Strands #799 “A nice medley” 💡🔵💡💡 🔵💡🔵🔵 💡🟡💡🔵

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Strands #798 “We all saw it” 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵💡🟡🔵

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Accurate.

A blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3.5 feet, which makes it the second largest arsehole on the planet behind Donald Trump, allegedly!!😜😜😜

I’m so sick of the world right now. What a bunch of cunts we are governed by

Not content with being conned once by Farage, over Brexit, swathes of Britain are going back to get conned again.

Reform is a protest party. A protest against decency, integrity, kindness, expertise, and progress. It's a party of pettiness and hate, and it is made up of petty and hateful people from the grassroots to the very top. What it doesn't have is competence. So good luck with the bins and potholes.

Kuenssberg frothing at the minge this morning at Labour’s demise.

Dear UK electorate….. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???? How can you still vote for that racist cunt and his blackshirts?

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Vote SNP for Scotlands future.

Morning Bloopers!

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Is he dead yet?

You know the most irritating bit about Farage & his acolytes? None of them will give a fuck about the £5m gift, because Nige is a man of the people. His people. The sorts of people who play the lottery every Saturday in the hope of winning a tenth of what their hero’s just been gifted. Fuckwits.

USA: every single one of you enabling cunts will have your judgement day. Best find yourselves a fucking big desk to hide under.

Strands #792 “May the forest be with you” 💡💡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵

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Remind me never to go to one of her dinner parties.

Connections Puzzle #1056 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Any other politician. Any other party. This would be wall to wall media scrutiny. Farage and Reform shouldn’t be able to move without this being thrown at them. Venal brokers to crypto billionaires and fossil fuel magnates. A corrupt man leading a corrupt party. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

This is a First Amendment violation. This is very illegal! A politician using the power of his office to silence criticism is EXACTLY what the First Amendment was designed to prevent. I hope Kimmel sues the hell out of Trump and wins a ton of money. Yes, it’s a real tweet: x.com/whitehouse/s...

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8️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ Come and get me, fatty!

“You’re a cunt….”

He’s arse kissing like nothing I’ve seen since Farage inserted his tongue deep into Putin’s rectum

American school children have.

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Funny how that works. 🤔🫤🤨🙂‍↔️

EXCL: Police are assessing evidence about donations to Robert Jenrick’s campaign to become Tory leader in 2024 after a referral from the elections watchdog. Cracking reporting from @rowenamason.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I’ve got a new ballroom…..although I call them “underpants”.

I have so many questions.

FFS they think we're stupid.

My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

One of the most brilliant political cartoonists out there, & an amazing artist. Definitely worth following. @anntelnaes.bsky.social

“I’m not a rapist, I’m not a pedophile….” Mate, having sex with someone against their will is rape….and men who fuck kids are pedophiles. Just saying.

#USpol #auspol

If trump is going to make political violence about getting a ballroom, Dems should make political violence about gun control.

I wonder how much they paid the guy from California to pretend to attempt to shoot the fat orange paedo? 🤔

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Strands #781 “Provinces of the pantheon” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵