I have learned about the Islanders’ new baby rookie, who is 18 and living with a recently retired player and his family as essentially a bro au pair. A brau pair.

What if I get a tattoo of Buddo

What if I get a tattoo of Buddo

Gay And Horny this year!!

The right is full of grown-ass adults who are afraid of vaccines, kid's books, and anyone Twitter or OAN tells them to fear, including the entirety of NYC, and NYC is full of people who cheerfully chase federal agents out of the state and then do stunts on Citibikes; you tell ME who's going to win.

So the gay hockey show is literally RPF, we’re just doing this now??

Actually a lot of people are insatiably curious! and most of us are not actively dismantling the global infrastructure of public health

This production rocks except for the fact that it is embarrassed to be about chess, the game!

What does it say about me that Frankenstein is the first time I’ve found Jacob Elordi attractive?

Finally finished Bake Off and somehow this season felt like watching a polycule form?

It’s Aloof Wife Winter

"high boomer turnout for early voting so far" yeah it's because they're giving out halloween voting stickers if you vote that day so the rest of us are going then

HIRE KENDRA YOU FUCKERS

I keep thinking about the yarn I bought at the fiber festival yesterday and kicking my feet in delight!

I feel like a husk animated purely by spite these days. It’s fucking exhausting. I can’t go on. I’ll go on.

One thing I'm thinking a lot about recently is how it was always presented to me as an anicent, inherent truth--something built into the texts--that Jews and Muslims exist in opposition to each other. And how absurd that is. But accepting that is part of what's required to sell genocide.

It is October 1, and the animals all get their pumpkin enrichment!

Feels so insanely futile to even say, but… I feel really bad!! About lots of stuff!!

I just watched Conclave and somehow had not had the twist spoiled for me???

The funniest thing about this extremely real phenomenon is that in sports when your team is losing you don’t yell at the team that’s beating you, you yell at your own team for not playing better. You phone into sports radio and demand they fire the manager. You chant “Sell the Team” at home games.

Stranger in a Strange Land. Age 13, my mother had bought it for me to read while I was on a teen tour to Australia and New Zealand that was was in retrospect a psychosexual nightmare for me on every level.

Got very stoned last night and imagined a new Pokemon evolution tree. Tadpotate > Potatoad > Frogratin/Croakette

Every time I accidentally put a bra in the dryer my brain automatically goes "oh no, Hedwig is going to be mad at me"

Can’t stop thinking about this shitstain. I wonder if he’s still offering the sexual services of 20 year olds as compensation for vendors!

The dipshit steampunk Keith Raniere wannabe whose events I was entangled with fifteen years ago is back at it again

I hope Mitch Marner enjoys working someplace where no one on the street knows who the fuck he is.

At St Magnus Cathedral in Orkney, and absolutely obsessed with the jaunty little Memento Mori skulls on the 17th century grave markers

All I’m gonna say is that there’s an outtake of me saying ‘should we do another take that’s a little less… erotic?’ and I am so deeply grateful and proud of the two maniacs who made this Dark Universe happen!

Perhaps this is *my* privilege showing, but I find Zohran “groceries and stuff should cost less” Mamdani rather less frightening than the weird ghoul who killed thousands of seniors and assaulted a bunch of women.

Wrote this piece for Harpers Bazaar about the life, legacy, and hate-induced murder of Jonathan Joss through the eyes of being a Two-Spirit Native person this Pride. I hope you take a read. For Him. For all of us. 🪶

36 hours before my flight and things are trending up… please send me all of your healthy vibes…

If I have to cancel my fucking trip to Scotland because I’m getting sick two days before I leave after sleeping on the couch with the air purifier on high for the better part of a week…

How many forged in fire contestants do you think were at January 6th?

I was born on a Friday the 13th so in some ways I do consider every Friday the 13th a little birthday for me!

Real Hero Shit is about trying to outrun the sins of your parents and surviving in a world hostile to you while also navigating wildly different levels of class privilege and how that affects your relationships but it is ALSO, IMPORTANTLY, about being a gay dipshit

Here’s the thing: I had a not-fun subway commute this morning. Another passenger was under the influence and nodding off, which resulted in my glasses getting knocked off my face. It sucked, sure— but literally everything about the situation would have been worse with more cops on the train.

tThis book fucking kicks ass and I’m insanely proud of my friend Kendra!!!!!!!

Very little makes me feel as insane as when my mother tells me about one of her employees who she keeps saying reminds her of me… referring to them with the pronouns that she has never once used for me.

Not only does this rock, but also I get to voice the queen of death??

Getting really emotional about the the concept of proto-agricultural food forests unfolding.

FIRST TIME CALLER (2024, 76mins)

Some of my clients simply do not deserve me, and yet I persevere. Please clap.

Just heard from the other room: “Well, I guess it’s time to edit Wikipedia!”

Let’s go look at rare geckos who live in… the McKibbin Lofts???

had a dream the other night that has resulted in me really wanting a pet bearded dragon named Psychopomp.

the HHS anti trans report cites the NYT 12x. the UK supreme court case that stripped trans people of public restrooms & rape crisis care access was funded by harry potter money. when trans people ask you to stop giving a thing your money, it’s not because we’re scolds, we’re fighting for our lives.

So I got my certificate of Canadian citizenship today, which is something.

🏳️‍⚧️ Hire trans people. Platform trans people. Make trans people the faces of your brand. Transphobes: heal your twisted, corroded hearts. Thank you @severinecox.bsky.social and Clay. I'm honored to work with you, and immensely encouraged that you vibe with what I'm doing.

This seems like an opportune time to mention that if you’re this flavor of nerd and have a foot thing, I would love you to give me a pedicure and tell me about the little guys you paint.