Over 70M Americans are fine with either option from Trump and the Republican Party. This continues as long as Republicans have power. Rally your friends and family to VOTE in the midterms!!! Straight Democratic ticket, no exceptions. America must END the GOP.

BBC Breakfast no longer feels like a news programme. I’m afraid John Kay and Sally Nugent are like a pair of kids’ tv presenters: goggle-eyed and giddy at the sillier stories which seem to permeate their feed every ten minutes. The pair of them are giggling at a Barbie story as I type. Garbage.

Strands #848 “The mark of a good composer” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 💡🔵💡💡 🔵💡💡🔵

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The sums involved in the MPs expenses scandal were chicken feed compared to the Farage £5m. HIs reaction - mind your own business - suggests he may not be cut out for this democracy thing app.prospectmagazine.co.uk/story/73952/...

Me relaunching my media appearances this week:

10 years since Brexit and we’ve all got poorer (well, apart from the £5m wanker). Cheers Farage, you cunt.

Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey has unveiled a billboard campaign across the UK to mark the 10th anniversary of the Brexit referendum today. The billboards call out Reform leader Nigel Farage’s £5 million "reward for campaigning for Brexit, whilst people across the country feel the pinch."

Farage says he needs protection until the day that he dies. Hopefully very soon.

Why do young people (and Americans) say “like” every third word? Drives me round the bend, like.

What time is Nigel Farage’s urgent address to the nation about the attacks in Edinburgh? I haven’t missed it have I?

Burghart on Breakfast TV…..what a snidey cunt.

Ouch

'If you have any information about the whereabouts of Nigel, whose mummy is very worried about him, the number is 0345 6060 973.' After Andy Burnham's Makerfield win, James O'Brien wonders why the Reform UK leader is not doing any live interviews.

Spare a thought for poor Christopher Harborne. Such is his kindness and benevolence, he gave over £17m of his hard earned savings to a man called Nigel - only for it to turn out to be a complete and utter scam. It seems Nigel isn’t the PM in waiting, but a mere snake oil salesman. Poor Christopher.

He looks like he’s shat his pants.

God I love this country. We're just so ridiculous.

Memo to pretty much (but obviously not quite) everybody in the media…

Has Makerfield been announced yet? Can’t see anything on the TV or hear it on the radio….

Farage minutes away from saying family voting. Election was rigged. The hard left influence in schools. Boo hoo. Fuck off Farage.

Tice on BBC Breakfast squirming. What a cunt.

To all Reform UK voters in the north, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

And here it is. For all the whining about condescension & belittling the poorly educated, nobody - and I mean nobody - holds Nigel Farage’s base in more profound contempt than Nigel Farage.

Says a Dulwich public school boy who walked into a metal brokers job in the city because of his connections.

Face it, Donny. The world leaders are literally turning their backs on you. Nobody likes you. Not even a little. 😂

Michelle Obama is a beautiful person inside and out. Melania Trump is a money grabbing whore. You’re welcome.

This is classy, beautiful First Lady not a paid prostitute from Russia.

The closer you look, the shadier he becomes.

Dear Iran Whilst you unquestionably represent a repugnant & cruel regime, there is something sweet about you utterly humiliating the orange White House squatter. I wonder if you would consider penning a sequel to “The Art Of The Deal” so that MAGA dumbfucks can learn how to negotiate! Regards, G

Day Trip to Kenya please🙏🏽

Love this

Trump is 80 years old and unhealthy, he’s one foot in the grave but all his enablers? They still have a whole life ahead of them and we all have a responsibility to make sure each and every one of them spends that remaining time in prison.

I’m so fed up with politics. I follow it diligently but I’m so fucked off.

I really hope the Space-X stock market launch bombs. I hope the Nazi owner loses his shirt. But, of course, it won’t because stupid American fuckwits will invest like the lemmings they are.

If you’re still on Twitter, you’re a cunt

Tommy Robinson is currently in Russia with Elon Musks father trying to stir up a civil war Calling for protests tonight in dozens of towns and cities in the U.K. and its supported by Elon Musk Starmer should ban X immediately. Even if it’s a temporary measure- just do it @uklabourparty.bsky.social

A thing I wrote. inews.co.uk/opinion/fara...

I was bloody sure Kemi Bad Enoch was black. Seems I was wrong

America has a two party system, which makes me feel sorry for them. They miss out on the fun of having at least four political parties trying to outdo each other on who can be the biggest arseholes.

Is it me, or is John Kay on BBC Breakfast like a kids’ TV presenter?! I find him incredibly irritating and cannot watch the programme any more. I’m sure he’s a nice man, but he and Sally Nugent have turned that once OK programme into TV AM, but without the ability to win a new Mercedes.

David Sullivan. Dirty cunt.

Great. Pension fucked again this week. Thanks Netanyahu and Trump, you stupid murdering cunts.

Politicians who exploit tragedy to create division and hate should be ashamed. What Farage did this week was despicable. #BBCLauraK

"All you have to do is go back to that poor boy's father, who must have anticipated this, and said he didn't want any more hatred." "It took the far-right less than 24 hours to turn this into an absolute shit show" www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/nige...

Strands #826 “Herpetology 101” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵

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What a cunt Zia Yusuf is. Perfect for Deform UK Ltd.