They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

Tipping off your adversary to an impending attack sounds a whole lot like giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

“I love my dementia!”

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list for raping kids.

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He looks like that guy that beat his college girlfriend and then threatened to hurt her mother if she told anyone. That him?

If you think tickets to the NBA finals are expensive, taxpayers probably paid $15M for this fat slob to fall asleep during the game.

Vacationed in Italy last week. As I strolled through Vatican City and St. Peter’s Basilica, I prayed for our country, our democracy, our families, (non-MAGA), and threw in a bunch of Trump Croaking requests, too! Hey, why not? When in Rome! Italy was amazing!

Last night they tested the UFC stage lighting at the White House. Check it out. The People’s House is looking more like a Six Flags amusement park after dark. It’s embarrassing.

Some call it sleeping. I call it rehearsing.

Snacky Chan

If that orange pedo shart stain comes within 500 yards of MSG, that place better riot and kick that kiddie rape artist scum across the street.

That’s a clickbait-teaser headline. But damnit it works!

“I aced my quarterly, semi-annual, monthly physical. The doctors said, ‘Sir, we’ve never seen such a healthy leper before.’ Then I took my cognitive test, which consisted of calculating the square roots of very complicated numbers.” — Senile Satan

Really enjoyed going on the I've Had It Podcast to talk about the psychosexual panic known as the Make America Great Again movement, and talk about why you've just gotta make fun of these people. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1qr...

Can you give me directions to Walter Reed?

Power belongs to the people, not corporations—especially political power. 💥 Hawaii Rep. Kanini Souza drops some absolute truth to power in this #CupOfJoe. It is well past time to undo the massive damage caused by #CitizensUnited and reclaim our democracy. 🗣️🇺🇸

Snacky Chan

Adjudicated rapist says what?

When this geezer terrapin takes a dirt nap next month, our country will be a little better off. At least until Dumpy Pants-Pedo croaks.

Dumpy Pants Pedo is the biggest piece of sh*t our country has ever produced.

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

This is only the beginning. He has no plans to leave office or allow free elections. Nor are his plans hidden—they're all unfolding in plain sight. The Insurrection never ended and the Christofascists won't stop until our democracy is gone. Choose who you'll be in this moment.

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Shapiro: Somehow, he can’t find the money to pay for healthcare, but he can steal from you to pay off the criminals who stormed the Capitol.

This dildo’s dirt nap can’t come soon enough. If there is a Jesus Christ, Dumpy Pants will never meet him.

The Traveling Dingleberries

As a young U.S. Navy Hospital Corpsman, I never could have imagined that the greatest attack on this nation…would one day come directly from the White House.

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.

A Geezer and a Man Pleaser

Burn them all!

If only

Raise your hand if you rape kids.

Bwweehaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! lol

“Pastor Mark Burns,” burn in hell you POS!

So fucking true🙏🔥🔥💯

Ted Lieu: "I have a red line in determining which Democrat I will support for President That person must commit to removing the stain of Trump's name from every single federal building, & kick it off with a grand public ceremony w/ fireworks – you think I'm kidding, i'm not kidding"

Cankles McDemeted walks like a Zombie.

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There always comes a point where the 99% recognize the best way to improve things is to destroy the 1%- Anonymous

For some bizarre reason, President Pedo thinks he should be on Mount Rushmore. I think the bottom image is much more appropriate. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

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Geezer MAGAt-Strain STDs running rampant. Brain Herpes making them dumber each day. The Villages is ground zero for a Zombie Apocalypse. Sad.

You’re God Damned Right! No shit Sherlock Jennings! #MAGADILDO

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🔥LOVE TO SEE IT: Nearly 1,000 miles from the Ukrainian border, Russia’s Perm oil refinery is attacked by Ukrainian drones for the second day in a row.

All out of f*cks…