Idk what they put in the water but Izzy was made for Situations.

I have the day off on Wednesday, and the house all to myself. I will finally finish watching the boy aquarium show.

I sent a photo of my Izzy doll to a coworker today and had to crop out the SICKOS shirt, because that’s more than I want to explain

Deadloch s2 is coming out on March 20th! www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEu3...

ofmd stede ed izzy with pokemon card list bsky.app/profile/imri...

My love for Scott Hunter vs my absolute loathing of Sebastien Raine

being a pervert about fictional characters with my friends

I'LL SCISSOR YOU

My favourite part about the btvs revival so far has been watching James Mars/ters insist he isn’t involved, and his Spike-esque hair and skincare are for other reasons actually don’t worry about it

I see you, NYT Connections

I want the glow in the dark Krakens jersey and I want to customise it 🔥🏒 alas, I am not made of money

Do you ever settle in to read a wiki page and realise up front it’s going to be insane

Good heavens

ed

big crush #hollanov #heatedrivalry #heatedrivalryfanart #IlyaRozanov #ShaneHollander

I casually commented on a Ted Lasso Reddit thread and there’s been a whole argument happening about it in my absence all day lmao

There are still people out there reading and kudosing my 18k 2023 big bang fic and I love them

That little man hasn’t any pants on—but luckily I ordered two shirts! Doll: @imrights.bsky.social Shirts: #HausofHands by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social

Finally watching HR ep2: watching Scott pretend not to see Shane panic is very very funny

Just saw a video joking about Shane’s dad going straight home and not saying anything because he was admiring the garden rather than noticing who his son was kissing; personally I think he kept his mouth shut because he didn’t want to be the one to tell Yuna it was Ilya

LRT I was hoping someone would do a sarcastic (affectionate) fan video to that song lmao

I love Francois doing his Men’s Health interview in the same spray-on exercise shirt he wears in HR

Just saw a video from the Dsquared show where Hudson takes one of the guy’s cigarettes out of his mouth, takes a drag, then puts put back in the guy’s mouth and. I’m going to need a minute.

this is a great interview esp re: privacy and boundaries. everyone needs to get more normal about hudcon & francois NOW. i don't rly care if it's part of the deal as public figures, they are rare gems who are earnestly themselves and u freaks are gonna run them into hiding xo

Do the youth know what a vajazzle is or has it been lost to time

Hey. D'you wanna do something weird?

It must feel a special kind of insane to go from waiting tables to being personally shown around the Versace atelier by Donatella herself in one single year

My algorithm has seen me watching all the Heated Rivalry interviews and said “hey, can we also interest you in whatever’s going on with that bearded doctor and his frail boy devotee in The Pitt”

Two nickels

#hollanov #heatedrivalry #heatedrivalryfanart #IlyaRozanov #ShaneHollander

I’m at the ‘looking up how much a personalised hockey jersey would cost’ stage of brainrot

Alright, I’ve watched episode 1 and the real mvp here is Scott Hunter: very clearly hears Ilya say his room number, KNOWS it’s a room number because he’s next door, then goes out of his way to let Shane know “oh man I’m NEXT DOOR to him isn’t that TERRIBLE that I CAN HEAR HIM”

Pretty sure most of my fics are AUs lmao

Fun fact: I can read and sort of speak Russian (it’s been a while but I studied in hs). Very excited to see so many people learning about rolling your Rs in this context.

I’ve started whispering Hollander to myself in a Russian accent. What’s happening to me.

I live with family and 99% of the time I feel lucky, appreciative, and not like I’m missing out. When I want to watch the hockey smut show however, I distrust every pair of headphones and door lock in my possession

Things guaranteed to make me yearn for a relationship: 1) seeing people/characters in a relationship doing something cute or endearing 2) horny

I love whatever’s wrong with Hudson Williams, keep it up king

I miss you, Izzy hands…

Finding myself obsessed with the hockey gays despite not having read the books or watched the show

#heatedrivalry #hollanov

Back from my semi hiatus I took while travelling tomorrow, I know I’ve got post to open when I get to it and I’m pretty sure it’s some tiny shirts…

Thank you all for another year of pirates and being weirdos 💖🏴‍☠️💖

Not Conathan blingeeing his way into the new year 😭💖

So my Wild Resolution is: I’d like to kiss someone next New Years.

the energy im bringing into 2026

My birthstone is that vein of brownie you get in really good tubs of ice cream

Going down the “pick something wild and anything counts towards it” New Year’s resolution path this time