when you accidentally drop your keys in the sewer

Hey @schumer.senate.gov, when’s your next town hall? The people you betrayed would like to have a word.

@durbin.senate.gov how are you voting on cloture for the CR? What is your intention, and why? Your constituents deserve to know.

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov #GrifterInChief

I am the great-grandson of a man who led his family out of the shtetl to a strange land in search of a better life. I am the grandson of the three-year-old boy on that journey. My English name is Marc, but my Hebrew name is Elhanan (אֶלְחָנָן)—after the warrior in David’s army who slew a powerful giant.

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

Public Service Announcement: when you are finished petting your dog and you don’t end with 3 pats on the head or back you’re doing it wrong

Wow Xfinity, you picked a great night to have shitty internet speed. Might as well have dsl if I’m going to watch this pixelated mess @xfinitysupport.bsky.social

Day 4: @repschneider.bsky.social I’m a constituent. What are you doing today to stop Musk’s illegal takeovers of the Dept of Ed, Dept of Treasury, OPM, USAID, Medicare, Medicaid, and SBA? Stop the coup! newrepublic.com/article/1909...

Day 3: @repschneider.bsky.social I’m a constituent. What are you doing today to stop Musk’s illegal takeovers of the Dept of Ed, Dept of Treasury, OPM, USAID, Medicare, Medicaid, and SBA? Stop the coup!

@repschneider.bsky.social I’m a constituent. What are you doing today to stop Musk’s illegal takeovers of the Dept of Ed, Dept of Treasury, OPM, USAID, and SBA?

@repschneider.bsky.social I’m a constituent. What are you doing today to stop Musk’s illegal takeovers of the Dept of Ed, Dept of Treasury, OPM, USAID, and SBA?

@repschneider.bsky.social I’m a constituent. What did you do today to stop Musk’s illegal takeovers of the Dept of Ed, Dept of Treasury, OPM, and USAID?