Happy 420 (they are smoking oregano) 🍃

i’m still doing all this shit on a 2018 intel macbook don’t let them tell you that your computer isn’t good enough

fujoshi are a sign of fertile soil, like a parasol mushroom in your potting soil. when you see them, even where you may not expect one, you should be grateful for their presence. it is a fortuitous sign of growth to come, and an inspiring reminder of their resilience and adaptability.

IT Guy Warns Employees Not To Trust Emails He Sends After A Few Drinks https://theonion.com/it-guy-warns-employees-not-to-trust-emails-he-sends-after-a-few-drinks/

i was born to slay but i’m forced to work

we live in extremely precedented times.. i would really prefer it if they were much less precedented

Punch, the viral lonely monkey, was attacked by another member of his troop and immediately returned to his plush toy for comfort.

normal dog, switzerland, 15th century

It's BS you need to love yourself first. Even if you hate yourself now, love them fully and fearlessly🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 I want a world where someday you'll love yourself and live proud, just as you are

Morning.

listening to metal banging and distorted dentist drill silent hill music that sounds like the infernal ambience of the nine circles of hell

EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

milla jovovich answers fan questions in an aol chat, 1995

Manic-Depressive Friend A Blast While Manic https://theonion.com/manic-depressive-friend-a-blast-while-manic-1819566927/

kiwi enters da darkworld #KiwiIsInTheFuckingDarkWorld

hello kitty mushroom playhouse 💫

Had to ask my friends if this was in-character 😭 #PIKMIN

Madonna shares new photo.

Remember, kids... You don't have to pay $80 for new releases if you exercise patience and wait for sales. Play that backlog, revisit your old favorites, or discover your new favorite indies at a fraction of the cost. You have so many options that don't involve begrudgingly spending $80 on a game.

Precisely plucked 🤏🧅

my vibe lately

This is me every morning when I get ready for my corporate job

how i look while listening to death metal

Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself theonion.com/woman-e...

🎉 hooded crow

applying to more jobs every day and still hearing nothing back

The mood

she has fully recovered from the younger cat slapping a tooth out of her mouth 🙏

[📝] Is this teto. thank you this is beautiful I miss her everyday

madonna’s iconic 2005 confessions on dancefloor photoshoot

me and my many things !

Two House is so insane @fraxiom.bsky.social thank you for your service !!!!

He’s queening out

the light of my life

It's easy to love and be kind to others. Give yourself the same treatment. You deserve it, I promise 💜🦝

Let's Go! Tamagotchi!!! here's all my connection fanart for this month!

Banana doggo #painting

Hey drink your beverages before your cat gets to it! 🧃 #art

daily raiden metal gear i made this in paint

If you need me, I’ll be happily living in 2004. ✌🏻

Poké-Month Day 15 - Oshawott 💧

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

happy valentine's day from me and my valentine 💕💕