Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting

do you think the people who visit you when you’re on a Ketamine trip know they did like, no one said anything to me, but a couple definitely not dead people came and visited like they were right in the room and it was fascinating

Today is Ketamine Day WOOT I expect it to do nothing because I’m a redhead but maybe in a couple sessions when they can max out the dose lol

My brain let me have a sex dream that was fun for a whole THIRTY SECONDS before people started walking in and it stared going awry THIS IS PROGRESS

*yelling at my children who have come into my bedroom and found me high* I didn’t ask you to come in, it is 9pm, I take hallucinogens to sleep, I AM IN MY OWN BED AND NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO JUDGE ME *my children staring* EVEN IF IT HAS TO DO WITH THE CIA, MORMONS, THE JKF ASSASSINATION, AND EPSTEIN

perimenopause is fun because you wake up DRENCHED in sweat and then you’re cold because you’re all wet

is there a correct way to say, “good luck in class, I love you” to your child who has to go to lecture for the first time after her professor died

My colleague, who had stage four pancreatic cancer, was teaching as of just a week ago I just got word he died Fuck this system where you work until you literally drop dead Just absolutely fuck it

TFW when your mom sends the dumb jokes to the family chat, but the smart jokes directly to you 😎😎

*primal crying scream into the void of the universe*

🎶 my leg? she is spastic. my stomach? so gastric! I want to sleep! Jelova blast it. gonna do something drastic 🎶

Ok bodies and brains are wild because ONE very funny thing happened and my SI is gone and I’m laughing and laughing, but the laughing made my ribcage spasm, so now I’m frozen in my thigh, rib and arm lmaoo

SOMEONE’S wife had an emergency heart appointment today because it’s been acting up and afterwards she went upstairs to go back to work and her wife (it’s me, I’m the wife) couldn’t make it up the stairs, so she was gossiping with her children when there was an ENORMOUS CRASH & THE WHOLE HOUSE SHOOK

OK I know mobility devices are tools not measures of success or whatever but gd does it feel demoralizing to need a cane to walk again after going without one for so long

god grant me the confidence of a Victorian man disagreeing with several centuries worth of recorded evidence based purely on vibes

hahaha remember when my mom said that Andrew must have done something “truly unforgivable” for Fergie to divorce him, so he was clearly “either a pedophile or gay”

someone turn down the existential despair, I’m trying to fall asleep over here

Finally home just before 8pm after a brutal day where I 1) fell once 2) shit myself 3) got disoriented in doorways 4) tried and failed to get someone to drive me home 5) started having a panic attack but remembered my rescue meds just in time 6) had all sorts of awful SI

My body is VERY UNHAPPY about how I’ve been working past 7 so many days RIP my GI system

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

OK but it REALLY IS the weirdest feeling when my wife is out of town & I KNOW I am alone but also I keep FEELING someone w/me WHO IS WITH ME?? Are you someone alive thinking of me? If so gd it, let me know somehow idc if we aren’t speaking because HAUNTINGS MUST STOP AND WE MUST TALK

APPARENTLY there is a rumor going around that me and my colleague both LOST OUR SHIT and YELLED at our literary magazine team until they CRIED and I’m dying, I love that anyone thinks either one of us is capable of this, we are both marshmallows

Had to work late because we had an event & even though I left early because I started not being able to say words, I am WRECKED Dreamt I was trying to sleep but couldn’t because everything hurt too bad lol I kept singing to myself to put myself to sleep, but the room was crowded, they hushed me

people always say you’re supposed to tell people if you’re suicidal, but, like, what are people supposed to do about it? talk you out of it??? talking doesn’t work your brain is literally BROKEN. best case they can distract you till your sleeping meds kick in and you’re unconscious

my teenager’s iPhone backup accidentally synced up with our TV screensaver somehow and we can’t figure out how to get it UN synced, so now our screensavers are full of her doing wild things with her friends I don’t want to see and memes like this send help

baby is in New York doing a shoot for fashion week and I asked her how it was going and she said, “everything is so editorial” and I love this for her

did my wife write this

Charmed reboot with @cait.bsky.social, @oldenoughtosay.com and @swilua.bsky.social starring.

No news about whether he’s out of the fire yet I assume no news means he’s still alive though?

Space travel and teleportation are cool and all, but the Star Trek tech I most want is food replicators. Can someone get on that please?

some of y’all didn’t have an Italian Renaissance Poison phase and it really shows

*me, in the bathroom, screaming* My wife: why are are you screaming me: BECAUSE OF THE SHITTING

just took a couple pictures of my wife for her dating profile, do I get an A in polyamory lmao

me: omg omg I think I’m going to make it through this full moon cycle without shitting myself ONCE my body:

my wife: are you DRUNK TEXTING?? Give me your phone. Who are you drunk texting my wife: you’re drunk texting your MOM??

Had a FANTASTIC realization about my abdominal spasms today (WARNING I’M ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT MY BOWELS) They usually start on the toilet and I realized today as I was fighting one off, THAT MEANS MY BOWELS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MAKING CONTACT WITH MY BRAIN AGAIN Hell yeah neuroplasticity

is it pMS or DOES EVERYONE FXKKKKINHGNG SUCCCCKKKKKKK

Full moon on Imbolc lol Why does astrology have to go so hard

no one: my very Mormon mother in the family group chat:

If I say what I’m thinking right now I would get banned from this site. the children belong to all of us and ice belongs in the sun

We've made this Sinister Minnesotans shirt from our Stan Kelly comic this week. Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities. Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.

ghosts are back hello my lovies

Baby just got back from London and is telling me STORIES

There was a sad ending today to a really long sad story and I was going to post about it. But it’s the same sad story, and I’m not one of the people he hurt badly. So I’m just… holding it for now.

the abdominal Charlie horses I get on my right side (only the right side) are one of my least favorite Post-Neurological-Event ™ side effects tyvm (I was going to say my least favorite, but random fecal incontinence is definitely worse lmao)

Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird Me: holy shit

Here are some nice mushrooms

Past me VERY STUDIOUSLY brought all her [specific subject matter] books to her office so she could develop her new course… not remembering it is winter break and she would be developing it AT HOME

update: apparently the class they’re being threatened to be reassigned to is “Ethics for Engineers” and the idea of using that as a threat is so fucking funny

What if I have more than 3000 lol