Is there a Nobel Prize for Fuckwittery? Asking for an orange friend.

Is there a Nobel Cunt Prize? Asking for an orange friend.

Strands #572 “As old as time” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵

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The patriotic case for diversity would be honesty. Honesty about govt failure to invest in public services. Honesty about Brexit. Honesty about labour shortages. Honesty about the contribution of immigration. Just tell the fucking truth and shame the racists for the harm they do.

I remember rejoicing when Thatcher died. I cannot wait to do the same when eventually we lose the following: Trump Musk Farage Truss Jenkyns Tice Pearson Hopkins Yaxley-Lennon Fox That’s a lot of popcorn to munch through, but well worth the wait.

Richard Tice has flown in from his love shack in Dubai to guest on question time. I think I’ll watch some kittens being drowned instead. Man’s a cunt

The roundabout sat Quietly. Until one day A cunt painted it.

Is the fat orange cunt dead yet?

Strands #570 “Lip service” 🔵🔵🔵💡 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵💡🔵🟡 🔵

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🚨 Warning : taking paracetamol can cause the following: - orange skin - nylon hair - fascist tendencies - mixing with paedos - lining of pockets - corruption - racial incitement - diplomatic incompetence - internet brides - insurrections - lying Oh wait - sorry, that’s Adderall…..my bad.

Reform will apparently pledge today that they'd abolish indefinite leave to remain - including retrospectively, to people already granted it. Obviously this is a moral abomination but it is also a practical and legal impossibility.

Trumpfart said that “none of us will ever forget Charlie Kirk”…..yet, here I am.

I guess it’s lucky for Shitler he didn’t last long enough to worry.

Went to watch “The Long Walk” at the weekend. If you’re thinking of doing the same, my advice is….. don’t! Utter tosh.

That fat lying cunt Johnson’s on ITV.

Sorry, what is this ‘recognising the state of Palestine’? Last time I looked on a map, Palestine already existed….

Fuck me - Charlie Kirk’s dead. I was out shopping at Waitrose - when did that happen?

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After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Yeah, orange man - London loves you…… NOOOOOOT

It’s Charlie Kirk’s funeral this weekend. I was going to watch it, but we are having our fence creosoted and I want to watch it drying.

Dear Mr Musk Would you mind awfully keeping your fat Sooth African nose out of our politics and stick to shooting your own American kids as they try to learn in schools about……American culture. (Lol). Twat.

Who better to represent the interests of the working man than Danny Kruger, he being an old Etonian son of a wealthy property developer & Dame Prue Leith, as well as having been political secretary to old Etonian Boris Johnson. He’ll smash the metropolitan elite in no time.

Unlike Germany in 1930s, Americans have been arming themselves for this kinda shit for 200 years

With alt text, because it matters.

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Do you recognise any of these people? Wanted by the Met after the violence on Saturday news.met.police.uk/news/appeal-...

Bravo Max Hastings

Did you know that Danny Kruger is an anagram of Stupid Cunt?! Makes you think.

If you don’t follow @ghostinexile.bsky.social, then you’re utterly bonkers. She’s epic. Period.

For the record. My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers. I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."

Good old American free speech - so long as it’s the type praising the fat orange paedo protector.

Wow. I’d not heard of Hannah Einbinder…..until this. What a powerful and incredible young woman ❤️ youtube.com/shorts/uPV9O...

‘Five Houses’ Farage has a certain ring. And he owns, or has claimed to own, all of them. Which is four more than Angela Rayner does… www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Hey America…..we fire people with links to paedos. Just saying.

RIP

Genocidal murdering cunt sticks up for racist, misogynistic, homophobic (dead) cunt. Shock.

I’m spending a considerable period of time mourning Charlie Kirk….. …..Right, that’s that done. Breakfast now.

I have a heartfelt message for Charlie Kirk. Also, this: youtube.com/shorts/BSMHT...

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The Liarnesses.

“Hello children, it’s John Kay here from BBC Breakfast. Are you all ok today? Has mummy made you breakfast yet? Ohhhh [giggles] how yummy”

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