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An old painting of long horse

IT IS TIME. Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

Say good morning to our striking baristas in Champaign-Urbana, IL! ☃️ It's DAY FORTY of our national ULP strike. Want to support baristas? Don't cross the picket line! That means DON'T BUY STARBUCKS (including last minute gift cards!) #NoContractNoCoffee

Nothing like waking up with a bill from a hospital you had a surgery at last year for $12k. Happy Christmas Week!!!!

SHE HAS BROUGHT THE PLAGUE UPON OUR HOUSE here's to me continuing to test negative. I dont need COVID complications. 🙃

Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting

Its starting to become increasingly more obvious that if I want to get a masters in museum studies I very well may have to go to the UK.

Me to my primary: "oh yeah I havent been able to feel the back of my leg for 6 years. The back pt said if the numbness hadn't gone away in 6 months it never wood and didn't seem that concerned about it." My Primary: 😳 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS OK????"

Ya know.. just tornadoes in December. No biggie.......

Nothing like impressing a room of people by busting out 2 berets in less than an hour from a pattern I quickly googled on my phone. 💪

I feel like I'm one more mild inconvenience away from a disasterious crash out

Nothing like having to trek out in 6-7 inches of snow in -3ºF weather in your crocs and carry your 73 lb Pitbull back inside because her feet froze and she couldn't bare to walk any farther. I did it in my wool cardigan and came back covered in leaves and keep finding them in random places...

The ship tree has been picked for this year 🫡

Nativity scene on the mantel. I swear our Christmas decorations get more unhinged every year...

🌟 rolling 🌈 rolling 🎶 rolling 🌐

Its that time of the year where my hands are so dry my phone's finger print id doesnt work

I think this is the energy I'm going to start embodying with my one coworker who makes everyone's lives difficult. :- ))))

Its times like these I really miss working somewhere with policies and procedures because holy shit.

I'll never get over the fact that the song my ex declared as our song (and even wanted to dance at our wedding) literially was the description of how our relationship fell apart. How hilarious.

I'm really committing to hand wefting my Thorin wig for Dragoncon and maybe the Ren Faire. Maybe I'll start doing cosplay contests too... been debating it for a while

I bought a lafufu purely to see how fucked up they are and got my two right handed janky headed little freak and I bought him some outfits and it brings me so much joy

Wanna read some amazing poetry by my best friend of 15 some years? Check out their amazing stuff!

In the midst of everything, some good personal news: the worm is out of the bag! My debut collection Folkish will be published by @ninearchespress.bsky.social this spring ✨🪱 It's full of ghosts, worms, saints, and folklore. It's also absolutely furious. I hope you guys enjoy it. 💚

My coworker is the laziest. 🙄🙄

Not me being emo about Thorin and Bilbo again. Guess this is my new December tradition.

Back on my Hobbit bullshit

very dumb Shadow doodle

@bbnomula.bsky.social thanks for the awesome album that helped me get thru a 24 hour travel day, 2 long weekends of cutting down trees, and now shoveling my driveway. It's the best album when you need an extra pep in your step. It's so good. Thank you!

Five animals I've seen in the wild! Mountain Lion Brown bear, one punched my car Big horn sheep Moose Black fox

Please enjoy my pitbull Masha having a snowy time of her life with her friend Denny.

Trying to make a brand new website page roughly an hour before I log off for 3 days is just... fucking stupid my brain is soup

I'm very excited to see my sister in December. I'm equally as excited to play the new Kirby Air Riders with her LOL

The people I'm housesitting for have a rock tumbler running and I'm starting to wonder if this is how Edgar Allen Poe felt....

I drove to the wrong place twice this morning before getting to the place I was actually supposed to go to. 🤦‍♀️ and then I mis identified the nurses badge reel as Kingdom Hearts and not LOZ so I guess i need to cut off my master sword tattoo.

I would really appreciate my body to stop being so chronically ill for like 5 minutes thank

My phone updated at some point and a setting changed to throw away tabs after they sat for a certain period of time so there goes like 200+ fic i was gunna read. 🙃

I'm really beginning to believe any of the computers at this church that are here for a prolonged period of time pick up a ghost and just do the weirdest shit. Why is it deleting random words on my Google Doc? Is it my computer or a fucking ghost???

I just found a ladybug in my hair... which probably got there when I was outside doing yard work 8 hours ago... which means the ladybug went and saw Wicked: For Good

Nothing like your friends ex coming to get a tree off your chimney. LOL

I saw the old church being torn down on my way home from dropping someone off after our queer group and I was smacked in the face by a poem... The UK has changed me LOL

4 inches of snow Monday? 70 on Friday. I hate this fucking weather

God damnit our wifi is being wonky and now I cant turn off the smart bulbs in my room. This is the future all those movies warned me about!!

Transvaginal ultrasounds are the bane of my human existence I hate thinking about my bladder this much.

This is the first year in 4 years I havent been to an anime con. :( kinda really sad about missing Collosalcon North but the person I typically do con with didnt want to go this year.

Somebody hold me back from rescheduling my ultrasound on Monday and driving 9 1/2 hours to Whitefish Bay to hear the Edumund Fitzgerald's bell chime 29 times for the 50th anniversary. And buy merch at the Shipwreck museum..........

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎