my baby changed 🏀 leagues this year & they’re serving spaghetti at concessions.

i took nyquil PM this morning, hoping i’d just get enough rest and relief to make my afternoon meetings. baby i never clicked not one zoom link. when i opened my eyes again, it was time for an early supper.

New moan yuh weather

why is the act of being outside being disparaged so much all of a sudden? i see so much of “i be at home/out the way/ppl never see me out yuck!” has remaining indoors become a badge of honor for millennials? i never heard my gen x cousins talk like this; still don’t. i’m genuinely confused.

pop, lock, and drop it.

ok not to be contrarian but what kinda hard are we talking? life itself brings enough storms; i’m not keen on tolerating too many man-made ones…

i’m dreading having a conversation w someone bc i just know this won’t be the outcome. the red flags been piling up in recent years. we’ll see in a few days…

being called ma’am then getting heckled by a 20-something for wearing carolina gear is wiiiiild

i told my boss i’ll be on the same flights as him later this month and he showed me the same enthusiasm @a-wat.bsky.social has when i mention sending him voice notes. just for that i hope we’re seated in the same row 🙂‍↔️

Loveeeee her

male friends treat me like my uncles “hey don’t forget about daylight savings this sunday watch them clocks” lol like okay thanks unc, love you too 😂💀

There has never been an official, comprehensive record of Black-owned bookstores across the United States — until now

Grits should never be sweet, what’s wrong with yall?!? only savory. Eat some cream of wheat or oatmeal if you want sugar 🤣

i really hope they never change my city’s voting stickers because them generic flag ones ain’t it

Good morning to all the ladies in the place, with style and grace. If you’re able, get your labs drawn to make sure you’re running at optimal health, okay? Metabolic panel B12 Vitamin D Ferritin (can point to anemia that a regular cbc wont catch) CBC xoxo, your thick ass laboratory professional

just got off the phone w my boss just to tell him that he gets on my nerrrves ugh 😩😂 (but yes he had a great idea that we will be attempting to implement)

if the last few years have taught me nothing else, it’s that in their early days of escape & departure, survivors of any and all types of domestic/interpersonal abuse should only confide in and seek help from those who have a) survived or b) have clinical/legal experience w/ supporting survivors.

my baby did so well ☺️ in honor of his performance, we watched “SINGING DOES NOT PAY THE BILLS! Now I said the choir and the competition is out!”

I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.

“ok girl well listen i gotta tell you something…” the way this could mean ANYthing at our big ages bc our lives are so layered?!?! my sister-friends be having me on EDGE 😭

JUVENILE X MEGAN THEE STALLION DROPPED open.spotify.com/track/2Vmb54...

I hate when someone I care about is in a bad mood. I be wanting to fix everything 🥺

“mom ok that’s enough you don’t have to talk to everybody because they already know you’re my mom 😩”

s/o to this mama in the back of the auditorium on her laptop as we wait for the BHM program to begin. i left work early, too, girl…

once again, we are frolicking at maximum levels this year. I want skin SHOWING, ass THROWING and joy FLOWING.

our niece partnered w her unc after she heard the aunties’ pleas?!?! yea this for us idc idc idc 😭

gotta cancel tmrw’s nail appt bc the little boy has up and revealed that not only is he PARTICIPATING but he has a SOLO in tmrw nite’s black history month program…🙂🙃🙃🙃

doubling down in broad daylight is wild

singing half the chorus of rihanna’s “take a bow” was my best work yet

i tend to insert a little humor into my staff presentations but today i was a little unhinged bc i’ve been up since 330am with my asthmatic child who eventually ended up in the ER. they released him in about an hour but 🫠🫠🫠

my back & sides kinda out now lawd pls don’t let this cold creep up into my pancreas 🥴

the forgive & forget propaganda is so played out. the perpetrators push the narrative that re-connection & restoration is required for “true” forgiveness. how convenient for perpetual harm-doers.

ok yes you can, up to a mile away and guess which time of year is mating season…

yall. can you smell a skunk’s spray indoors…? because…

i needed a soft landing today and i’m so grateful that it came when it did.

one of my interns just walked in with a five-star brand 5-subject spiral notebook. the kids gon be alright.

You’ll never get it again

you got about one time to reject my whimsy…

Mr. Iverson just don’t knowwwwww 🥵

reminding everyone at work to be sure to put in for time off this spring to account for The Dark Days ™️ (no holidays b/t mlk & memorial day)

there’s a post floating around that asks your serial killer trait & i’m definitely sending it to all my friends and telling them what their traits are. one of my homies is 🔪🔪🔪 for sure like why haven’t i ever noticed?!

Yes. My imagination >>>>>

had yall not been chatting about the lil game i woulda been none the wiser. my kiddo is so happy right now 🙂‍↔️

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yall really fine on here tonight! but that’s nothing new ☺️

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we can go live, we got drafts, but still no voice notes…? i’m upset & @a-wat.bsky.social is devastated

cleaning out the kid’s bookbag and apparently one of the kids gave out play-doh for valentine’s. i just wanna talk to the parents real quick

It’s an act of resistance as Black women to maintain exactly who you are and be joyous about it, regardless of age. May we remember it, may we honor it always. ✊🏿

we are sooooo unserious as a people 😭