a good day for New Yorkers? Pretty sure most New Yorkers would’ve preferred to see Adams in those cuffs

Trump has made clear to Hamas that if they stop fighting, every single man, woman, and child in Palestine will be permanently banished from the land. With that promise, why would they stop fighting?

There is going to come a time in the very near future where the only way to resolve this is for every non-MAGA media company to band together and simply refuse to walk into the presser or attend the event. Because he wants the coverage more than anything else. Divided you fall.

This is nothing but a discrimination tactic and to keep women from voting. It's on your social security number!!! This is such bullshit!!

JD Vance must still believe Trump is America’s Hitler. He just wants to make sure he’s on Hitler’s side

I left a review for the “Gulf of America” Well, really it was more for Google’s renaming it the “Gulf of America”

Day one of Obama's term, the GOP was facing the same odds and declared unanimously and unambiguously that they would not help him a lick and anyone who didn't like it could eat shit. It largely worked, and they left the literal playbook for the Dems - who have instantly surrendered.

Wanted to learn more about Stephen A Smith so I looked him up on YouTube Just watched a video in which he yelled at people for supporting Luigi Mangione He then went onto advocate for the death penalty saying “an eye for an eye” I’m not convinced I want him as president

They HAVE centrist voters pretty much locked up. They're trying to chase "moderate Republicans", a voting bloc that simply doesn't exist, because their corporate backers oppose the Democrats moving even slightly leftwards. It's absolute insanity, and Jeffries and the rest need to be primaried.

I want THIS deal.

Tim Robinson, creator of I Think You Should Leave, is a legend, and way cooler than Kate McKinnon and Larry David

MAGA are the biggest losers because they're fair-weather doves. They'll pretend to be anti-war when it's about like Vietnam & Iraq (meanwhile, at the time they 100% supported Iraq) but then when Trump warmongers with Greenland, Panama, Mexico, Iran, Gaza and Venezuela they're like OMG BASED!!!

Donald Trump is trying to shut down the National Centre for Missing and Exploited Children. This will lead to mass child abuse on an unprecedented scale. This would be the single biggest move to directly help pedophiles that any President has ever done in US history

Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI theonion.com/jealous...

the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid!

Beyond. Parody.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.

I guess Senator Cassidy isn’t the only quack

Senator Cassidy cucked himself for MAGA and I hope none of his doctor friends respect him ever again

Met with a doggy behaviorist this morning. Learned that dogs’ favorite musical genres are classical and reggae

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