hey

Thinkin' about choppin my hairs off. It's too damn hot. Generatin' inspo.

You're late!

Seulement des fraises pour le déjeuner ? Ça me va!

What brings you in today? 🍓🍓

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Sometimes people ask me how I keep up the bit and the answer is I’m not doing a bit I’m just fucking weird

Happy Friday skeeters and skeetees

im a bitch / im a lover im hulk hogan / hey there brother

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Joining yet another social media platform got me feeling like

These both used the same prompt: "baroque style clown on busy subway car reading a newspaper under neon blue light" The one on the left is from 08/04/22, using Midjourney V3. The one on the right is from 7/5/23, using Midjourney v5.2.

hey sorry about my friend, they’re straight (derogatory)

I'm doing fine, you?

You're late.

quoteskeet with a game that's nostalgic for you

Hey happy Wednesday people. Hope it's a good one. <3

I asked for a sunken living room.

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I hope you're spending this holiday however the fuck you want. Skeet on skeeters.

Oops

I am blending some collages in Midjourney and this body language is cracking me up. She said, I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

In the seventies, you could buy travel supplements for your exhausted cocaine and weed.

Avoiding mosquitos in Oklahoma like..

Goodnight ✨⭐️

Blending a painting into midjourney has been incredibly fun. ✨🎨💻

What's for lunch?

Accidentally made the cutest glowing ghost

Goodnight from Woodrow! 😴 🐶

I think you should come up here

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Cannot escape the heat

My pronouns are “who is SHE / what’s HER problem”

Not having air conditioning in my home last week reminded me of being a sweaty poor kid in the 90s. We couldn’t touch the thermostat. No working AC in our car. Just had to deal. Play in the water, go to a (now closed) community pool. The heat index is 103°F right now. Fuck this hellscape. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Good morning! From Winnie to you. 😝

reskeet if you didn’t die in your sleep 💯🙌

Tell me what you need, what's right Whatever is just enough Is living with the truth, a start Maybe it's just enough

It is hot as fuck in Oklahoma y'all.

Winnie likes to sit outside in the sun, even when it's 90 degrees out. She's one of the laziest sunbathers I know.

Do you like cool dogs? Meet Winnie.

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Splish splash

Good afternoon

📸 ✨ Happy Monday skeetums

I just wanna shiver.

I was so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary. I learned next to nothing.

This is where I'll be all day.

🏳️‍🌈 Where is the pansexual flag emoji? I'll just use the rainbow one for now.