Why, in a million forevers, would Trump ever even consider pardoning Maxwell? Because he's guilty AF and she's extorting him.

Think about it people!

Eric Poole does awesome work.

Prince passed away 10 years ago today. RIP, your music lives on.

Both Putin and Bibi have videos of the orange criminal fuck raping children.

Pari has her Avalanche playoff pom-pom.

34% is way too many shitbrained MAGAt cultists.

*chortle*

Pretty good sized toad in our yard.

Amazon, which saved $4B in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill, has cut 30,000 jobs since last October. Verizon, which saved $2B, plans to cut 15,000 jobs this year. Meta, which saved $3B, plans to lay off 20% or more of its workforce. Trickle-down economics is a cruel joke.

Pro tip: Don't shave while watching a game on your tablet. Got myself a Sweeney Todd situation here.

The key:

He's truly the dumbest fuck on the planet.

I burned down my neighbor's house but now we're best friends because I baked him a cake. This is how fucking stupid the orange criminal fuck sounds 24/7.

The orange criminal fuck is a white nationalist terrorist. A huge chunk of MAGA are white nationalist terrorists.

Here's your yearly reminder that nothing in all of sports is as great as the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs. And it's not even close.

It's looking like the Kings will play the Avs and the ghost of Foppa's spleen.

The Oilers really do not want to play the Avs.

Maybe the Ducks want to play the Avs?

Tonight in the NHL: Who REALLY doesn't want to play the Avs? Our contestants, Edmonton, Anaheim, and LA.

Pope Leo is a good man. The orange criminal fuck is the antichrist.

The orange criminal fuck is a white nationalist terrorist. Most of the scum of the earth J6ers are white nationalist terrorists.

www.axios.com/2026/04/15/i... House Democrats will introduce six articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday accusing him of abuse of power, war crimes and other serious wrongdoing.

😁😁😁😁

Brilliant.

Pop up windows covering a big chunk of the screen during play? Really? And they charge $20 per month for this crap?

Watching the game on the Altitude + app on my tablet. The audio is about 3 seconds ahead of the video. Annoying AF.

You know you have an incredibly shitty president when ...

Ya think?

He fucks up every fucking week more than any other president did in their entire terms.

"I be best home wrecker."

I ❤️ The Onion so much.

The orange criminal fuck is the antichrist.

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Rapists

Wtf, is the UFC a sanctuary for rapists and their fans? It would explain the orange criminal fuck's presence there.

If you don’t think this post is batshit crazy see your doctor ASAP

If he were a Republican he'd become a Presidential candidate.

The fucking worthless dickface.

Everything the orange criminal fuck does is fucking awful.

Another colossal waste of money by King Dipshit.

As primaries are approaching we need a candidate who will fight and end this Supreme Court as we know it and give us back a real functioning court. Without this we will be going nowhere.

Because everyone surrounding the orange criminal fuck is part of his crime syndicate.

The orange criminal fuck is a huge fuckhole with zero human decency and no capacity for empathy for anyone other than himself.

Did this the whole night. Good choice.

Unpoop. Amazing win Pios.

Well poop. 2-1 Michigan.

Pios score first!

DU is on ESPN 2 - The Ocho.