A broken clock, etc...

@beckybunzy.bsky.social Becky! Guess what?

How much seafood do you have to eat before you get scurvy?

@bradshoemaker.bsky.social any chance of a solo FF Tactics stream?

This regime will do *anything* to hurt Black people and the White people on cable "news" refuse to say exactly that.

What are we doing here?

"She's got a rack that could clear the skies on a cloudy day" is a helluva way to describe someone 😭😭😭

Alright I'm gonna try these Reese's Oreos. We taking bets on if they're gonna be good or not?

So today is National Daughter's Day. And I can't for the life of me understand how fathers stay mad at their daughters. Maybe I'm a softie but my kid could ask me for a tactical nuke and I'd probably try to figure out a way to get her one lol

@beckybunzy.bsky.social you're a girl. What would be a good gift for a soon to be 17 year old?

Is it okay to shoot a fruit fly with a gun?

Me warning up for the rapture 😌

Just in case anyone was worried, I've acquired pop tarts. 😌

The gang has insomnia 😭😭😭

@beckybunzy.bsky.social did you make a wish?

How are they going to run a one-hour tribute if they're scared of quoting him? Will they just dub over the original audio? "Haiti is infested with DELICIOUS CUISINE. Their migrants are FEEDING your women and DELIVERING YOUR DOORDASH at night. They are coming for your daughter next WITH FOOD."

The way the joint in my left hip feels is the same as when Bo Jackson got his career ended running full speed and getting tackled. Except mine came from waking up from sleeping 😭😭😭

Are you telling me these people are malicious *and* incompetent? Well, I never

@newnicole86.bsky.social for your protection, health and well-being, I ate all of the cupcakes. 😌

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

@justbrady.bsky.social you're smart. Do you think it's possible to train a spider to kill silverfish?

I still can't believe they said, out loud, on TV that POTUS is a snitch, but a snitch that got in so deep it turned him into a pedarast who they now hold up as a paragon of justice 😭😭😭 still laughing.

mom's spaghetti

This is amazing. Comedy writers worldwide are throwing their computers across the room cause they can't write satire as good as reality 😭😭😭

@nextlander.com Vinny mentioned he was dealing with drift in his PS5 controllers. I went through 3 when I first got mine. I turned off the vibration and I've been using the same 2 controllers for almost 2 years with no issues. Hopefully that will help.

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This seems ill advised 🤔

I tell my daughter to work hard to make me proud because parenting is all about me 😌

I really appreciate that my daughter and I have graduated past the point where all pretense of her asking for money has been eliminated, and now she just sends me Amazon links of shoes she wants lol

@beckybunzy.bsky.social have a good and safe weekend. I know this might be hard to do but try and be good 😏😌

Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.

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Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.

Once again tapping the sign that reads “the alternative to collective bargaining is dragging out the factory owner from his house and beating him to death in front of his family,” because that’s what we had before collective bargaining Unions are there for *your* protection too, management

When you completely remove all subtext, it's just text lol.

@justbrady.bsky.social you know stuff. Can 80 year old men still have kids?

My latest. medium.com/@beckybunzy/...

Morning.

@beckybunzy.bsky.social look at Chonks the Liger 😍

Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it

That's gonna be me doing Evil Kinevel shit to impress Lucifer 😌

For @justbrady.bsky.social 😭❤️

If there's one thing in life that I can count on is its persistent, ardent tenacity to keep whatever I need at arm's length at all times 😑

I wonder if gnats know how annoying they are. Like is that in their DNA or are they completely oblivious that I'd shoot them with a rocket launcher if they'd stay still for two seconds?

@beckybunzy.bsky.social what's the name of them fancy eggs you make?

How the hell is evolution real when house spiders can't learn to stay out of my space? You got the whole house to chill in 😭😭😭

“Sorry, Pat, I still can’t guess”

You want my full and undivided attention? While I'm eating Pringles and watching my show?