One of those days when you learn that the earth isn’t a sphere, it’s an oblate spheroid

Garbage garbage in a can, Look, here comes a garbage man. ‘Oh boy’ the children scream ‘such luck!’ Because the kids got obsessed with a trash truck

My pregnancy has finally helped my dad achieve his dream of weighing less than me.

Life is a group project.

Pregnancy Announcement: are you team sack of snakes or team basket of puppies? meredithhackmancomedy.substack.com/p/pregnancy-...

Don’t be a lazy pregnant b*tch

Pregnancy is a bitch and so am I.

What does it say about me that 70% of my feed is Spaceballs 2 updates?

Becky Yamamoto tells Suspender Jane how to act when you see old friends you dotj like anymore. Full ep @ youtu.be/9kFUQycUJAw

Guest Becky Yamamoto tries to prove to Suspender Jane that she’s an adult! Full ep at youtu.be/9kFUQycUJAw

Got all gussed up to play #bloodontheclocktower with @goodtimesociety.com Can’t wait for y’all to see it!

Thinking we might be better off if we had just let Pinky and the Brain take over the world in the 90s

Where my game geeks at?

I deal with my anger by doubling down on it, because at that point I’m so mad it barely even feels like I was mad before!

Stand Up this Friday!

Guest Brad Stoll tells Suspender Jane his surprising opinions on the country of Peru! Full ep @ youtu.be/-iQUzziUEu4 #funny #interview #journalism #comedy #paddingtonbear🐻 #paddington3 #hearditherefirst #openbook

Eurovision Night 2 about to start. But the frontrunners are still Night 1’s Bada Bada Bastu by Taran Killam, James Van Der Beek, and Kieran Culkin

Guest Brad Stoll tells Suspender Jane what Wayne Brady smells like! Full ep @ youtu.be/-iQUzziUEu4?... #funny #interview #journalism #comedy #waynebrady #clean #smellgood #namedrop #glitter #theaterkids

Why is it so hard to plug in a computer that warns you it’s dying, before it dies?

Guest Brad Stoll tells Suspender Jane about how he knows the Obamas! Full ep @ youtu.be/-iQUzziUEu4

My couch is my desk, my bed, my lounger, my kitchen table, and the place where if I stick my head between the cushions no one can find me!

Bots are the most supportive people on the internet.

I’m an extrovert so I can’t have insomnia, I have outsomnia

VERY fun Blood on the Clocktower Live! at Dynasty Typewriter hosted by @chrisgrace.com and starring @samreich.bsky.social @korndiddy.bsky.social @meredithhackman.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @aabria.bsky.social

4pm today at the Dynasty Typewriter and live-streamed. www.dynastytypewriter.com

They came from the future and the past. Two travelers who were destined to exist with and without time. Two insects… lost in time… Time Flies. New substack up. open.substack.com/pub/meredith... #timetravel #flashfiction #scifi #insects #dystopianfuture

Guest Joey Stern speaks truth to power about the vape industry targeting children! youtu.be/SVNWa4t2vJ0 #funny #interview #journalism #comedy #vape #marketing #nokids

Guest Joey Stern answers tough questions about his cats and what REALLY happened to Batman’s parents. Full ep: youtu.be/SVNWa4t2vJ0 #funny #interview #journalism #comedy #cats #batman #tuxedo_cat #crimealley #nerd

BOTC: Live! is back @ Dynasty Typewriter APRIL 19. Be there or catch the livestream (available for 2 weeks postshow!) Hosted by @chrisgrace.com Featuring @samreich.bsky.social @korndiddy.bsky.social @aabria.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @meredithhackman.bsky.social 🎟️ www.squadup.com/events/blood...

Where are all the topless mimosas?

What did I do to the algorithm that is so desperate for me to watch white lotus?

Bar keepers friend: cleaning powder Plumbers friend: plunger Writers friend: emotional issues

Ex-children’s performer Suspender Jane impresses her guest Shilpa Das with her immense adult talent Full episode @ youtu.be/IonCcyq3n_A?...

Suspender Jane (kids’ performer) is doing hard hitting adult journalism now. Interviewing the one and only Shilpa Das. youtu.be/IonCcyq3n_A

Just finished building a wardrobe with my husband and apparently I ‘stripped all the screws’, so if you want to see some naked screws come on over

I can’t escape the cult of my own genius meredithhackmancomedy.substack.com/p/profundity

New substack article dropping Monday. With reviews like this, how can you not be intrigued? open.substack.com/pub/meredith...

The scariest part of the dentist for me is discussing my insurance situation with the front desk

Is it just me, or are some people on the internet a little bit rude?

Avoiding bear attacks with Meredith and Kristina. #Podcast

My brand of beauty ‘always looking like I’m about to cry’

Finally becoming a morning person and loving every minute of it.

You’re trying to make jokes on the internet? The place where slender man lives?

An excerpt from my very serious and scary substack ‘Hot Ghost Encounter’ To read the rest or one of the other equally thrilling ones here: meredithhackmancomedy.substack.com

Teen horniness is an epidemic.

Obviously you should see this!!!

A Goofy Wizard #bloodontheclocktower #botc #clocktower #wizard youtube.com/shorts/Jtzoy... via YouTube @chrisgrace.com @meredithhackman.bsky.social @marajoyloves.bsky.social

If you are a theater kid wanting to sink your teeth into a new work or just a non idiot who wants to be smart and not an idiot, read my new original micro play that has all the critics screaming ‘HAS THIS WRITER EVER EVEN SEEN BASKETBALL?’ meredithhackmancomedy.substack.com/p/phantom-li...

getting rejected from s*x parties with Jon Pack and Meredith Hackman #Podcast

Got evacuated so suddenly last night I forgot to pack pants but remembered to pack a bathing suit. Fire near me is fortunately contained, returned home today wearing bathing suit.