Healing up really well! Hopefully I’m back to my best in a month! 😝

You know what separates us from the animals? Air conditioning.

If your friend is not gonna gas up your phat hog for ya, are they truly a friend?

Coffee Thoughts: 20 years later, the Shiny Toy Guns still go so fuckin’ hard!

Once I’m recovered from this hernia surgery, it’s over for you hoe’s.

Controversial, yet brave opinion… GTA 6 will flop and all these developers who keep changing their launch dates to avoid GTA will regret it.

Muggin with soft cock (2026)

Boy Breakfast ☀️

Y’all definitely like one thing more than the other 😜🍆 #thirstythursday

Getting my post-leg day stretches in. 🍑

Some pics with @domvalentino.bsky.social before our shoot together. He is handsome, hung, and quite a fun time to flip fuck with. Stay tuned for the Videos.

Fridays dress code: none. #fcf

In my happy place 🤤

Oh! Hey bud! Didn’t see ya there…

I don’t think the NYT actually knows what Breaking News means anymore.

Same energy:

Leg day was great! Need a spotter for the next round.

Another one down! 💪

Happy Thursday or somethin…

Killed it today!

i just need to be naked by a pool stat

When I play Resident Evil Village, I imagine Ethan Winters looking like Edward Norton

When will enough be enough? Are we not tired of being shocked? Aren’t we tired of dealing with this? I just don’t understand. I am literally unable to focus at work today. No one is standing up. No one is doing anything. Where is the GOP? Where are the Democratic leaders? WTF IS GOING ON!?!

Your eyes are not deceiving you and this is not a fake post. The President of the United States posted this. They need to remove him now. #25thAmendment

I tried to do something cool, but ended up with a stache instead

I really need to do a hard reset on my wardrobe... does any one have any brand recommendations????

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

After a long work trip the last thing I need is my taxi driver home trying to evangelize me.

I’ve known this for a long time, but it’s just so interesting to see the Trump Admin and his sycophants have a conniption fit over Bad Bunny. It truly is a portrait of the old America trying its best to hold back what America is destined and inevitably to become.

They want us too exhausted to fight back. You don’t have to go into the streets of Minnesota to fight back. You can simply state plainly that our government is lying to us. Say it somewhere. Online. To a friend or family member. But do not let their lies go unanswered by truth.

So can we say we’re in the middle of an authoritarian take over non-hyperbolically now?

This is why Shiva is the best summon

I still think a lot about Hayley Williams verse on The Church Channel by Say Anything.

Bsky friends! If you live/lived in Seattle or it’s surrounding area, I have some questions. Feel free to DM me.

Mondays… amiright? 💪

Tatted up!

I was very good this year. 😈

Slaughter to Prevail concert on 4/20!? Sign me the fuck up!

2nd chest day of the new routine

I only sweat like this on leg day.

2 days in a row! Who am I!?

Man… this Death Stranding 2 Platinum is rough.

Social interactions Question: If a customer service rep (ex. Pharmacists) asks me twice if “everything is alright” and I respond with “fine” both times, should I feel guilty for saying what I’m ACTUALLY annoyed about on the third time?

Did I just buy tickets to see Demi Lovato? Yes. Yes, I did. The album is a banger and I’m here for it.

Batter Up!

Guys! We gotta be talking about this so the right people start talking about it. THIS IS INSANE!

JB IS THE MAN!

Accurate.

I don’t think my brain can handle current events. Like I’m supposed to just sit in my house furthering the mission of capitalism while the government is on a power trip antagonizing citizens outside my window.

another day being mentally tortured for a salary